Thread 106955725

I just signed up for this. What am I in for?

hell yeah boy you bout do cd some kode

she's like 50 now unc

cd code
no such file or directory : code
cd code

>>106955725 (OP)
Clown pussy, pun intended.

>>106955847
$ cd..
sh: command not found
$ cd..
sh: command not found
$ cd..
sh: command not found
$ cd ..
$ ls
1 13 20
21 24 tty
$ cd code
sh: no such file or directory
$ cd
$ _

>>106955847
>mkdir code
>cd code
>touch code.txt
>code code

>>106955725 (OP)
For me it's Maria Project.

>>106956823
poor thing

>>106956823
I just saw this bitch on a rerun of Project Runway as a judge
How did she become le_koding_bitch

>>106956823
literally me trying to look busy after rto

>>106955725 (OP)
Has that cunt offed herself yet?

>>106957072
She married into the Kushner family, poor isn't something she will ever contemplate.

>>106956823
>On Wednesdays we cd ..
Fucking thirsty jeet simps pretending they have a startup...

>>106956823
Kek /g/ needs more kodeposting

>>106955725 (OP)

your user id changes to 666 workgroup changes to hell and a t-shirt in cardboard box?

Why doesn't she have breasts?

>>106958855
It's a man.

>>106958862
They all are now
The Internet is dead
Women don't exist
Jews are Nazis
Christians are evil
Muslims are from London
The president of the US posts AI poop memes
This is the start of the end times isn't it

>>106955725 (OP)
show klossy

>>106955725 (OP)
No refund

>>106957793
That's the girl herself anon. Are you alright? You seem to be hallucinating jeets everywhere.

>>106958941
Sir, here is.

>>106955725 (OP)
>kode
reminds me of KDE-speech
>krashes

>>106955725 (OP)
how much does it cost?

>>106955725 (OP)
This isn't even edited. She's 6'2 and Ben stiller is 5'7

>>106955806
so fucking what? people age, you turbo autist faggot

>>106955806
33 actually, phew I can now fap in peace

>>106955725 (OP)
Ok, but why does she lack tits?

>>106962174
Use case for tits?

>>106955725 (OP)
>what am i in for?
the same strained relationship with your father that you've always had

>>106962406
Anon... I...

>>106956823
>Guys who code
>Idk somehow I made this little game. It's not much and still beta. But you already can dig up blocks and can fight monsters and stuff lol oh and the world is basically infinite
>Girls who "code"
>I AM A GUURL LOOK MA KODING
>cd code
>cd..
>cd..
>ls
Why is it always like this?

>>106956823
>she needs to join our startup

>>106957113
something about a tax write-off for opening a non profit

>>106955806
wow gross

>>106956823
>200k starting salary + unlimited Salad Bar

>>106956823
women literally just need to exist and not be fat and they can become millionaires

>>106955725 (OP)
>I just signed up for this. What am I in for?
it's only for little girls, you can't sign up there as a man. they will see it and put you on a list or in jail because youre a pedo

>>106962836
women are natural born grifters
but since they're basically animals, it's not realistic to hold them accountable

>>106963071
>it's not realistic to hold them accountable
We hold pet holders accountable for the crimes their pets commit so why not hold parents/husbands accountable?

>>106963097
We do when we can rationalize it.
In a case like this where she's succeeding, it'd be bigoted to imply it's wrong at all. And it'd be equally bigoted to imply that that success is anything but her own doing as she's "independent", despite being bankrolled.

If for some reason she ever falls out of favor and gets outed as a grifter, you can bet her husband will share at least some of the blame.
Either because he's the one financing her venture, or because he wasn't providing enough in the first place, leading to her "working" at all.

I like her flat, just like the cover of a good book.

>>106962406
>Use case for tits?
Use case for the bumper on a car?

>>106956823
Ah, the ole classic: open up a terminal and type some random bash commands to look like 1337 h4x0r works every time.

>>106962406
milk? fun?

hate this bony white woman phenotype

>looks amazing
>can code
>makes a fortune
Y'all just jelly.

>>106962836
This is just how patriarchal culture works.

Men (except maybe like 0.1%) have no intrinsic value. Your worth as a man is what you make and show to others. Most women have intrinsic value in that it socially acceptable and even normative for them to expect to be approached, courted, interacted with just by virtue of being women. Hobbies are auxiliary. This does NOT mean that women can't be genuinely passionate about something, but that society conditions them in a way that makes it easier and more likely for them to see hobbies as some sort of disguise or accessory the same way you would wear an outfit or a necklace.

>>106956048
I’m more a LaurieWired man.
The things I’d do to have this squeaky voiced retard sit on my face

>>106970428
>LaurieWired man
Yes, we all know that.

>>106970428
This tranny is pretty cute I'd love to have him gargle my balls

>>106966759
that image did more for advertising Kode with Kloss than the hundreds of thousands of marketing spend

>>106956823
unironically didn't have a problem with a model starting a non-profit that helps little girls learn to code.

>>106971085
do we have empirical evidence of laurie being a tranny?