Thread 106538589

Make games fun again in one sentence. Go

I play shitty games made with raylib

>>106538589 (OP)
Make them unprofitable

>>106538589 (OP)
rm -r ~/Games && sudo pacman -S getting-a-job

>>106538589 (OP)
You will never be a kid again

crt monitor.

>>106538589 (OP)
go back into the past 20-30 years so none of the current development pipeline templates/tropes exist.
this is the reason why there's not a lot of new games that are great - studios are not figuring out their own ways of doing things but use either ready to use libs, shaders, engines, assets, sfx etc etc

>>106538589 (OP)
focus on one gimmick and do it well.

>>106538589 (OP)
Online multiplayer is now illegal.

homemade engine and a bullet to the head for marketing and hr "people"

>>106538589 (OP)
everything is 2d again
DKC and Starfox niggas kill yourselves

>>106538589 (OP)
Take some Adderall right before you play.

>>106538589 (OP)
Additional payments after the initial purchase of a video game are now illegal

ban india from the internet

>>106539195
just say youre bad at games and move on

>>106538589 (OP)
games have always been shit, you just thought they were good when you were 10 because you were easily impressed.

give mega-autist gamedevs cost-of-living grants so they can complete their masterpieces in peace

outlaw all microtransactions

outlaw all HR/PR/shareholder goonies from influencing a dev's vision

>>106538589 (OP)
ban unreal engine

>>106538589 (OP)
Fire the women

>>106539883
>outlaw all HR/PR/shareholder goonies from influencing a dev's vision
kill them, women and jew will always find a way to destroy nice things

>>106539599
underrated post

>>106538631
HOW DO YOU DO THAT WITH THE TEXT?

>>106538589 (OP)
Don't support AAA

>>106538589 (OP)
games are now fun.

>>106538589 (OP)
Have a few shots of whiskey or a puff of your weed pen and you'll be on your way.

>>106539320
I wanna stroke her pussy

>>106538589 (OP)
I just hate brown people

To be honest I think games are already pretty fun. There's more than enough good games to keep one entertained. If you have more time than games you're not living your life right.

>>106538589 (OP)
I emulate on my tablet with CRT shaders for a nostalgic experience in the comfort of my bed!

>>106538589 (OP)
nuke femoids

>>106538589 (OP)
A game must fit on a dual-layer DVD.

>>106538589 (OP)
Total nigger death.

Games went wrong when they made them for niggers, that's when they went wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHPN7X1TkIg

>>106538589 (OP)
I play old games and reject new ones.

>>106538589 (OP)
you are injected with heroin every time you beat a level

>>106538589 (OP)
May I ask what model this monitor is? I'd like to compare it with my crappy 19" dell, if it's a good enough upgrade I may hunt one out.

>>106542008
I recently replayed the old Shining Force games. So much fun compared to modern slop.

>>106538589 (OP)
Completely, irrecoverably crash the triple A industry.

>>106538589 (OP)
Develop for the players, not the onlookers.

Close SweetBaby Inc down.

>>106541248
>he doesn't know
ngmi

>>106539320
fuck fuck you fuck you do a barrel roll also yeah the game is unplayable without the 60fps romhack :(

>>106539195
>>106539684
The problem isn't online multiplayer or competitive play. Before internet, you bought a fully working game you can enjoy. It has some bugs? I already paid, it's on their dollar to replace the broken product, so they took care to avoid that. Now they shove you some beta test shit and then you still need to buy a season pass to enjoy some crossover content with the latest anime you don't care about with unbalanced characters to force you to buy it or lose and for whatever limited time deal they want you to be allowed to have it and it's gone after they say it should be gone.

damn I miss my old Amiga and beating Shadow of the Beast as kid

>>106541353
i-i'm both

>>106541248
[ c o d e] <your text here> [/ c o d e] remove spaces, you silly retard

>>106538589 (OP)
I just want to play and love. I don't really like being racist.

>>106542906
based

>>106542906
You actually do like being racist, along with playing video games and loving.

>>106542926
>some kind of jedi mind trick
don't tell anon what they should like

>>106542957
I'm just pointing out a false dichotomy. Racism brings a smile to your face too.

>>106542963
joke's on you, i have no face.

Games that don't get 1080p/60fps on an Xbox Series S should be considered optimization failures and be barred from release.

>>106538589 (OP)
focus on fun instead of "realism" and graphical fidelity.

>>106538589 (OP)
every installation and ng+ generates its own version of the world, and remove maps.

>>106543016
Giga based

>>106541248
the sticky, xir

Buy-to-own games created by teams numbering under 50 with a culture within and without that respects creative freedoms in all forms free of meaningless culture wars.

>>106543126
^This, gayming becoming profitable and therefore able to support massive teams and marketing departments is what's turned it into the cancer it is today. Some of the best games I've ever play were simply from word of mouth. Not through some commercial or IGN scores which aren't worth a damn anyway.

>>106543126
Games like this still come out often but you don’t hear about them because gaming is way way WAY too saturated these days.

>>106538589 (OP)
>ME AMIGUR
>>>/vr/

>>106538589 (OP)
bring back the fucking tits.

>>106538704
PS4 really began this era.

>>106538589 (OP)
Kill all shareholders

put the nerds back in charge

>>106542817
only MultiPlayer i play is MineCraft, not my problem, mine is all the cookie cutter arr-rook-same public servers with newfag toddlers

Crackhead Simulator 2025

Gamers need to learn impulse control and stop buying slop they will complain about anyway.

>>106541603
Is this bait? It looks awful.

>>106541248
I don't know anon, how do I do that?

>>106541248
it's in the 4chan rules mein nigger

Fire all women

>>106542769
We have to end or severely curtail anti discrimination laws in the first place, otherwise businesses that demand you hire them or face a lawsuit will continue to pop up, and complaining will continue to be a career ending move.

>>106539195
It's not the game so much as a large number of players who wear their hearts on their sleeves...and their sleeves say "love me and treat my mental illness as if its as normal as the bread in your fridge, or I'll ruin your life". And that's actually a credible threat. And under the sleeve is a tattoo that says "I'm an ambitious social climber, everything I say and do is to advance my position, don't risk telling me I'm wrong".
But also you suck, git gud scrub.
>>106542906
I don't either but if you're not that's just stupidity. Either for self preservation or to advance your position, you have to be racist. Who to be racist against varies depending on which you're trying to achieve.

>>106538589 (OP)
Browns and women are banned from the industry