Thread 76825626

OHNONONONO
HAHAHAHA

>>76825626 (OP)
>le thousand cock stare strikes again

>>76825626 (OP)
I hate women.

I don't believe her.

>>76825639
you should hate "men" who enable them to behave like this more

>>76825626 (OP)
BREED BREED BREED PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP TWINS TRIPLETS QUINTUPLETS GET PREGNANT YOU PIG GET PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP DIE DIE GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP AAAAH PLAP PLAP AHAHHAHH AAAAHH

>>76825648
I hate them too but I hate women far more. I can't listen to one speak for more than a moment without being irritated.

>>76825676
they are so inferior to us! and superficial and stupid!

>>76825682
true

>>76825626 (OP)
tummy sexo
sending ripples through her flab as you plap into her at full force

test

>>76825682
They're fine but they shouldn't have any control over men, like voting.

>>76825688
*5 years later*

>>76825695
seems to me that fatties haven't been bullied enough lately

>>76825626 (OP)
CICO bros? How do we handle this?

>>76825626 (OP)
I lost 30lbs in 3 months doing what she advocates, something must be wrong somewhere...

>>76825712
charge her 2000$ perm month and put her in some fad diet something like 5 apples per day half an apple every 1 hour

>>76825626 (OP)
>"healthy diet"

>>76825718
Legitimately not the same person and you can’t convince me otherwise

>>76825718
Hanna Montana?

>>76825731
she eats a quinoa salad for lunch twice a week, of course her diet's healthy!

*for a week

Imagine fucking this bitch missionary without makeup on. The horror.

>>76825718
Imagine getting to ride this daily all the way from plap-hog to broomsticc.

>>76825755
fuck you i almost puked when i imagined it

>>76825755
Fuck you almost came imagining it

>>76825795
I'm honest to God 100% straight, but I would rather fuck a twink

>>76825797
I, too, am gay.

why is always people who count their daily steps who are fat

>>76825811
Cico btfo

>>76825811
because they refuse to count their daily calories ?

>>76825626 (OP)
STUNNING
BRAVE

>slut would track anything else than the one thing that matters calories
klok

>>76825626 (OP)
>eats a healthy diet
let me guess

>>76825628
you need to get laid

>>76825718
Fuckin' 'ell mate

>>76825723
>2000$

>>76825639
Me too brother. But this hate is misguided. Honestly, the only thing I feel for women, thinking about it rationally, detaching myself from emotion, distancing myself from feelings, is rue. After the initial wave of revulsion upon witnessing these grotesque and disturbing creatures, I feel nothing but pity for their condition; imagine living as a passenger in your own body, unable to understand, much less master your own mortal coil, with your mind representing a vast expanse of untameable, wild and unpredictable intense emotion crashing against you constantly, with no ability to execute your will onto the world due to your physical and mental weakness and fragility.
The Y chromosome is truly the greatest gift that God, or the universe, or whoever decides these things can give to a person.

>>76825626 (OP)
>PLAP
PLAP
>PLAP
PLAP
>PLAP
PLAP
>PLAP
PLAP
>PLAP
PLAP
>PLAP
PLAP

>>76825695
Cute face
>Baby is white
This is AI.

>>76825653
Based

>>76825626 (OP)
Maybe she should eat less so that she stops being chubby
>>76825718
It’s crazy how many girls would be hot if they just weren’t fat.

>>76825695
I’m mirin, what’s her arm routine?

>>76825695
>She was thin in the wedding pictures
oh no no no

>>76825626 (OP)
Looks like stretched skin resulting from pregnancy. What she should do is get pregnant again.

>>76826195
>thin
at least she's married to another beast fuck. shame about the kid

>>76826186
stress is general reason of overeating. People work too much time per a day for business, it creates stress and harms their health, including mental health.

>>76825626 (OP)
I call bullshit here

She's probably eating good and training through the week, but I'll bet on weekends she's having a fuckload of booze and gorging on McDonald's and pizza. I know far too many people who do this, and when you're over 21 you just can't stay in shape if you're doing that shit every weekend

When it comes to fitness, you must be honest with yourself if you are to hold yourself accountable and continue to do better

>>76825695
>>76826178
>>76826187
She's just fat but with "lucky" fat distribution genetics, in that she doesn't gain any fat on her face. My cousin is like that too, he's like 300lbs but he doesn't even have a double chin, and his cheeks aren't fat either. He genuinely looks skinny in photos if you crop everything below the shoulders out

Meanwhile another guy I know somehow has abs and a double chin/chubby cheeks at the same time. So it's genetic, assuming that chick didn't get the fat surgically sucked out of her face

>>76826124
Forgot the gigantic pint of ice cream in the corner and kfc

>>76825626 (OP)
>>76825731
>>76826124
Notice, she says "healthy diet" while being rather specific about everything else, no mention of calories.

>>76826187
>>76826268
I find fat distribution fascinating, I genuinely go through the /fph/ threads here just to look at it. For women, fat likes to congregate at the arms for some reason, don't know if this is some hormonal thing, like will this happen to trannies?

Bodies of the morbidly obese vary more than anyone else I think.

>>76826274
Salads every day (with dressings).

>>76826242
Most white collar work isn’t stressful at all. Most of the time it’s pretending to be busy

>>76825626 (OP)
She's missing fork putdowns from her workouts. Can't really skip that one

>>76825626 (OP)
The issue here is that while I wood berry, she is at the absolute limit; she'll be a lost cause in six months.

>>76825653
Yep. This was my exact reaction.

>>76825718
Poor thing has no ass but I would still hit it

>>76826124
What's wrong with apples?

>>76826124
what's wrong with nuts?

>>76825718
(ignore the bbc)

>>76826124
I eat 5 of those daily and I have never been obese in my life

>>76826441
90% sugar.

>>76826445
It has been scientifically proven that moderate regular consumption of nuts is good for the brain. However, different varieties of nuts have slightly different effects. We want to be not only physically developed, but also mentally not stupid.

>>76826465
More like 90% water

influencers make me experience genuine tard-level rage. close your fucking eyes crackhead why are you looking at me so wide-eyed holy shit.

>>76826465
In an apple
~55-60% — fructose
~20-25% — glucose
~15-20% — sucrose
and more vitamins and mineral nutrient. The apple doesn't make you fat, it's not dates.

>>76826378
Why is this so extremely funny?

>>76826468
Nuts are literally poisonous so as not be eaten by animals, however. But cashews are very tasty.

>>76826445
Extremely high in salt.

>>76826531
You can get unsalted nuts bro

>>76826532
Extremely low in taste.

>>76825626 (OP)
For how long has she been doing that? A month?
Fucking poser.

>Visible straw in corner, likely leading to fuckhuge Stanley cup full of pure sugar liquid
Every time.

I’m actively trying to get my wife to lose weight, but she doesn’t want to listen to my advice. I tell her she needs to work out and eat more protein but she thinks she can do things her way for weight loss.

>>76825718
This chick is based AF. Saw a reel with her on Insta talking about why she didnt date when she was a fat pig - apparently all the guys who liked her were disgusting architects and feeders who just wanted to keep her fat and make her fatter. Seems like a smart, based girl.

>>76825731
Cheese steak milk eggs those things are all healthy objectively and you can still get fat eating them

>>76826588
Stop being a simp

>>76825626 (OP)
That flab looks way too liquid. Probably some fucked up syndrome, not really because she doesnt try. Its the typical "exception makes the rule" female bullshit

>>76825695
Arm routine?

>>76826456
That nigga looks disappointed in the after section of the webm

>>76826195
>thin
Look at the fold between her forearm and upper arm

>>76825653
What did he mean by this?

>>76826456
only a black man can handle all that

>>76825695
Imagine the bicepjobs.

>>76825626 (OP)
I love female blackpill content. Their stuff is so funny in how they word it out. It's always "this is how OUR bodies look like. yes WE all look like this. NOTHING will work for US" and it's always some fat fuck coping.
I wonder if they think our blackpill content is equally funny.

>>76825653
Hrm... yes... I see now. Well spoken ol' chap.

>>76826569
>marrying a wife who not already into fitness
You made a major life mistake, and may not have an escape.

>>76825626 (OP)
maybe stop eating like a pig then

>>76825718
would the thin version