Thread 106960690

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Anonymous 10/21/2025, 1:46:19 PM No.106960690 [Report] >>106960739 >>106960772 >>106960803 >>106960964 >>106961225

You could improve the toilet by making a mirror seat so you can check if you've wiped properly. How else could you improve toilet technology?

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 1:48:32 PM No.106960703 [Report] >>106960733

OP wants to look at buttholes

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 1:49:27 PM No.106960713 [Report]

toliet

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 1:52:00 PM No.106960733 [Report]

>>106960703
You don't?

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 1:52:14 PM No.106960739 [Report]

>>106960690 (OP)
hey op you're suppose to wipe until there's no marks on the toilet paper

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 1:56:18 PM No.106960767 [Report] >>106960798

But I'd need two opposing mirrors to comfortably look at my behind

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 1:57:20 PM No.106960772 [Report] >>106960782

>>106960690 (OP)
Use a bidet

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 1:59:17 PM No.106960782 [Report]

>>106960772
not a faggot so no

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 2:00:09 PM No.106960791 [Report]

For me it's a texture thing. I can tell when my ass is a 100% clean just from feel of the wiping against it.

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 2:01:27 PM No.106960798 [Report] >>106960819

>>106960767
This, a camera would be better. Send the footage to the cloud and AI will tell you if you need to wipe more.

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 2:02:36 PM No.106960803 [Report]

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>>106960690 (OP)
ISS vac toilet

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 2:04:51 PM No.106960819 [Report] >>106960854 >>106960948

>>106960798
Imagine being the guy that has to train the ai to recognize clean and dirty assholes, of all types of people

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 2:08:12 PM No.106960854 [Report]

>>106960819
it probably already knows from scanning all those scat porn sites.

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 2:21:45 PM No.106960948 [Report] >>106961834

>>106960819
It's not even AI. It's an indian working in a call center staring at assholes all day.

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 2:24:24 PM No.106960964 [Report] >>106961021

>>106960690 (OP)
I don’t wipe at all. I use a bidet and then I touch my butthole and cheeks to verify they are squeeky clean. I am not some muttgoblin animal, despite being born in the USA to European parents and possessing dual citizenship with the US and EU

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 2:34:03 PM No.106961021 [Report] >>106961166

>>106960964
Frogs aren't people.

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 2:42:57 PM No.106961093 [Report]

I wired a webcam into the toilet that links to a 4k screen right in front of me so I have absolute surveillance over my shits

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 2:56:07 PM No.106961166 [Report] >>106961860

>>106961021
I’m not French, I am Nordic Aryan Gigachad. Bidet’s left France and entered the rest of the civilized world about 100 years ago. Even the Japanese have used them for 50 years. Americans are barely above China.

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 3:04:03 PM No.106961225 [Report]

>>106960690 (OP)
If you could instead sit and poop in a self adjusting telescopic tube that adapts around your anus in a air gapped way, that also cancels all noise and self clean it at the push of a button, it would be much better and efficient, also with an option to suck diarrhea that won't come out

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:26:37 PM No.106961834 [Report]

>>106960948
yes and worse yet he has to come off his streetside smoke break and get back to work

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:29:00 PM No.106961860 [Report]

>>106961166
>Bidet’s

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:30:32 PM No.106961874 [Report]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t85Jh4-A-3A

Anonymous 10/21/2025, 4:38:49 PM No.106961947 [Report]

I would prefer a technology that live streamed my shit to a Japanese grandma and she could tell me where to wipe and what a good boy with sizable nutsack.