Thread 106963341

GET THE FUCK IN HERE. NEW BROWSER BY OPENAI LAUNCHING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UWKxJbjriY

>>106963341 (OP)
>ChatJeetPT
Can't wait for this to fail

>new browser
>it's just more chromiumslop

fucking gay faggot niggers.
why do they have the colume so fucknig low. i already have my emulator at 29% but the youtube video at max and can't hear this nigger shit. i don't want to adjust my emulator volume for just this gay ass nigger video.

>>106963341 (OP)
microsoft VS google datamining infighting
does microsoft edge do anything to prevent google chromium from datamining? i doubt they can really

>>106963369
the awkward framing is much worse. while 1 guys talking the other 3 are staring around

i'll wait for the fireship video

>>106963385
yes this too. fuck this gay niggers.

Press S to spit.

so the AI bot is not enough spying anymore, a browser must be made for more spying, very smart Sam Fagman

>let's delve deeper
Bro be talking like chatgpt

holy fuck this site is gonna get 10 times worse.
people using ai browsers to be indians

>google invented transformers
>google made AI not a meme by finally beating Go
>google normalized large-scale corporate web scraping
>google invented hardware accelerated tensor processing
>google invented chromium, and by extension all of these vscode forks plus "openai atlas"
How did they mess this up? OpenAI shouldn't even exist, it should just be a subsidiary of Alphabet

>>106963341 (OP)
>BY OPENAI
i wil rather shoot myself

>>106963430
so should tesla though. waymo is already a superior actual self driving company. alphabet is the one where they dont do risky plays it seems but theyre all working together.

actual cancer, this is really not as useful as it seems

>>106963462
it didnt seem useful

alright it's actually for the internet, pajeets and agent mode is going to flood the shit out of the internet

>chatgpt please multiply some numbers by 2 for me
waow

ok, but why?

yes goy AI, please spend my money for me. fucking brainrot

macOS only lemao

so, any volunteer here who's gonna download and test it for us? I for sure wont install it on my computer shit spyware

>vibelifing
What in the seven hells is the pitch here

Summary of this shit.

>>106963430
Executive mindset at Google is that there is Ads and there's Search (with Ads) and everything else is just secondary, evaluated in how it can be used to profit more from Search and Ads. The work that was done on transformers was considered kind of academic when it came out because it had no direct application for Search and Ads, there was no executive drive to develop it as a standalone product the way OpenAI did, which it ultimately needed to mature into something useable. They didn't really know what they had.

LLM is the javascript of AI

>>106963563
TSMT
Also make it 100 words or less.

Kill it with fire. The other browsers are bad enough

Does this browser automatically post messages supporting Israel?

Shit doesn't even have vertical tabs. Same as Comet. They think they're exempt from making their browser good because AI.

>chromium
SLOP

>Incognito mode defaults to a """private""" chatgpt session
holy kek I feel bad for whoever is dumb enough to use this

God. Fucking. Damn. THIS IS REALLY FUCKING COOL. We are about to witness the democratization of culture on a whole different level.

>>106963776
Hi Sam!

>>106963776
more like the democratization of every single detail of your browsing data.

>>106963793
Sam literally has the most important job. Like, out of everyone. Do you seriously think he has the time to post on 4chan?

>>106963807
So? I'm not doing anything illegal.

>>106963776
Give me a step-by-step walkthrough guide for stealing a car

>>106963807
stop browsing child porn

Cool. A browser that spies even more on you. Just what i needed

Do these people really think that arguging with LLMs over what to do is the future of UIs?

We're looking at a grim future.

>>106963844
Not an LLM.

>>106963759
its more about just not having to worry about deleting it from history, for most people, i have to imagine theyre not retarded enough to think "no one sees this in private mode"

>>106963564
It didn't even matter because google catched up and surpassed openai in 2 years, in the end they were right

>>106963399
Is not spying, is getting to know your customers better.

lol
lmao

kick sam altman in his gay balls

>>106964078 >>106964212 (samefag)
hey jeet make sure you take this anons feedback back to sam
>>106964218

>>106963341 (OP)
huge waste of OpenAI investors money so that's good

>>106964288
yeah i dont understand why they are already diverging into making other products, they should full sail autismo into winning the actual AI/LLM game instead

>>106964288
>>106964313
It's another way to grab more data and rape user privacy

>>106964414
OpenOS when

Our entire work software is a web app. Can just open it from any browser.

If I open it from this browser I'm probably getting fired am I not?
But then again... it might do real work.

This whole representation felt like semi advanced RPA technology?

Isn't the browser just parsing through fields and extracting and entering data? Some UIPath shit

>>106963341 (OP)
this gives them access to everything in your browser history? fuck off

How will we cope when for some inexplicable (to us) reason, these AI browsers will gain traction like non others ever did before?

>>106964469
as soon as that happens its over. Normies will definately adopt it and any time I want to do normie shit I will have to get every action spied on by open ai.

>>106963341 (OP)
i hate the way they all talk and pass the topics to eachother and supress their laughter. they are unserious faggots

>subscription based browser
And you zoomer faggots will eat this up

>>106965101
Wouldn't you have a hard time holding back your laughter as well, if your net worth is increasing in the billions of dollars each month?

>>106963341 (OP)
Why is it iToddler only? Chromium works on every OS. Actually I hope they won't release it for Windows or Linux.

>>106963341 (OP)
I could beat up and then fuck all of the men in this presentation at the same time and their combined strength and vigour would be incapable of preventing me

I didn't watch the whole video (22 FUCKING MINUTES) but I'm pretty sure Opera's had this shit baked in for a long time with its Aria functionality

>>106963341 (OP)
>AI
Into the trash it goes

>>106965262
itoddlers are the ones with money who spend money on the internet.
realistically theyre the most valuable market to examine in order to figure out the best workflows and tools that they need.
also you need to keep in mind openAI is heavily partnered with microsoft, so windows getting to spy on a bunch of macfags is enticing.

>chrome, but it supports nothing and also you can get hijacked when using it
Great!

>>106965613
>>chrome, but it supports nothing and also you can get hijacked when using it
>Great!
Stop being afraid of technological progress luddite.

if i had to guess they're just using this so users can scrape websites and send them the data instead of having to do it themselves.

>>106963430
>>google invented chromium, and by extension all of these vscode forks plus "openai atlas"
chromium is a apple webkit fork which was forker from kde

Why does OpenAI seem so desperate lately? Is the AI revolution not going as planned? What's with all these terrible new features?

>>106963341 (OP)
>ChatGPT Atlas
More like ChatGPT fountaine

>>106966011
their models are getting worse because they gave indians the ability to spam sites like reddit which they datamine, and if an ai models is trained on ai models the result is incestual retarded garbage that gets perpetually worse.

>an entire browser built around ChatGPT

Yeah, this sounds like a privacy nightmare in the making.

I'm not opposed to AI in browsers as long as everything happens on the device. Since ChatGPT processes everything through centralized remote data centers, that's too much for me.

>>106963341 (OP)
>new browser
>its another shitty chrome copy

A chrome copy is not a "new browser"

Also, the entire purpose is clearly just to steal as much user and corporate data as possible. I don't see a usecase for Chrome but with EVEN MORE data mining.

Reminder that openAI still doesn't make any profits

>mac only
DoA

>>106963341 (OP)
holy shit looks at his fucking face while the other dudes are talking, it's like he's ready to cry while also being fucked up on coke

>>106963838
ah yes, the good old "i have nothing to hide".

>>106967491
average perosn is so stupid they will pay money to get root kitted.

I am dooming

>>106967491
Well, *yeah*. I will gladly give up my privacy if it means a safer online environment for the most vulnerable groups in society. If you don't feel the same you may be the problem.

>>106967745
Are you really stupid enough to believe giving up your privacy will keep anyone safe? Fuck outta here.

>>106967745
least subtle ragebait be like:

>>106964124
people WILL allow all of this
people WILL enjoy it

>>106963341 (OP)
thanks but im still waiting for ladybird

>>106967856
>not wanting pedophiles to be able to freely distribute CSAM is now rage bait
Listen to yourself.

How does it handle porn?

>>106963341 (OP)
This is the gayest thing I've watched this month

>Watch 4 jewish and indian faggots huddle around a laptop for 20+ minutes
No thanks