Thread 106894234

i just fucked the entire companies server and all of our 6000 websites are nginx 403. server is also unreachable. ive caused hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages.

what should i do

i was pasting scrpits i barely understand from chatgpt

Explain that you need to roll to backups ASAP and GTFO 4chan

Noob just copy the back up

>>106894241
i already tried that. thats when the server endpoint also went 404

i believe i was altering something to do with php and nginx location block

>>106894244
b-backups?

i should just block the company on telegram and leave the google chat

>>106894252
Call your DBA, revert everything to the day before backup DB for the Web Servers+Nginx.

Did your script write to the DB? if it only wrote to the nginx configs should be the nginx configs needing restore and restarting.

>>106894234 (OP)
Become muslim and explode.

>>106894259
>it's over

if you don't want to meet a real life agent 47 I suggest moving to other country asap

>>106894234 (OP)
Bullshit. 6000 websites on a single server is biggest lie I've read this week.

>>106894234 (OP)
>>106894237
Why the fuck are you running shit the AI gives you that you don't understand ON PRODUCTION???
Why do you even have permissions to do that in the first place?

>>106894423
Not really, I work for an SMB we have something like 4k. Mainly due to domain squatting on various websites so the server regardless "redirects" all mispelled or commonly hijacked domains right back in.

>you can do that with A reco-
Yes I know that however some people have boomer bosses.

IT'S JOEVER!

>>106894450
Just tell your boss it will save money in the long run.
Then later ask for a raise an point out the money saved.

>>106894486
>Just tell your boss it will save money in the long run.
OH believe me I know, he knows, marketing doesn't want to take the chance so we just throw it on their budget

>>106894234 (OP)
Tell them you have a fix and charge them thousands of dollars for it.

>>106894323
sorry i dont understand those words and codes you are using can you please repeat the instructions in a more clear manner

>>106894397
im already in another country the company are in a different country i WFH this is my third day at this company

>>106894428
well yes now i know

>>106895122
i dont think they're gonna trust me with anything important again. i offered to quit. my manager is BIG MAD

I hope this is real just for the hilarity of it, but I'm pretty sure OP is just roleplaying as stereotypical clueless Indian.

>>106895330
/thread

its real. but i wish it wasn't

Quit. But do it in the zoomer way : block the phone numbers of your employer. Block your employer on teams, mail... Just do not even bother blocking, just do not pick up the phone.

>>106895793
yeah, im still collecting consultant fees anyway from a different company that i do nothing for. this was gonna be my le r/overemployed gambit. oh well.

>>106895862
I am a shizo and so are you. I admire fellow Shizos. Keep it up!

This didn't happen btw, I made it all up

>>106895984
i believe op. he has no reason to lie and has a huge penis

>>106895127

Call data base admin, tell them to roll back to yesterdays backup, solved. /thread.

>>106894234 (OP)
Blame it on the indian H1B.

This thread is on the same level as the 'I need to write a 200 word essay by tomorrow' copy pasta shit.

op you have only two options
- take responsibilty and go to prison
- ghost them and get killed by a darknet hitman

>>106894234 (OP)
Standard procedure is to blame it on Russian hackers.

>>106896687
there is no database admin i think we lost everything on the server since the actual server vhost is fucked now. all sites have been down going on 20 hours

You're going to want get a good friend to duct tape you to a chair in your house and hit you with a wrench a few times. Then when you're discovered say
>THEY GOT MY CREDENTIALS! I TRIED TO HOLD OUT AS LONG AS I COULD BUT THEY THREATENED ME WITH A BLOWTORCH! THESE GUYS WERE PROS!

How the fuck did you get hired OP? You don't even know what a DBA is. Meanwhile all I have is some shitty non paid internship.

>>106898499
One thing shitters are good at is shitting. As in bullshitting. Be glad you're not a part of that, and stay your course Anon.

>>106894234 (OP)
Stand proud, OP.

You fucked up, and you fucked up big. You made what's coming to you *so, so worth it!*