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Russia has unveiled their new humanoid robot AIDOL.
Anonymous No.107180140 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
Built for BBC
Anonymous No.107180154 [Report] >>107180491
>>107180129 (OP)
so, russian pronounciation of idol is aidol. lmao

so russian pronounciation might be easy for me. but they written is not.
Anonymous No.107180172 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
looks perfect enough to lead a cunt
Anonymous No.107180184 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
it waddles like an arthritic old babushka slipping on the ice... how sad.
Anonymous No.107180194 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
Did they power it with fucking vodka or something?
Anonymous No.107180236 [Report] >>107180274 >>107181635 >>107181782 >>107184889
>>107180129 (OP)
thats what happens when you steal tech development from china.
Anonymous No.107180274 [Report]
>>107180236
>ai fud
Anonymous No.107180372 [Report] >>107188514
>>107180129 (OP)
promising. can it bomb a children's hospital, comrade?
Anonymous No.107180491 [Report]
>>107180154
No, idol/идoл is pronounced as eedol.
They are doing some elaborate wordplay with AI, doll and English pronunciation of idol.
Should have ordered a better model from China instead of all of this chicanery, buffoons.
Anonymous No.107180505 [Report] >>107180520
Did they train it on vodka?
Anonymous No.107180520 [Report]
>>107180505
The robot? No
The robot's creators? Yes
Anonymous No.107180528 [Report] >>107180547
>>107180129 (OP)
WHY does it need boobs?
Anonymous No.107180547 [Report] >>107181740
>>107180528
I'd ask if you've ever seen boobs in your life but I already know the answer
Anonymous No.107180563 [Report] >>107187682
>>107180129 (OP)
>mom, i posted it again
Anonymous No.107180654 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
AI trained on the most sober russians
Anonymous No.107180736 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
DAREMO GA ME WO UBAWARETEIKU
KIMI WA KANPEKI DE KYUUKYOKU NO AIDORU
Anonymous No.107180771 [Report]
>train it on footage of the most prominent Russian political figures of the late 20th century
brilliant
Anonymous No.107180821 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
>soraslop
Anonymous No.107181635 [Report]
>>107180236
he's literally me
Anonymous No.107181657 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
walks just like your typical drunk russian
Anonymous No.107181740 [Report]
>>107180547
yes
Anonymous No.107181764 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
Not just sexy.
Grandma sexy.
Anonymous No.107181766 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
Cool. Now show me the Ukrainian robot.
Anonymous No.107181778 [Report] >>107181822
Why is their logo a rainbow poop emoji?
Anonymous No.107181782 [Report] >>107181845
>>107180236
GEDDAN
Anonymous No.107181822 [Report] >>107181878
>>107181778
GR15
Anonymous No.107181845 [Report]
>>107181782
lmoa
Anonymous No.107181857 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
Uh isn't this an order of magnitude worse than the US and China ones? That would make sense considering it's made by slavs with no budget.
Anonymous No.107181878 [Report]
>>107181822
was a mistake, repeal it NOW!
Anonymous No.107181891 [Report] >>107181927
>>107180129 (OP)
Russians are retarded they simply don't have the man power to master every little field and compete with others. Focus on one field and master that semiconductors makes perfect sense.
Anonymous No.107181920 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
I was honestly expecting a guy in a crappy aliexpress robot suit, like last time.
Anonymous No.107181927 [Report]
>>107181891
>master that semiconductors
The chip factory went bankrupt. On the plus side the CEO has a new yacht.
sage No.107181973 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
Investor scam and slopaganda material for nafoids. Sage in all fields.
Anonymous No.107183666 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
https://x.com/UBTECHRobotics/status/1988596561698492511
Anonymous No.107183732 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
Use case?
Anonymous No.107183772 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
Awwww they're trying :3
Anonymous No.107184062 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
>Russia has unveiled their new humanoid robot
oh wow
Anonymous No.107184346 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
why do I find their new black curtain unveiling funnier than the robot
Anonymous No.107184377 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
I see the vision
Anonymous No.107184409 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
Walks like he's got a stick up his ass.
Anonymous No.107184502 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
Russia is basically like one of those Micronesian island tribes cargo culting advanced civilizations around it.
Anonymous No.107184878 [Report] >>107184896 >>107190467
WABOT-1 could walk, see, manipulate objects, and even "speak". All preprogrammed, and it took forty seconds to take a step, but it worked. That was in 1973.

Russia is literally 50+ years behind.
Anonymous No.107184889 [Report]
>>107180236
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.107184896 [Report]
>>107184878
Fully mounted mode.
Anonymous No.107185796 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.107185853 [Report]
In your country humans drink and robots serve

In soviet russia robots drink and humans serve
Anonymous No.107185864 [Report]
Anonymous No.107185888 [Report] >>107186021
My favorite part was the curtain guy
Anonymous No.107185907 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
>getting stuporously drunk before a performance
Yep, it's Russian.
Anonymous No.107185969 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
No Igorbot!
Not drink the vodka.
Anonymous No.107186021 [Report]
>>107185888
He was clearly drunk too.
Anonymous No.107186509 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
I laughed so hard I almost cried. The black curtain at the end kek. Back to the drawing board Komrade.
Anonymous No.107186561 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
So human like, that the robot drank vodka backstage before the presentation.
Anonymous No.107186628 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
Oh no, it has parkinsons disease
Anonymous No.107187038 [Report] >>107187398 >>107187745 >>107190377
>>107180129 (OP)
Anonymous No.107187398 [Report] >>107187745
>>107187038
Can't have shit in Russia
Anonymous No.107187420 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
already drinking at a russian level
Anonymous No.107187495 [Report]
>>107180129 (OP)
why does this trigger my empathetic responce?
am I really human?
Anonymous No.107187682 [Report] >>107187797
>>107180563
>>107180129 (OP)
the whole affair looks like it was set up to have this reaction
the dude that immediately jumped out with the black cloth
looks like they were paid to do just that, cause some humiliating performance...

anyway I looked it up and this "company" has no web page and only tertiarily found out theres no funding . they're likely wiz graduates, they paid some russian software company to program the thing and it uses some ai stuff. the robot bit is obviously way off and unifinished, they're looking for funding to scam some rich guy
Anonymous No.107187745 [Report]
>>107187038
>>107187398
Even the kid's playgrounds look depressing in Russia.
Anonymous No.107187757 [Report]
Damn, people whine about Russia almost as much as they whine about America lmao
Anonymous No.107187797 [Report]
>>107187682
>the dude that immediately jumped out with the black cloth
>looks like they were paid to do just that
They probably unveiled the stage just moments earlier using that same cloth.
And they looked anything but prepared to bring it back out.
Anonymous No.107188514 [Report]
>>107180372
does it look like its israeli?
Anonymous No.107190377 [Report]
>>107187038
No rape.
Anonymous No.107190467 [Report]
>>107184878
But can Wabot-1 smoke?
https://youtu.be/sxGDdwbcfJg?t=60
+1 USA.