Thread 107174212

>thing >:(
>Japanese thing :O

>>107174212 (OP)
Who are you quoting? Nobody is posting about it, but you, nigger.

issey miyake made steves turtle necks

>>107174212 (OP)
>build to fit any iphone
until the iphone 18, then you need the isock 2

What's the price tag gonna be?

>>107174643
I think it was $229 for the one the guy is wearing

this is a joke, right?
I hate this consumeristic society so much, holy shit.

it's just a little knitted bag
is Apple etsy now?

It works in Japan, here kokojin will snatch them.

>>107174643
$150 for the short one, $230 for the long one.

>>107174730
it's made by a known japanese designer whore, people will buy it

>>107174212 (OP)
>wearing your phone
>that exposed
you can just tell it comes from a high-trust society

are belt holsters not gay enough or something?

>>107174661
cheap.of course on Aliexpress you can get it for 10 bucks, but 229 is still cheap

>>107174212 (OP)
why not make phones smaller so they fit in your trouser pocket

>>107174967
stop being antisemitic

>>107174212 (OP)
We had this in BR way before smartphones. It was called "phone sock" and every grandma was knitting them for extra cash. Girls had some really cute ones.

Don't we need a $379 iCumSock Bedside Stand to hang it on now? Or a pair, because just 1 would be gauche? I suppose they can hang them on the Xmas tree till that's launched.
>Apple. Evryday Innovation™

>>107174991
Sir, you are mistaken.
Apple have NEVER had an unoriginal product idea.

>>107174777
You misspelled your racism.

>>107174967
small phones are not good for consuming slop videos all day

>>107174730
it's to prevent niggers from stealing your phone. they are just marketing it without saying that it's to prevent niggers from stealing your phone

>>107174777
just call them the N word like a real man.

>>107175513
yeah, they've never heard of scissors.
red flag to a bull this. Still, homos will recognize each other easier.

there's a thread already >>107172825

>>107174212 (OP)
It's funny how normal people "think"
> this person I don't know
> who I can barely see
> who seems to have disdain for me
> loves this little iphone pocket
> I need it!

>>107175513
how will a purse prevent a nigger from stealing your phone? he will just stab you 6 times and take it anyway...

Hey guess what Japan, in the rest of the world we have crackheads, this is nothing but a giant flashing "PLEASE MUG ME FOR FENT MONEY" sign.

not only is that shit getting snatched but it's ugly, unnecessary and probably uncomfortable, use your fucking pockets.

>>107177183
In Japan, they don't have immigrants. It's a trust society. You could leave your phone on the table, go to the toilet and it will still be there at the sushi bar.

>>107174212 (OP)
Lemme guess
>150$ + tax
>200€ in the EU
>Only fits a midget asian and a western white person can barely put this on
And lots of women and fags would bend over backwards to buy this.

I’d rather use a bum bag.

>>107178498
the correct name is a faggy pack.

I bought a screen protector recently and it came with a free gift which was one of these massive phone case bags totally seethrough too

who the fuck is wearing these

It makes sense for this to be launched in Japan since they are known to use/wear niche stuff. Normally something like this wouldn't be launched in the west but since itoddlers exist this will sell out quickly lol

>>107174212 (OP)
gay in every culture

>>107174212 (OP)
>plastic bag
>recycled android smartphone

>>107174661
>>107174787
>$230 for a knitted bag
You can buy a whole ass phone for that much. Applefags are truly morons.

are they compatible with android now that everyone's usb-c?

>>107178621
The correct name is actually Kathmandu™ Pack&Go™ Pouch

>>107174212 (OP)
>Inspired by the concept of “a piece of cloth,”
>Born from the idea of creating an additional pocket
Does Japanese sound this retarded in Japanese or is this just a casualty of translation? I feel like Japslop is always like this.
>we design za battery pack to create za new way charge za phone
>inspiya by za use electricity to charge za phone
>now please be sure to try za charger

>>107174212 (OP)
>short strap design $149.95
>long strap design $229.95
no sank you

>>107174212 (OP)
> "born from the idea of creating an additional pocket"

you mean a pussy/bussy?

Do you think Apple gave any thought to the ease of being copied on Aliexpress and Temu?

>>107179120
>spend $2000 on iphone 17 ultra max pro turbo paypig edition
>can't afford $230 sock, have to buy bootleg temu sock instead
do icucks really

>>107174212 (OP)
i think i know where the inspiration came from

>>107174212 (OP)
I ran out of pockets, so I store my iphone in my asshole. I have to fist myself every time I feel like scrolling, and to be honest, the mixture of shit and lube makes it difficult to hold, much less use, this additional pocket will make my life much easier and more worthwhile!
Thanks, Apple!

>>107178982
>アウトフィットにもう一つポケットを加えるというアイデアから生まれた、その飾らないデザインは、iPhoneを完全に包み込み、さらに日用のアイテムが入るように伸縮して広がります。

>>107179666
>satan: :|
>satan, in japanese: :O

>>107174799
>$230 for a tiny cloth bag
:/

>>107177140
>in the rest of the world we have crackheads
skill issue

>>107174212 (OP)
>Introducing the new Apple iBag, now it's easier for niggers to steal your shit than ever before!!
>Only $599.99+tip

>>107174799
Is fashion the biggest scam in the world? Or does that still belong to the art world with red lines sold for millions of dollars?

>>107174212 (OP)
Just use your front pocket

>>107180187
>Is fashion the biggest scam in the world?
one of many massive scams.
>art world
seems like a scam but isn't really. if people want to pay $x millions for a painting by whoever then that's their choice. the art auction houses are the ones usually setting the minimum prices. if people keep bidding higher then it's not really a scam. think of it like ebay but for rich people. you see fucking morons using ebay all the time as a price guide, same applies to the art auctioneers. the only person being scammed is usually the artist. very few ever make large amounts of money from their work.

>>107174297
It says they will be selling it at Apple stores. so uh.

honestly, I think that a large chunk of /fa/ brains are just missing.

If you see two identifiable /fa/ items on a human, assume you're talking to the worms.

>>107178995
why is that cunt wearing inside-out shirt

>>107181012
same reason she bought a $230 sock for her smartphone

>>107174212 (OP)
>gay thing :|
>gay thing, Japan :|

>>107179239
>spend $2000 on iphone 17 ultra max pro turbo paypig edition
>can't afford $230 sock, have to buy bootleg temu sock instead
>use $5 prepaid MVNO plan with 3GB data

>>107180543
Most og your art arguments apply equally to fashion.

>>107174967
Apple sold iPhone Mini's and also the Air, both sold horrifically despite the specific demographic loving them. Normies just flat out don't want small phones.

>>107182011
>3GB data
more than enough unless you absolutely must watch your game of thrones on a little 7" screen in your hand on the subway

>>107177307
>In Japan, they don't have immigrants.
maybe update your data my guy

>>107182289
muh heckin tiktoks

>>107177140
>in the rest of the world
maybe in your america