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Anonymous No.106983776 [Report] >>106983843 >>106983848 >>106984472 >>106984777 >>106986082 >>106986193 >>106986493 >>106990063 >>106991267 >>106991335 >>106991362 >>106991410 >>106991436 >>106991446 >>106991464 >>106991651 >>106991902 >>106992058 >>106992437
So my newest Tinder match is a data scientist and she tells me she writes Python a lot. I wrote this for her. Do you think I have a shot?
Anonymous No.106983807 [Report] >>106983832
Python girls only date C chads.
Anonymous No.106983829 [Report] >>106983838
Okay so why is AI making these threads? are they trying to predict the responses? but they won't get more than a few anyway
it makes no sense
Anonymous No.106983832 [Report] >>106984490
>>106983807
Dude, if I wrote C she would’ve unmatched me right away
Anonymous No.106983838 [Report] >>106985510
>>106983829
Oh, look at that it’s another retard who can’t tell the difference between a human and a bot. retards like you are a dime a dozen
Anonymous No.106983843 [Report] >>106983852 >>106983860
>>106983776 (OP)
I don't even tell girls I am a software engineer or work in technology because they will get the ick and ghost me the zeptosecond they find out I am a nerd.
Anonymous No.106983848 [Report] >>106992872
>>106983776 (OP)
10 PRINT "KYS NIGGER"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
Anonymous No.106983852 [Report] >>106986019 >>106988545
>>106983843
This one is a rare breed. She is the one that you can actually talk to about software engineering stuff. Also she has a PhD so she probably knows way more about coding than I do. I’m a n00b
Anonymous No.106983860 [Report]
>>106983843
just get a job with Apple or something and say "I work at Apple"
it works just like pulling out your iPhone works
Anonymous No.106983909 [Report]
Impress her with your personality and positive character traits instead
Anonymous No.106984472 [Report]
>>106983776 (OP)
connect to her api to exchange credentials, if you catch my cookie
Anonymous No.106984490 [Report] >>106986082 >>106991669 >>106992879
>>106983832
I make animations in Lisp and women love it for some reason
Anonymous No.106984523 [Report] >>106984566
I can't believe the /gee/ meta moved from noaspam to d*ting threads
Anonymous No.106984566 [Report]
>>106984523
AI brought an influx of normalfags, now you'll get called a pedo just for posting noa
Anonymous No.106984777 [Report]
>>106983776 (OP)
1. send her gym pics
2. agree with everything she says
this is the meta. weird stuff might work but why take a chance, you already have your male friends for intellectual stimulation
Anonymous No.106985510 [Report]
>>106983838
people who discuss dating on a technology board may as well be robots
Anonymous No.106986019 [Report]
>>106983852
>she
Anonymous No.106986082 [Report]
>>106984490
4chan's anonymous lispers are not women and never will be
>>106983776 (OP)
>/g/ - /g/et a /g/irlfriend
kek
Anonymous No.106986193 [Report] >>106991343
>>106983776 (OP)
Girlcoder here, this gives me the ick
Anonymous No.106986220 [Report] >>106986229
Pick your programming girl
Anonymous No.106986229 [Report]
>>106986220
Just let the thread die, man.
Anonymous No.106986493 [Report]
>>106983776 (OP)
tinder is not for dating anon
Anonymous No.106988545 [Report]
>>106983852
>she
Anonymous No.106989569 [Report] >>106991237
you know what i want? a tgf. but im not gay so i wouldnt actually like it. i just want a woman but women are retarded and insufferable by their very nature. can you just hack your brain into being gay
Anonymous No.106989621 [Report]
>>>106980875
SAGE No.106990063 [Report]
>>106983776 (OP)
no
you're a dial tone
offtopic
Anonymous No.106991237 [Report]
>>106989569
>hack your brain into being gay
possitive reinforcement.
start by fapping to tranny porn, maybe tranny fucking a woman at first, until it no longer feels super disgusting. then slowly progress. tranny fucking another tranny, then tranny getting fucked by a man, then tranny fucking the man, as you slowly progress to gay porn. make sure to watch lots of it and cum to it every time.
Anonymous No.106991267 [Report]
>>106983776 (OP)
desu to the right person, this is cute
good luck anon
Anonymous No.106991335 [Report]
>>106983776 (OP)
>showing autistic nerd shit to a girl
you seem more suited for grindr, OP
Jeff !tu90pxGvOs No.106991343 [Report]
>>106986193
Well, it’s a good thing you’re not her then.
Anonymous No.106991362 [Report]
>>106983776 (OP)
Anonymous No.106991410 [Report] >>106991433
>>106983776 (OP)
in haskell this is just
date x = "I'm free whenever"
(wanna, get, some, coffee) = (date, date, date, date)
wanna (get (some coffee))
Anonymous No.106991433 [Report] >>106991455
>>106991410
date = lambda x: "I'm free whenever"
wanna = get = some = coffee = date
wanna(get(some(coffee)))

The Python version of doing it that way is not much different, OP just wants to be a hipster
Anonymous No.106991436 [Report]
>>106983776 (OP)
tits or btfo
Anonymous No.106991446 [Report]
>>106983776 (OP)
how big is her feminine penis
Anonymous No.106991455 [Report] >>106991507
>>106991433
giving anonymous function a name is no different than namefag in an anonymous board
it defeats the entire purpose of being anonymous
Anonymous No.106991464 [Report]
>>106983776 (OP)
>She writes Python.
Eww. She's not worth the time of day.
Anonymous No.106991507 [Report] >>106991525
>>106991455
The function doesn't have a name. A reference to it is stored in five variables. After the second line, 'date' can be redefined or deleted.
Anonymous No.106991525 [Report]
>>106991507
>date = lambda
you literally gave it a name though
Anonymous No.106991651 [Report] >>106991788
>>106983776 (OP)
Listen here, virgin, here's few things to know about women, dating or even long term:
- women are 10yo kids in big bodies, regardless she's 20 or 50 yo, that's it, that's the only thing, not few things.
keep this in your mind whenever you have any interaction with her, everything will make sense to you, you will barely take anything seriously from her, and barely get angry, you are happy. Also, if you treat them that way, they will find you charming, calm, consistent, communicate, safe and all the things girls are after.
Do NOT treat her like if she's a dude, they do NOT understand your logic or thinking, they are literally 10y old emotionally, mentally, and everything, except you can fuck them without going to jail.
That means, to be interested to her, focus on what 10y like, python code?! maybe first time but never do this shit again with her, again, 10yo! so things like sweets, food, ''''adventure'''' -which is like when you tell a toddler adventure, it's not really one-, travel, and other stupid shit like that, talk about these things and you are an 'interesting' person. Politics? math? universe? astronomy? even things like games or coding, those are marginal, meaning she will listen but really she has no comprehension wtf is going on, even if she had phd in any of those.
One time before I realized this fact, I was talking to a girl about fermi paradox, after 30min of yapping and her looking like daydreaming, I asked her 'what you think?', she said she is curious how would alien taste like.. see, eating, something she can relate to within that absurd topic
Anonymous No.106991669 [Report]
>>106984490
> Clojure

It's not Lisp. Please consult with the definition from the inventor of Lisp, C, and Linux: Dr. Richard Stallman:

> Some fans of Clojure say it is a variant of Lisp. I disagree, because it lacks one of the fundamental features of Lisp: cons cells, out of which we construct lists.
Anonymous No.106991788 [Report]
>>106991651
eh partially true but you're actually not giving them enough credit. Pull a bunch of women into a room and get them talking to you from a neutral non sexual and honest perspective, and you'll find they know exactly what they're doing. They actually thrive off men thinking they're just stupid kids, and they play it up purely to manipulate guys into doing/giving them what they want, and it works very well on 99% of guys. I think even kids don't get enough credit for how much they know and how manipulative they can be.

This is half the reason why you'll see women seething about fags and chads that ignore them, sexual/emotional manipulation wont work and they end up being treated like they're a nobody which they fucking hate. I grew up with 2 sisters and a bunch of female cousins, I've heard it all and still hear it all, to this day. You should hear what they say about their husbands when they aren't around. Needless to say, if my wife said some shit like that I'd feel obligated to slap her in the face just to keep some of my masculinity intact.
Anonymous No.106991902 [Report] >>106991940 >>106992328
>>106983776 (OP)
>send her this
>replace emma with her name
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>

typedef struct {
char *name;
char *location;
char *time;
int charmLevel;
} DateInvitation;

DateInvitation* createInvitation(char *name, char *location, char *time, int charm) {
DateInvitation *invitation = (DateInvitation*)malloc(sizeof(DateInvitation));
if (invitation == NULL) {
printf("Memory allocation failed! No coffee date today...\n");
exit(1);
}
invitation->name = (char*)malloc(strlen(name) + 1);
invitation->location = (char*)malloc(strlen(location) + 1);
invitation->time = (char*)malloc(strlen(time) + 1);
if (invitation->name == NULL || invitation->location == NULL || invitation->time == NULL) {
printf("Memory allocation for details failed! Can't ask her out...\n");
exit(1);
}
strcpy(invitation->name, name);
strcpy(invitation->location, location);
strcpy(invitation->time, time);
invitation->charmLevel = charm;
return invitation;
}

void askOut(DateInvitation *invitation) {
printf("Hey %s, I was wondering if you'd like to grab a coffee at %s around %s?\n",
invitation->name, invitation->location, invitation->time);
if (invitation->charmLevel > 7) {
printf("*%s smiles* 'That sounds lovely! See you there!'\n", invitation->name);
} else {
printf("*%s hesitates* 'Hmm, I'll think about it...'\n", invitation->name);
}
}

void cleanupInvitation(DateInvitation *invitation) {
free(invitation->name);
free(invitation->location);
free(invitation->time);
free(invitation);
}

int main() {
DateInvitation *coffeeDate = createInvitation("Emma", "Starbucks", "3 PM", 8);
askOut(coffeeDate);
cleanupInvitation(coffeeDate);
return 0;
}

you can send her a link to a web compiler.
>she will def block you if you tell to install gcc or clang
Anonymous No.106991940 [Report]
>>106991902

What's the point of calling cleanupInvitation if the program will exit and all resources will be cleaned anyway?
Anonymous No.106992058 [Report]
>>106983776 (OP)
that's super cringe but I dunno there's a chance she might find it cute because it's so cringe. Depends on the person really.
Anonymous No.106992310 [Report]
sudo mount /dev/pp /usr/stacy --FORCE
Anonymous No.106992328 [Report]
>>106991902
in rust

struct DateInvitation {
name: String,
location: String,
time: String,
charm_level: i32,
}

impl DateInvitation {
fn new(name: &str, location: &str, time: &str, charm: i32) -> Self {
DateInvitation {
name: name.to_string(),
location: location.to_string(),
time: time.to_string(),
charm_level: charm,
}
}
}

fn ask_out(invitation: &DateInvitation) {
println!(
"Hey {}, I was wondering if you'd like to grab a coffee at {} around {}?",
invitation.name, invitation.location, invitation.time
);
if invitation.charm_level > 7 {
println!(
"*{} smiles* 'That sounds lovely! See you there!'",
invitation.name
);
} else {
println!(
"*{} hesitates* 'Hmm, I'll think about it...'",
invitation.name
);
}
}

fn main() {
let coffee_date = DateInvitation::new("Emma", "Starbucks", "3 PM", 8);
ask_out(&coffee_date);
}
Anonymous No.106992342 [Report] >>106992489
Just letting you know before I do it that I'm hiding your thread
Anonymous No.106992437 [Report]
>>106983776 (OP)
reposting >>106991960
did that too accidentally
>be me, 26 yo twink on tinder
>legit looking for love, no hookups or networking
>match with 40 yo hot chubby bear daddy
>we meet and hit it off
>he tells me he works as a manager at a random company
>fast forward a month later and we are officially a couple
>he tells me he didnt want to tell me right away because he saw I was a software engineer and didnt want to be used for a job
>he is actually the ceo of a multi-million dollar software company
>he tells me if I want to work there he can always find me a spot high in leadership but he doesn't mind being the breadwinner of the house
life's good sometimes, we are planning on a trip to Malta this winter
Anonymous No.106992458 [Report]
This is reminding me of something from our sister board.
Anonymous No.106992489 [Report] >>106992498
>>106992342
Petition to extend rule >>>/global/7 to include the filter.
Anonymous No.106992498 [Report]
>>106992489
This except correct
>>>/global/rules/7
Anonymous No.106992872 [Report]
>>106983848
This is the only path to success
Anonymous No.106992879 [Report]
>>106984490
Women like gay shit