Thread 76817480

fitness fails edition

Cut some more clips, feel free to post any /fit/ humor as well

I'm monitoring this thread between sets

>>76817500
His spotter looks a bit fruity

>>76817509
She would get raped if this was in India

>>76817667
I wonder what this faggot thought would happen.

>>76817678
that it would work like a wheel and he would ride it
from watching afv for 20 years i have learned that most people don't understand physics

What happened to snap city threads? That's the fuckin spice right there.
So horrid but so educational.

>>76817940
nonlifting incels took over

>>76817509
Is this what heroes look like?

>>76817940
>>76817942

>>76818103
Literally what is even the fucking point of this?

>>76818098
You know I've probably seen this one a hundred times but I just noticed the Wile E. Coyote blueprint wallpaper in the background. Chef's kiss.

>>76818111
I bet he was thinking 'this is totally going to work my abs too something something stabilizer muscles bro'

>>76818111
it was recommended by the bot psoas schizo guy, apparently this is the only way to remove the psoas from the equation when unilaterally targeting the right pec.

>>76818098
women's first instinct is to get the hell away form that loser

>>76817502
I don't understand, from my PoV to raise that much it means you have years of experience going to the gym.....and you don't think of having clamps?

>>76818433
nope bot, pecas are here:
>>76818531
>pec is simpler example:
>>>76818405
>>>76818471
that's what i do now, and no i have never done this retardation save for
>but can u do one arm pushup ?
>sure i can, how many u want?
showboating

>>76817489
lol
why he pant pull off

>>76817482
holding up her body using her head against the wall, and then the slow relaxing of legs at the end... like she died in one a them video games with weirdly rigged ragdoll physics

>>76818722
>but can u do one arm pushup ?
>sure i can, how many u want?
What about twenty? Post vid.

>>76819060
It looks like the pant material on the back of his knee got wound around the bar... he was doomed before his dismount ever started.

Also, I don't see his other leg pulling off, they may have actually ripped in half. So you may actually be technically correct saying "pant", quirky-pants.

>>76817665
this is what happens when you get visited by the natty deer

>>76818722
Holy shit everything about the guy in this pic is repulsive
>broom straw hair
>psychotic gooner expression
>disgusting level of vascularity
>upper body isn’t even particularly big though, somehow
>actual tumor on left elbow
>comically small legs
>seriously what the fuck is up with his left leg

>>76819239
How many ribs does this break

>>76819254
he's a climber, a particularly shredded one but being lean, vascular, not too big, and a leglet is par for the course

>>76818722
How many times on average do you say "bot" in like 100 words?

>>76819060
this is how he gets undressed every night

>>76817489
And thats how Michael j fox got parkinsons.

Feeling pretty vindicated right now about deciding to not fuck around with cheap chink shit for the gym.

>>76818520
I'm pretty lazy to use clamps until I get near my working weight but that also means it's pretty easy to keep it perfectly stable since they're warmups

OP how are you making this webms in bulk? Do you have an efficient way to split videos into multiple clips or is this a deeply manual process?

>>76819898
I use Bandicut (which is shitty for anything other than light-weight clip cutting) to cut a compilation. Then I choose to remove audio + convert to 720p webm.

For any soundless webms that are >4MB, I just re-cut that particular clip to 480p, then to 360p if it is still too large.

I am thinking about using ChatGPT to write some batch script to do all of the conversion for me, I will probably try that later.

>>76819956
kek

>>76820000
so many other things he could have crashed into. or hell, tried to stop or jump off. am off base or does this only happen if you are so chickenshit about experiencing pain and injury that you'd rather inflict it on an innocent, unsuspecting person?

>>76819949
>>76819956
lmao

>>76820015
Might just be like all the self-centered, brainless people on the road who are so laser-focused on making themselves a second less late rather than not killing others with the giant machine they somehow have been permitted to use.

If cyclists want the same consideration as motorists, I say charge him like we would a motorist who purposefully veered off onto the walk and hit a pedestrian.

>>76820046
What is happening with those shorts, are they drenched in gasoline?

>>76820042
in my head, the bar makes this sound effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_OE1jFVLww

>>76820002
Where's the fail?

>>76820050
It's just video artifacts
Also you're gay for looking

>>76820049
>I say charge him like we would a motorist who purposefully veered off onto the walk
if you bother to watch the video, the black SUV was making a right turn into him.

But yes, the stupid nigger should have braked and yelled watch out. But if you watch the handlebars especially closely, you'll find out the stupid nigger was especially stupid, and didn't even have any brakes installed on his bike, which looks to be either a meme fixed gear he couldn't handle or maybe a bmx bike.

>>76820131
It's stupid fixie without breaks.

>>76820237
>filename
it's growgrowgrow.webm newnigger

>>76820131
Saw it, you still can't veer off the road and hit a pedestrian to save your own skin. Obviously the balance of potential harm to operator and pedestrian are different for a bicyclist versus a motorist, but there still has to be some culpability... and I doubt there was, since cycling has all sorts of bizarre double-standards. I suppose it's just more rage-inducing than humorous to me. I'll quit arguing about it now instead of derailing the thread.

>>76820319
>Saw it, you still can't veer off the road and hit a pedestrian to save your own skin
i bet you can, legally.

>I'll quit arguing about it now instead of derailing the thread.
that's the whole point of a low effort trash thread

>>76820280
i know the whole funny-thing-unnoticed-in-background is staged but it still cracks me up. something about the way stretchy shit fling junk around, man

>>76820131
>looks to be either a meme fixed gear
I remmember when those were all the crazy amont hipsters and the like. To this day I still don't understand why someone would purposedly drive a fixie.

>>76817484
Thats big motherfucker.

>>76818098
What exactly does this “exercise” accomplish?

>>76820587
Turn pull ups into midair rows?

>>76819282
This man is literally lifting in a deathtrap and I can't stop laughing

>>76817500
>be bitches
>Gert-like mom-mocks him
>cackle shooting up from her withering uterus
>-10 man points in her cunt scale
>Pool noodle gets scared for herself
>"the horrid things IIIII will witness"
>then laughs when the situation doesn't immediately impact her personally
>be dudes
>bro gets worried and goes for the rescue
>empathy exists in his heart without a camera pointing straight and center at him
>other dude just completely ignores external struggles
>only the grind matters
>today he will face God
>will probably ask the fallen dude how he's doing on the lockers, when he returns from his trance
"I'll rather be in the woods with a bear"
"Behind every great man..."