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Anonymous No.106894234 [Report] >>106894368 >>106894423 >>106894428 >>106894803 >>106895122 >>106896692 >>106896788 >>106899713
i just fucked the entire companies server and all of our 6000 websites are nginx 403. server is also unreachable. ive caused hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages.

what should i do
Anonymous No.106894237 [Report] >>106894428
i was pasting scrpits i barely understand from chatgpt
Anonymous No.106894241 [Report] >>106894252
Explain that you need to roll to backups ASAP and GTFO 4chan
Anonymous No.106894244 [Report] >>106894259
Noob just copy the back up
Anonymous No.106894252 [Report] >>106894323
>>106894241
i already tried that. thats when the server endpoint also went 404

i believe i was altering something to do with php and nginx location block
Anonymous No.106894259 [Report] >>106894381
>>106894244
b-backups?
Anonymous No.106894266 [Report]
i should just block the company on telegram and leave the google chat
Anonymous No.106894323 [Report] >>106895127
>>106894252
Call your DBA, revert everything to the day before backup DB for the Web Servers+Nginx.

Did your script write to the DB? if it only wrote to the nginx configs should be the nginx configs needing restore and restarting.
Anonymous No.106894368 [Report]
>>106894234 (OP)
Become muslim and explode.
Anonymous No.106894381 [Report]
>>106894259
>it's over
Anonymous No.106894397 [Report] >>106895127
if you don't want to meet a real life agent 47 I suggest moving to other country asap
Anonymous No.106894423 [Report] >>106894450
>>106894234 (OP)
Bullshit. 6000 websites on a single server is biggest lie I've read this week.
Anonymous No.106894428 [Report] >>106895127
>>106894234 (OP)
>>106894237
Why the fuck are you running shit the AI gives you that you don't understand ON PRODUCTION???
Why do you even have permissions to do that in the first place?
Anonymous No.106894450 [Report] >>106894486
>>106894423
Not really, I work for an SMB we have something like 4k. Mainly due to domain squatting on various websites so the server regardless "redirects" all mispelled or commonly hijacked domains right back in.

>you can do that with A reco-
Yes I know that however some people have boomer bosses.
Anonymous No.106894466 [Report]
IT'S JOEVER!
Anonymous No.106894486 [Report] >>106894521
>>106894450
Just tell your boss it will save money in the long run.
Then later ask for a raise an point out the money saved.
Anonymous No.106894521 [Report]
>>106894486
>Just tell your boss it will save money in the long run.
OH believe me I know, he knows, marketing doesn't want to take the chance so we just throw it on their budget
Anonymous No.106894803 [Report]
>>106894234 (OP)
Anonymous No.106895122 [Report] >>106895144
>>106894234 (OP)
Tell them you have a fix and charge them thousands of dollars for it.
Anonymous No.106895127 [Report] >>106896687
>>106894323
sorry i dont understand those words and codes you are using can you please repeat the instructions in a more clear manner

>>106894397
im already in another country the company are in a different country i WFH this is my third day at this company

>>106894428
well yes now i know
Anonymous No.106895144 [Report]
>>106895122
i dont think they're gonna trust me with anything important again. i offered to quit. my manager is BIG MAD
Anonymous No.106895330 [Report] >>106895372
I hope this is real just for the hilarity of it, but I'm pretty sure OP is just roleplaying as stereotypical clueless Indian.
Anonymous No.106895372 [Report]
>>106895330
/thread
Anonymous No.106895631 [Report]
its real. but i wish it wasn't
Anonymous No.106895793 [Report] >>106895862
Quit. But do it in the zoomer way : block the phone numbers of your employer. Block your employer on teams, mail... Just do not even bother blocking, just do not pick up the phone.
Anonymous No.106895862 [Report] >>106895975
>>106895793
yeah, im still collecting consultant fees anyway from a different company that i do nothing for. this was gonna be my le r/overemployed gambit. oh well.
Anonymous No.106895975 [Report]
>>106895862
I am a shizo and so are you. I admire fellow Shizos. Keep it up!
Anonymous No.106895984 [Report] >>106896668
This didn't happen btw, I made it all up
Anonymous No.106896668 [Report]
>>106895984
i believe op. he has no reason to lie and has a huge penis
Anonymous No.106896687 [Report] >>106898425
>>106895127

Call data base admin, tell them to roll back to yesterdays backup, solved. /thread.
Anonymous No.106896692 [Report]
>>106894234 (OP)
Blame it on the indian H1B.
Anonymous No.106896717 [Report]
This thread is on the same level as the 'I need to write a 200 word essay by tomorrow' copy pasta shit.
Anonymous No.106896751 [Report]
op you have only two options
- take responsibilty and go to prison
- ghost them and get killed by a darknet hitman
Anonymous No.106896788 [Report]
>>106894234 (OP)
Standard procedure is to blame it on Russian hackers.
Anonymous No.106898425 [Report]
>>106896687
there is no database admin i think we lost everything on the server since the actual server vhost is fucked now. all sites have been down going on 20 hours
Anonymous No.106898483 [Report]
You're going to want get a good friend to duct tape you to a chair in your house and hit you with a wrench a few times. Then when you're discovered say
>THEY GOT MY CREDENTIALS! I TRIED TO HOLD OUT AS LONG AS I COULD BUT THEY THREATENED ME WITH A BLOWTORCH! THESE GUYS WERE PROS!
Anonymous No.106898499 [Report] >>106898521
How the fuck did you get hired OP? You don't even know what a DBA is. Meanwhile all I have is some shitty non paid internship.
Anonymous No.106898521 [Report]
>>106898499
One thing shitters are good at is shitting. As in bullshitting. Be glad you're not a part of that, and stay your course Anon.
Anonymous No.106899713 [Report]
>>106894234 (OP)
Stand proud, OP.

You fucked up, and you fucked up big. You made what's coming to you *so, so worth it!*