Thread 76815038

How to do hip thrusts in the gym without looking retarded?

>>76815038 (OP)
close your eyes and imagine you're fucking your boyfriend's asshole

>>76815038 (OP)
how do people train their cats to do that?

>>76815069
cats dont really dance. it is a projection our minds create to simplify the intricacy of the cat's behavior. what we dont see is what the cat is actually doing.

>>76815038 (OP)
Impossible. Hip thrusts always look retarded. You could just deadlift instead

>>76815038 (OP)
kek everytime I see this guy. non-stop

>>76815074
woah...

Wow it’s like I’m on Facebook

>>76815038 (OP)
Lock eye contact with anyone looking at you. If they dont look away first then they're the gay ones

>>76815129
this is facebook

>>76815069
That's a chaneque from mayan mythology bro

>>76815089
>Impossible. Hip thrusts always look retarded. You could just deadlift instead
so true :D
>>76798582
squat (high/low bar front - doesn't fucking matter), deadlift, lunge, BSS, hip thrust and even hyper-extensions - these are all squat-like motion and they build pictured unfortunate physique

There's no context in which it's gay, sides making you a bottom. Now one might say, Anon! What about reverse cowgirling a dude? That's gay! Well, what is the one position to fuck a guy where you don't see his penis or balls

>>76815038 (OP)
Russian Swings with kettlebells. Its literally Hip Thrusts but they train the whole body like a ballistic deadlift or half through cleans.

>>76815163
Fuck you bot copycat

>>76815206
>Fuck you bot copycat
>>76815202
>>76815184
>>76815178
blah blah bot piling on fake robotized traffic as if it wuz comments under commercial in a paper magazine from previous century - exactly as believable
> yes, it's wonderful, i can fit into my HS dress now
> whoah, and they said i would never grow my hair back
xD

i can't make u into god, no, but i can give u greek god's legs:
>>76801597
>why is it that c-bum never grew long head of biceps? cause he never trained it - it is the same as it was after first baby cycle :D

>>76815038 (OP)
adjust your cock and balls so they don't get pinched by the bar
apart from that, stop being a fag who cares what normoid strangers may or may not think

>>76815038 (OP)
I dance like this, especially after a snorting a line.

>>76815163
>says he hip thrusts
>ass as flat as a pancake

>>76815038 (OP)
You're an insecure bitch if you're too scared to certain exercises because some other insecure bitch might think its "gay"

>>76815069
Abuse. The cats are beaten and starved until they perform these acts.