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Anonymous No.106569665 [Report] >>106569667 >>106569684 >>106569693 >>106569779 >>106569804 >>106569865 >>106569887 >>106569910 >>106570003 >>106570058 >>106570639 >>106570767 >>106570918 >>106570963 >>106571256 >>106571482
JuiceroBros?!
Anonymous No.106569667 [Report] >>106569676
>>106569665 (OP)
Anonymous No.106569676 [Report]
>>106569667
Anonymous No.106569684 [Report]
>>106569665 (OP)
I'd love to see that POS coping with frozen fruit, which you need for proper smoothies. Flying Pieces of plastic gears everywhere.
Anonymous No.106569693 [Report] >>106569722 >>106569762 >>106570548
>>106569665 (OP)
Wait, so you drink this with the blade and mechanism attached? Those things are notoriously difficult to clean. Pretty gross and also extra weight.
Anonymous No.106569722 [Report] >>106571493
>>106569693
>extra weight
just how fucking WEAK are you??
Anonymous No.106569762 [Report] >>106570010
>>106569693
Anonymous No.106569770 [Report] >>106570555 >>106571456
I think I just found a new fetish.
Anonymous No.106569779 [Report]
>>106569665 (OP)
I hate americans so much you wouldn't believe...
Anonymous No.106569804 [Report] >>106571464
>>106569665 (OP)
>sugar and fat (milkshake)
:(
>sugar and fat (fruit and milk)
:o
Anonymous No.106569865 [Report]
>>106569665 (OP)
Love they cut it so you didn't see how bad it was already leaking
Anonymous No.106569887 [Report] >>106569906
>>106569665 (OP)
and are you supposed to be carrying a blender around with you? are americans stupid?
Anonymous No.106569906 [Report] >>106570006 >>106570043 >>106571477
>>106569887
>he doesn't go walking in the fresh summer meadows, past the grape and banana trees and free-to-milk coos and fancy a quick slurpee
Anonymous No.106569910 [Report]
>>106569665 (OP)
why use your boring old blender when you can have a stupid cup shaped one that is designed to be less useful by far
Anonymous No.106570003 [Report]
>>106569665 (OP)
THIS IS SO DUMB JUST BUY A BLENDER!!!!!
Anonymous No.106570006 [Report]
>>106569906
>americans
>walk
lamo
Anonymous No.106570010 [Report]
>>106569762
HURT MY HANDS
Anonymous No.106570043 [Report] >>106570587
>>106569906
>past the grape and banana trees
I don't believe that's actually possible. I mean to grow grapes and bananas in the same vicinity.
Anonymous No.106570058 [Report] >>106570074
>>106569665 (OP)
where's the shot of the person pouring the 3oz of liquid out with the massive chunks of fruit that didn't get blended at all?
Anonymous No.106570074 [Report]
>>106570058
>grapes
>oranges
>strawberries

These are very soft fruits. It doesn't take a lot to mush them.
Anonymous No.106570548 [Report]
>>106569693
>extra weight
Femboy strength
Anonymous No.106570555 [Report] >>106571381 >>106571456
>>106569770
>Getting off to fruit gore
Weirdo
Anonymous No.106570587 [Report]
>>106570043
plus grapes grow on vines, not trees.
Anonymous No.106570639 [Report] >>106570656 >>106571245
>>106569665 (OP)
I got one of those like 20 years ago
Anonymous No.106570656 [Report]
>>106570639
ninja wasn't even playing fortnite 20 years ago, how tf would he be releasing merch???
that's a cap
Anonymous No.106570767 [Report]
>>106569665 (OP)
What a fucking shitty blender
Anonymous No.106570918 [Report] >>106571163 >>106571312
>>106569665 (OP)
There's nothing new here, i have literally the same small portable battery power blender that I got for $6 from the thrift store, then gave it to my sister for free. Carrying that with you will
- potential battery explosion, planned obsolescence with battery degradation
- potential contamination of not properly cleaned blades (milk etc)
- adding at least 40% of a weight you don't need while walking around, it's one time thing you do at home
- no one will peal fruits on the go only to blend it with all of what that could be bad for health, you do this at home and carry the juice only
- another appliance to care about its battery rather than just plugging it in
- potential leak after plenty of use when the cover isn't secure enough, especially with two opening
- being inconsiderate with people around you due to noise annoyance doing it on the go, or not able to do it at all.
- looks flimsy and that rubber will snap quickly
- after some use, it will look disgusting in and out that it won't look that pretty
nope
Anonymous No.106570935 [Report]
It's better for you to eat the fruit and then drink water.
Anonymous No.106570963 [Report]
>>106569665 (OP)
>puts in calcium to ruin all the antioxidants
Anonymous No.106571163 [Report]
>>106570918
This. I have one small I use to chop garlic and shit. It doesn't even spin up when packed half way, but does a good job turning cut up veggies into mush.
Cleaning it isn't too hard. It's the modern version of the chop chop
Anonymous No.106571245 [Report]
>>106570639
I got one of these for Christmas one year, and I still feel vaguely guilty about throwing it out after only using it two or three times. Spending like ten minutes cleaning it every time you make a glass of anything just isn't worth it. Well, maybe that one's different, but the one I got had like ten different seals and filters you had to unscrew just to run them under the faucet.
Anonymous No.106571256 [Report]
>>106569665 (OP)
So what am I seeing here? A small volume blender?
Anonymous No.106571312 [Report]
>>106570918
>potential leak after plenty of use
>plenty of use
check the first video, it leaks out the bottom before they even turn it on
Anonymous No.106571381 [Report] >>106571456
>>106570555
>Weirdo
I wish I could explain what these videos are doing to me, but I can't.
Anonymous No.106571456 [Report]
>>106569770
>>106571381
We're in the same boat, apparently.
>>106570555
You wouldn't get it.
Anonymous No.106571464 [Report]
>>106569804
>stop enjoying delicious food & drink!!
Anonymous No.106571477 [Report]
>>106569906
B..But Anon, that was a bvll you just milked, and he's very upset at this molestation.
Anonymous No.106571482 [Report]
>>106569665 (OP)
buy an ad you faggot
Anonymous No.106571493 [Report]
>>106569722
you cant see the pajeet hands in the video?
Anonymous No.106571598 [Report]
Where's the smartphone app?
Where's the scannable QR code?
Where's the fancy looking appliance that doesn't work?
Where's the dumb juice packets?
I'll stick with my Juicero™ thank you.