Thread 106938541

The new windows 11 copilot update focuses on voice control features.
If you are playing a video game, get a bit heated and say the N word. Microsoft will ban your xbox account and lock down your PC.

FALSE.
Stop hating the most stable os.

>>106938541 (OP)
>AI forced to listen to me shouting nigger every day

Based

i dont have a microphone THO

>>106938541 (OP)
>If you are playing a video game
4chan is 18+, please leave.

>>106938541 (OP)
VIDEO OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
fucking kek
roflmfao, even

>>106938693
Indeed, you are too young to be here, little anonymous.

>>106938551
What's Debian got to do with this shit?

>>106938541 (OP)
won't beieve you until you're shown you got banned.

>Windows is becoming unusable
>Linux will never, ever be good
>MacOS is for richfags
What the fuck are we supposed to use in in the 2030s? FreeBSD probably won't be any better than it is now either.
Someone needs to make a new OS, preferably a company since everyone has oPeN sOuCce dEsiGn fatigue.

>>106939802
Debian is stable only by name

>>106939945
>Linux will never, ever be good
Jewish lies, its already good.

>>106938541 (OP)
>If you are playing a video game, get a bit heated and say the N word
Do americans really

>>106938541 (OP)
good marning saar

>>106938541 (OP)
hey can you please use copilot
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GIVE THIS WORLD COPILOT!!!!!

what use case is there for Copilot? Why does this annoying shit keep bothering me in Word? Who uses this? For what? give me 1 (ONE) use case

>>106940386
boomers and alphers

>>106940386
Perpetuating the AI grift.

>>106940386
there isn't any.

>>106940370
They even made a tool for managers to check their employees are using Copilot enough.

>>106940386
Not gonna test it since I NoPilot, but let's say you had a notepad file with a bunch of data(f.ex in columns and rows).
You could in theory ask it to perform complex operations on the data. That would be at least convenient.
I doubt it's quite there though.

>>106938541 (OP)
>If you are playing a video game, get a bit heated and say the N word. Microsoft will ban your xbox account and lock down your PC
>make new w11 vm
>make new ms account
>download free multiplayer again
>keep yelling nigger in the mic
>microshit bans and locks down my vm
>make new w11 vm
hehe

>>106938588
what does that have to do with not having a microphone THO?

https://x.com/windowsdev/status/1978903929799823669
>the default voice is a black woman who barely speaks english

>>106942794
this cannot be a real ad

>>106938541 (OP)
this isn't true, and even if it was "getting heated" and your first reaction is to start screaming nigger you need psychiatric help

>>106942794
I will never have this relationship with a computer where I talk to it verbally its so cringe.

>>106942794
Wow I hate this. The voice was the least bad part of it.

>>106942794
the pajeets have turned ai into the first digital slave, appropriately voiced by a negro woman.

>>106938541 (OP)
i might actually use it if it didn't require an online account.

>>106942794
wow
this is exactly what i want
>ask it to refactor a function
>AYO YTBOI WHY YOU KEEP AXING ME TA FIX YO VARIABLES AN SHEIT
>WHY YOU ALWAYS GET THEM TYPES WRONG
>DIS DON TAKE NO ADVANTAGE OF MULTI THREADIN AN SHEIT. AIGHT, LEMME FIX DAT I GOTCHU

>>106942794
Way to ruin a good song (A-Punk by Vampire Weekend)

>>106943027
Just getting to the desktop needs an online account for Windows. I think all local account workarounds are dead now.

>>106938541 (OP)
Uh oh, I feel like I'm getting a bit heated right now...

>>106943348
surely this violates some draconian EU law, right?

>>106943417
EU will only bother you if you don't pay them off. A web browser shouldn't be an integral part of the OS either as per an EU decision made back in the WinXP days, yet Edge is now impossible to remove.

>>106942794
We should open sauce one of these things and make a linux distro run entirely on voice commands that's programmed to be a bratty disobedient tsundere.

>>106943437
That was because the rendering engine for the desktop itself was separate from the browser. With the advancement of "fuck it, it's actually just a web browser now" they've made Edge's HTML rendering engine a core part of the display function. Now it isn't a separate program creating a monopoly, now it is a core OS function so it can be bundled and you're forced to still use it and keep it updated, because fuck you, what are you gonna do? Install Linux for a week before searching how to kill grub?

>>106943348
nope, i just installed windows 11 and i'm only using a local account.

the friendly windows thread details how to bypass the online account requirement. you have to access the developer console on the install screen and enter a command to invoke the local account creation window.

not sure if it requires installing win11 pro or not.

>>106942875
>and your first reaction is to start screaming nigger you obviously are a scholar and a gentleman

>>106943505
Did you install the beta/preview version? I think some of these changes are still in there

>>106938693
>4chan is 18+, please leave.
Average poorchaner who can't effort some decent modern hardware.

>>106943529
only on home edition you need to use bypass, otherwise you can still use domain join option to create local account

>>106939945
Not Linux's fault though. Normies keep using the shit they're fed and never complain.
I wouldn't be surprised if they managed to somehow restrain to users entirely to the MS Store environment, virtually ending piracy. It's probably in their roadmap, bros

>>106938541 (OP)
why do you have copilot enabled at all

>>106942156
>they don't know I'm hiding behind 7 nested VMs

>>106938541 (OP)
can that ai translate by japanese vidya on the fly? Like the spoken shit, not the runes.

>>106938541 (OP)
>sell an os that snoops on you for everything
>sell games tied to the same account
>rage bait people into saying the n word
>ban them
>collect money when they buy new licenses
Man, Bill’s got a great business model
How does one get paid to rage bait people into getting banned?
Gotta be a lucrative job, right?

>>106940386
It can save you a shit ton of manual work, for one thing. Like a fuckshit ton.

>>106942794
this is very clearly not the same cat

it never ceases to amaze me how a billion dollar company can pump out the most soulless ads. that was legitimately painful

>>106938541 (OP)
That's false but in the event that it wasn't, you can just uninstall Copilot.

>>106938541 (OP)
Computer, generate photos of Scarlett Johansson wriggling her toes while eating cheesecake on the bodega countertop, 4am, ultra realistic, fashion model photography, large bust, sweetheart neckline, laughing expression, cute, expressive eyes, blue eyes, blonde hair

>>106944398
that bust aint large

>>106941861
They even make a copilot button appear 1px away from your fucking cursor in some cases.
Gotta pump the usage numbers I guess

>>106944398
Computer, animate my cheesecake wife
>>106944405
Don't talk shit about my wife buddy

>>106942642
>Asrock mobo with a 7800x3d
i see you like to gamble with your hardware

>>106942794
lmao holy shit
vid on youtube has both comments and dislikes disabled
seriously, what does it take for the normgroid to finally say 'no'?

>>106944524
It's a 7 not a 9, so not a problem.
It's also x670 not x870 or b650

>>106938541 (OP)
MS already hears anything you say.
But is there a change in terms in the license agreements that allow them to ban you from shit?
If not? Then it's just the same shit but worse because bad use of AI.

Also this would ban 90% of black gamers because they say it the most kek.

>>106944336
Shut up but keep going o algo

>>106944405
That vid of xqc trying to get an AI to increase a pic's bust size and it saying "it is unable to do this because of terms" is gold. He's right, it's useless because of the t&c and it just makes people not use it.

This is why corporations should ignore lawyers, they are parasites.

>>106947550
AI be racis an shieeet

>>106947565
I've seen exactly this. The AI doesn't let you do what you want, so you have to be creative within a box, so people just stop using and shun them altogether. Google was only able to grow because it let's you search what you want. Granted, if you learn how to prompt around the t&c it works, but most people aren't going to put in that much effort because you can normally just do the work and get a better result anyways.

>>106942875
>and your first reaction is to start screaming nigger you need psychiatric help
Cringe.
Who adked you and why should anybody care, faggot?

>>106943505
>nope, i just installed windows 11
But why?

>>106940370
I don't need no co pilot, I'm a lone wolf, nigga.

>>106947643
fomo, boredom, and the fear that something i want to do in the future will be rendered incompatible with win10.

fwiw i instantly regretted it. i already badly miss win10 ltsc and i kinda want to reinstall it.

>>106943890
>not linux's fault
kek it's never is

>>106940386
erp in notepad

>>106938541 (OP)
imagine sitting in an office and some bitch near you tries to interact with their windows 11tm, copilot driven computer, using their voice.

>>106943082
Nothing of value was ruined.

>>106943417
EU laws don't apply to megacorpos.

>>106943348
they will never disable local accounts on enterprise editions. just install LTSC and unplug your internet during the installer wizard.
>>106948229
>i instantly regretted it
>i kinda want to reinstall it.
I dont really get this, windows 10 and 11 feel the same to me. same ice cream, different turd flavor

>>106943890
>restrain to users entirely to the MS Store environment
you dont remember windows RT? it was a gigantic flop, people only use windows due to sunk cost fallacy (backwards compatibility)

>>106938551
>Most stable.
Nice try shitmut but windows is far from the most stable.

>>106948423
>she
>their
kys

>>106949865
bitch, this was a genderless statement on my side. medicate your tranny obsession. NOW.

>>106949902
>bitch
>genderless
lol, okay anon

>>106949801
i'm having issues with random things like cloe ocr not working, and windows 11 feels slower and looks worse so i had to install explorerpatcher to fix that.

i really fucking hate it. it's like win10 but they threw a bunch of shit on it, so i have to remove that shit to use it.

>The new windows 11 copilot update focuses on voice control features.
Déjà vu!
https://youtu.be/S-o-FfBAnPA?t=3

>>106939945
Go play outside like most humans in history.

>>106938563
people who have something to hide say that

>>106939945
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VDTNmHfOE-k

>>106938541 (OP)
I remember picking up a Windows 95 for dummies book in my school library even though it was late 2000s. just for fun, I read some of it. There was a little snippet somewhere in there about “what does the future of computers look like” and that the most advanced stage would be when you can talk to your PC like a normal person.
Paraphrase: one day you will be able to talk to windows