Thread 106993019

Tim Cook gives you $1 billion to fix linux and make it just werk. What do?

Nothing, it's perfect already.

Step 1 make the best antivirus, step 2 control alt delete, step 3 rice grub. Step 4 warning pop up box for running apps as an admin, step 5 integrated stl fixing cause i 3d print, step 6 cleaning up the desktop files mess, step 7 letting people save files on their desktop

>>106993019 (OP)

cannot do more than whats in my room sorry
cannot take moneys and run either

>>106993019 (OP)
kys shill

>>106993019 (OP)
1. No Jeets
2. No CoC

that's it.

>>106993025
/thread

>>106993019 (OP)
I do a 360 and walk away

>>106993019 (OP)
After testing the money for AIDS contamination I show him Debian and say you're welcome.

>>106993019 (OP)
>>106993025
>>106993075
>mental illness: street shitter edition
https://desuarchive.org/g/search/image/HUDB_xUvhhBtMCPugBD70Q/
buy a toilet/advert, ramashit.

I'd fund appimage, and suite66 development.

>>106993019 (OP)
Impossible, linux will always be inferior trannyware.

>>106993019 (OP)
lie and keep the 1 billion

>>106993019 (OP)
delete every line of code, spoof a linux distro to please contrarians on reddit but just run macos with a different UI

>>106993019 (OP)
>Tim Cook gives you $1 billion to fix linux and make it just werk. What do?
I install macOS

>>106993019 (OP)
Donate it all to a Serbian ultra-nationalistic terror cell and watch another war start.

Linux is good as it is; I don't care.

>>106993586
>this trannyware is not as good as this other trannyware
The absolute fucking state of modern tech.

>>106993019 (OP)
pocket the 1b, flee and change my name because that's an impossible task

>>106994368
With a billion in funding you could grift off of this for the rest of your life if you do it right. Just pretend to develop something meanwhile you pay a few million a year to a team that does nothing but redesign the UI 23 times each quarter. Never touch anything under the hood and you're golden.

>>106994379
congratulations, you just described the gnome foundation

>>106994392
Not just them but yeah absolutely.

Pick a random distro out of a hat containing the top ten current distros by market share.
Put everything, I mean literally every single cent of that into marketing to obliterate the market share of other distros and move the linux community to a single platform.
Having 40+ shitty distros is worse than one that works.

>>106993019 (OP)
Just hand him a copy of Ubuntu 24.04.

i tell jewish gtard and lose my credit for it

>>106993019 (OP)
>install MacOS on said Linux machine
>revel in the hindu brilliance behind the MacOS ecosystem and toss the Linux machine in the bin quietly
>pocket the 1 million Lakhs and then purchase a new MacBook Air M1

>>106995443
>he didn't redeem the $1 billion google gift card
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR YOU ARE FAKE INDIAN BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY BITCH BENCHOD YOUR MOTHER BASTARD

keep the money. tell him to fuck off and make the new crapple chips (m3 and m4) work with GNU/Linux if he actually cares about this ecosystem in any capacity.

>>106995476
vhat you tink pocketang means you Pakistani basterd bloody bich

>>106993019 (OP)
Allow MacOS to dual boot linux or MacOS.
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>>106994353
As a Serb I always found her subhuman, as she is.

develop an official linux userland and package manager and have x as the standard window system complete with a desktop environment

>>106993019 (OP)
delete it lmao

>hire israeli agents to assassinate everybody involved with gtk, gnome, wayland, systemd, rust, and also every redhat employee
>use the rest of the money on clone research
>make 1 million clones of richard stallman
>use my army of stallmans to re-write emacs into a fully fledged operating system with the linux kernel at its core, turning any computer it's deployed on into a faux lisp machine

>>106995588
>to assassinate everybody involved with gtk, gnome, wayland, systemd, rust, and also every redhat employee
or you can just wait until they eventually 41% themselves

Sub job out to indians and pocket 80%

>>106993019 (OP)
create LinuxMacOS with apple devs and make mac subsystem for LinuxMacOS (MSL)

>>106993019 (OP)
Send 900 million to transgender surgery for Palestine to advance Linux causes. QueerLinux 4 Palestine causes.
100 M is used for administrative cost.

>>106993019 (OP)
I'd just go because i don't care about linux

Darwin is already unix and just werks though

>$500 million to hire people to program and design a really polished Linux distro
>Other $500 million flushed back into the Linux community, or small software devs are given i guess "commission" to keep doing their thing.

Personally, I want a nice, polished Linux desktop, and I think throwing money at the issue might help. Of course it'll be FOSS. It's my money, so it's going to be FOSS.

I also think Linux is great because the user has choices as to what distro to install. I hope an infusion of cash will make the Linux ecosystem a little better for all anons who switch to Linux, not just the distro I'm paying for.

>>106993019 (OP)
zorinOS already exists

>>106993019 (OP)
Start a hardware company that sells stuff ruining Linux and get employees to maintain my Linux fork

>>106993019 (OP)
Remove the UI.
We're going back to command line.

pufferfish wit da big ass lip