Thread 107106593

I just became a landlord. What tech do you recommend to make the management of the tenancy /g/-compliant?

Which thread are you using as a source sample?

>>107106593 (OP)
shotgun applied directly to the head

>>107106593 (OP)
>I just became a landlo- ACK

It's bizarre to me how often the UK has allowed itself to be seen as such a dystopian hellscape.

A grease trap.

Just don't rent to brown people or poors. Problem solved.

>>107106593 (OP)
Freedom of association
>Organizations are tech
They get invented, are tools to ends desu

its satire you moron

>>107106593 (OP)
>I have become a leecher and have made society less productive
Have you tried a bullet to your head?

>>107106593 (OP)
50p per hour??
If i can get an apartment for 372 pounds ($483) I'll gladly have a fucking meter in there.

>>107106593 (OP)
There is no way this ad would exist for more a day in England before being forced to change the family or get arrested.

>>107106593 (OP)
Just be nice to your tenants and they'll happily pay you unless they're freeloaders. Being a faggot's asshole to them will just make them hate you and rightfully poke pin holes in your property's roof, pour shit down your drains, and remove screws from your door hinges all of which won't show signs until they've long been gone.

use a proper ticket and invoice system for work orders. tenants will put up with almost anything but delayed repairs to important shit like water heaters and furnaces.

>>107107016
>no website
>no number
>no disclaimer
Anon picrel was banned from the tube because it had a hotdog on it. The nannies in London won't let that ad pass

>>107106593 (OP)
Unironically excel.

If you're not setting up a proper relational database to store maintenance and/or using real accounting software to track financial stuff, keep excel files logging everything. Every penny spent. The time you spend. How many days early/late your tenant's pay, the method that they pay, the transaction IDs.

>>107107058
Also this. Screen tenant applications very thoroughly. If so much as a hair stands up on the back of your neck, don't take them as tenants. There's always more people looking to rent. Keep your rents reasonable, don't dick your tenants around, and they'll stick with you for years.

>>107107119
This is also a good idea, but more relevant if you have multiple units. Renting a single unit can be done with a simple extra email and cheap secondary phone number (never give out your primary phone number).

>>107106983
But enough about software engineers

>>107107058
>Just be nice to your tenants and they'll happily pay you unless they're freeloaders.
Damn you are on a whole nother level of naive

Avail.co - on one hand it’s nice to have electronic payments and automation, on the other hand it was easier to avoid taxes by accepting cash and check. Pretty much any service that handles payments these days will cut a 1099 to the IRS.

>>107107058
you're the reason why homeowners don't rent anymore, which is the primary if not the only cause of rising rent prices. higher house prices does not affect rent supply nor demand. immigrants increase demand and redditors like you that defend that that cause landlords to take their supply off the market.

>>107107223
What's wrong with a hotdog?

>>107107223
Ahh... yes. The cucumber with mustard and ketchup. One of my favourite meals and a staple of British cuisine.

>>107109823
If i had to guess it's because hot dogs are made with pig meat and the brit cucks love bending over and take Muslim cock

>>107106593 (OP)
>I just became a landlord
what you need to do is kys

>>107109823
calories. Apparently some tard working for the LU ad commission did the maths on the calories and for a stand up comedy show post and said it was way over the allowed limit for an ad

>>107106593 (OP)
That reminded me these things exist

>>107110461
"Tube ad calorie limit" is near-indistinguishable from something we Americans would make up for a shitpost, and yet:

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2024/mar/27/ed-gamble-comic-hot-dog-banned-transport-for-london-tube-ads
>Poster for sausage-themed show fell foul of Transport for London rules on promoting unhealthy food
>Regulations forbid posters for food and drink high in fat, salt and sugar on the underground and overground, as well as buses and bus shelters.

>>107110543
it makes sense at the face of it but if that tiny little dawg hits the limit then the limit is just way too low

also US states have put in "vice taxes" on soda and shit before

>>107106593 (OP)
that would be great

the only reason i am not renting is you get some problematic person or some person who is good but turns problematic over the time and you cant kick him out before the court decides (takes few years) and till then you MUST pay for all the water, heating, electricity or you would go to jail

I know i know, i should rent my empty flat, but i wont, hahaha, i wont.. its that simple

>>107106641
Shot is inhumane use 7.62 instead

>>107107058
>Just be nice to your tenants and they'll happily pay you unless they're freeloaders
doesn't work for niggers

>>107106593 (OP)
Welcome to the club, don't have any tips.

Found my renters from facebook, great way to have an impression of what kind of people they are, if they have anything posted that is. Not wasting time with phone callers.

>>107106593 (OP)
dystopian.

>>107106593 (OP)
based, bleed them dry, anon.

also dont rent to immigrants.

>>107106672
>getting rig of squatters from your property is dystopian

>>107114265
squatters have legal rights and people who haven't paid their due rent are not legally squatters but Renters-In-Arrears and have seperate rights. 3 months before you can evict and then another 3 months until the court case which grants you a court ordering evicting them.

>>107114332
i don't post this in support of squatters and rent avoiders by the way

>>107114332
Now, that's dystopian. You have to fund criminals or you get jailed and they get to live at your home.

>>107107058
Actually doesn't work because I've seen what people do to apartments. People are disgusting animals and it's normal for them to spill something gross on the carpet and never clean it ruining not only the carpet but the wood underneath.

>>107106593 (OP)
Any lethal options?

>>107114175
calling people who provide you shelter a leech while you sit around jerking off to autistic shit is rich. And then you wonder why nobody takes you arguments seriously

>>107106672
>has allowed itself
There's no choice mate. Both parties are the same and nobody's gonna vote for anything else.

>>107106593 (OP)
>pic
Philip K Dick would have a laff. You guys should read Ubik.

>>107109845
Honestly, arresting people for saying I love bacon should be a trigger for a popular revolution against the state, but brits are too much cucks to do anything for their own benefit

>>107114175
The way "burgers" endlessly seethe about landlords is honestly amazing. I'm assuming all you people are black or white trash.

>>107114719
>endlessly
If only you knew how much was astroturf.

>>107114644
All you do is increase the prices of houses for everyone else by artificially reducing the supply. Parasites.

>>107114175
90% of landlords are just the daughter/son of someone who inherited a house from their parents and are renting it to get some extra cash.
You could too become a landlord if instead of wasting half your wage every month going out drinking and in wasting loads of food, you saved like 40k€, got a 130k€ mortgage with them and bought a little house somewhere.
And have in mind, that 130k is the price a 3 floor house with two garages made entirely of brick and mortar was sold in my street this year.

>>107114764
>All you do is increase the prices of houses for everyone else by artificially reducing the supply
Mass importing tens of millions of immigrants will do several magnitudes more damage to the housing market than someone having two houses.
Plus, if you didn't know this, if instead of living in the city center where a house cost several million, you buy it at some small town 10 kilometers from the city, you'd pay a fraction of the price for a much bigger building, but hey, I shouldn't expect more than half a braincell from a leftist.

>>107114764
>artificially reducing supply
Go build your own house in bumfuckistan IDC that you want in good neighborhoods but don't want to pay the cost of admission.

>>107113043
>>107110543
>makes sense
no. no it doesn't. It was an ad for stand-up comedy not food. This isn't the middle east where depictions of pork is haram. This shit is stupid as fuck

how to check if my apartment has microphones or cameras?

>>107115668
To date there has been no rule34 of terry davis doing guro to cia

Property should be owned by the inhabitant. Even if they are bad owners. Renting property to others is WEF-coded zionism.

most people actually want slaves and support slavery as long as it looks like something else

>>107110461
holy fuck, no fucking way. Yuropoors tell me he's trolling

If you're too poor to own a home, sue your parents

>>107107058
No you have to get lucky, you can do everything right and still get a nightmare tenant that destroys your fucking house / doesn't pay rent. Generally the higher you charge for rent the better tenants you'll get. People who are successful enough to afford high rent are likely professionals who won't fuck your shit up for no reason. But it's not a guarantee.

I would never rent my house out unless I was 100% ok with a tenant destroying it or going squatter and I had alternative accommodations.

>>107115903
Buy a house then, what's stopping you

>>107115903
This may not occur to you because you've never had a job and are disowned by elderly relatives, but sometimes you pay other people to not be responsible for your living space.

>>107113504
7.62x39 has killed more commies than 5.56x45

>>107106641
>>107106677
>>107106983
based
>>107107058
anymore suggestions? i currently live in a place where the landlord refuses to fix anything and knows the government won't help me if i report him so i have to replace everything including things that are legally required like a fridge

>>107106983
Landlords provide the most important service: housing. You are the retarded leech, wanting housing for free. Face it. Landlords are the future.

>>107114332
The only right a squatter has is to get their ass beaten

>>107115262
>This isn't the middle east
are you sure? then why the half of the population is from middle east and why they elected a middle eastern mayor?

>>107114346
>You have to wait for the court to make a decision instead of doing vigilante justice
Your solution is far more dystopian retard

>>107118427
If you are a tenant you belong to your lord. That is the way things should be.

>>107118437
In that situation the lord is subject to the laws of the overlord(king). He is in charge of the manorial court and his peasants must be treated fairly in the manorial court, he can't just execute them.

>>107118295
Landlords do not provide housing the same way a toll on a road does not provide a road, they simply extract additional money

>>107118427
>look outside
>see theft trying to get into your car
>hmm, I better wait for the court to make a decision instead of doing vigilante justice

>>107106593 (OP)
>non-lethal
gay

>>107118279
well yeah the ar-15 is gay and retarded

>>107118292
The government won't help you because you haven't incurred any damages. Break the lease and let him explain his bullshit to small claims. Send him written notification of the problems you're having.

The government isn't there to make people be nice. Get this through your head.

>>107118716
>The government isn't there to make people be nice. Get this through your head.
yeah the government is there to make sure the jews get paid

>>107118716
>The government isn't there to make people be nice
well really it is, it's there to make people be nice to the government

>>107118716
you're misunderstanding me completely but it's fine

just give me ways to sabotage subtly

Set up an openwrt router with an nmap service that detects if a machine is running windows or macos and add entries to the firewall redirect them to the gentoo website

The privilege to seek rent should be a time-limited reward to those who finance construction to improve property and build housing. But it doesn't work out. If you limit the rewards, then housing is less valuable giving them less incentive to build new, valuable housing.

A method that actually helps to lower rents AND make being a landlord easier is, perhaps surprisingly, to have a social credit system which includes a tenancy suitability score. Landlords could avoid bad tenants easily. Good tenants = more money, lower costs operating the same property. This would in turn make new rental properties a better speculative investment, creating slightly more oversupply of rentals in the housing market.

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>>107106593 (OP)
Landlords n' shieeeet