Thread 106958189

One guy basically has a third of the internet held hostage
Is this really how things should be?

>>106958189 (OP)
Based server dandy

>>106958189 (OP)
wait but he's not a sars...

So they called the white guy who made it, where is the fucking documentation? If they don't fire a shitload of pajeets I will switch to alibaba right fucking now

>>106958189 (OP)
With hair like that? Absolutely.

>>106958215
>guy at the top is responsible for all the shaarts

So you're telling me they flailed for over 12 hours, but this boomer fixed it in four minutes?
I smell BS

>>106958189 (OP)
He looks kinda based. I think I like Amazon now.

>>106958274
He had the encryption keys.

Fragile infrastructure, ah yes, my favorite.
>ARPA BE DAMNED, WE ARE NOT BUILDING A RESILIENT WEB 2.0

>>106958284
I love boomers so much

>>106958284
Probably was holding AWS ransom for $500M payout. BASED!

>>106958284
it is curious why he was even out on his yacht what... 3 hours after the 'big incident'. hes literally "the guy"... you never call. and they had to call him. so it took him like, 10 minutes to go from his yacht to his office. tap on his keyboard and fix it. its hilarious.

>>106958189 (OP)
ayy i didn't know one of the mfs from Queen started Amazon

I'll be right over. Taking my yacht by the way. Just thought you should know.

based

>>106958316
My guess is that they called him quickly but he was at sea and it took him a few hours to reach the shore.

>>106958215
No the Saars he left at the helm fucked it up and he had to come fix their silly mistake.

>>106958316
>>106958540
how tf doesn't he have a starlink? and they called him on what? on his mobile phone? couldn't he remote from the middle of the ocean or something?

>>106958552
Maybe their setup assumed AWS being available.

>>106958572
kek

>>106958189 (OP)
>Is this really how things should be?
Can't a white man go out on his yacht, for say, just a few hours? Are jeets really so incompetent that he has to baby sit them ALL the time?

>>106958597
are you really enjoying that yacht life if the hammer can drop at any time no matter what you are doing? I'd feel under too much pressure to really enjoy anything

>>106958552
I'm sure it has not only starlink but the more available geosynchronous satellite internet too>>106958552

>>106958189 (OP)
The world is now held up by aging white nerds who put in all the work so that their corporate masters can turn around and force them to babysit a bunch of H1B coders
It's tragic really. At least they're paid enough to get yachts though.

he unplugged it and plugged it back in

>>106958606
>>106958625
I just thought of something even more terrifying
This man is probably paid too much to quit right now but at the same time can't enjoy his life because of babysitting. If he's a smart man (which he probably is) he's waiting out until his retirement will be in full, and then he's jumping ship.
What happens when he jumps? How absolutely fucked is AWS? How absolutely fucked are so many other companies in similar situations? They fired all their junion and mid level devs so the senior guys can babysit the visajeets, and vibe coders. Shit will fall apart so fast and the poor old dudes will be getting heckled by their former bosses to come in and fix shit.

>>106958189 (OP)
that nigga lives on a boat

>>106958692
I'd live on that boat.

>>106958692
Why does his yacht not have starlink?
Is it so he can get a break?

>>106958189 (OP)
maybe corporations should have a hard cap on their valuations before they are forced to break up

>>106958274
it's a meme, that caption is not on the website

>>106958274
Never met a Unix greybeard, I presume.

>>106958189 (OP)
I kneel

>>106958189 (OP)

check the source you retards

https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status

>>106958274
Have you ever been in contact with enterprise support? You first sit 4 hours with sars fumbling around till until the white guy is free who fixes it within 15 minutes.

>>106958552
He does, he gave instructions to the jeets on a call on how to fix the issue which nobody understood, so he had to get in there personally and do the thing himself after Bezos begged him to do so.

>>106958718
One plan is for any time a company's market cap exceeds 1% of GDP, it gets automatically broken into multiple companies by the government. It would only need to happen a couple of times before companies started doing it themselves because investors would have a better idea of how to split it in a favorable way than the government does.
But you can't do this without some sort of protectionism because other countries encourage the consolidation of corporate power. Samsung accounts for 13% of South Korea's GDP. One company with that much of the country's economy under its roof. LG, Hyundai, and SK are close behind. How can your local companies, restricted to 1% of GDP, compete with these foreign companies? There has to be some kind of trade barrier to keep them from simply plowing over your local companies.

>>106958832
Just have your GDP be more than 13 times that of SK, simple. Also isnt the point that breaking up companies so that they are forced to compete?

>>106958886
Competition is inefficient for creating profits.

>>106958778
twitter is a better source for getting the same information quicker and more concisely

>>106958189 (OP)
>at 2:57 JH Yacht Made Landfall
>at 3:01 all AWS services returned to normal operation
He had it fixed in 4 minutes? Impressive guy

>>106958189 (OP)
fake and gay

>>106958189 (OP)
true and straight

>>106958189 (OP)
The powers that be have a new system that has been in the development for decades now, ready to be rolled out in the coming years. It will operate in parallel starting sometime this year and by the next decade it will be fully operational as the Agenda 2030 goals are slowly being implemented.
There will be no collapse, no violence, no uprising, no world war, no revolution, no killing of jews or politicians or other such fantasies. Instead there will be law & order, compliance and total surveillance until the very end. AI will be at the center of it all.

The Great Reset is inevitable.

The point remains the Internet wasn't meant to be centralised to bug corpo

>white man fixed it
uhm pajeet bros???

>>106958189 (OP)
WFY is the future

>>106958655
thats when you lay off even more people and threaten to dissolve the company unless you get a 10 billion bailout every month

>>106958189 (OP)
the part which he holds hostage doesn't matter and everyone would be better off if they hosted their own servers.

>>106958215
This is precisely why /g/ has been very silent on the AWS mess.

>>106958189 (OP)
Fake and gay.

>>106958832
Sounds extremely antisemitic