Thread 107190213

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top guy needs to be an indian saying "do the sfc scannow hope this helps!"

>>107190213 (OP)
>"I'm having some problems with Windows please help"
>GOOD MORNING SAAR!!! PLS GIB MICROSOFT ACCOUNT NUMBER AND EMAIL

>>107190213 (OP)
saar pls redeem google gift card many support help issues.

>>107190213 (OP)
Bullshit, you can always find help for almost any linux issue. For windows you'll find some Indian telling you to run sfc -scannow and then to reinstall even when it doesn't make any sense.
Who pays for this Indian spam, anyway?

>>107190213 (OP)
Sadly this is accurate. Linux users would rather tell you to use some alternative in a condescending tone than actually offer useful advice to help fix your problem.

>>107190213 (OP)

thank you dear sir or madam
let me write a quote for you

>>107190276
probably because the problem is you're an idiot and need to stop.

>>107190281
Thanks for proving my point

>>107190213 (OP)
Sorry I'm immune to winjeet propaganda.
GabeN won today, you can't change that.

>>107190276
>Dear diary, I'm sad
Just stay on windows/mac. You deserve to be spied on.
Thanks for proving my point

>>107190276
>>107190290
SKILL ISSUE

>>107190269
you might, but the answers are always like "you need to dleep bloop the bleepblooberium and then go to bleebloob blub and add bleeloob to your bleebloobleeb (thread locked)"

I might get shit on for this but chatgpt is fucking great at solving linux problems

>>107190334
you're absolutely right.
ChatGPT is a great resource to rm rf yourself

>>107190334
No, I won't shit on you, because it's true. LLM's are fed with every programming lang and open source/ source available code.
Just remember to use an extra browser (no cookies) for online LLMs and a VPN + no account, as long as it works.

>>107190213 (OP)
when someone says "skill issue" in Linux what it really means is they got lucky with some combination of hardware and drivers, and that they have no clue what your problem is, nor how to help you

>>107190213 (OP)
Shitposting aside, 99.99% of the time Linux problems are PEBCAK problems, while the rest are quirks or issues from the distro/desktop environment or one of its components, both times however issues are easily fixable with a quick internet search, asking chatgpt or a subreddit/forum. Unfortunately, 200% of the time people fail to provide detailed information about the problem itself and/or demand a fix with a condescending tone, sometimes they will even refuse a solution because they don't like it, insult the people trying to help, and then claim "Linux isn't ready for everyday use" just to return to Windows afterwards. Linux isn't perfect but acting like a retard seriously doesn't help.

>>107190213 (OP)
Skill issue.

>>107190276
>Sadly this is accurate. Linux users would rather tell you to use some alternative in a condescending tone than actually offer useful advice to help fix your problem.
Unironically yes. You've gotten hung up on some broken idea because you don't understand the underlying ideas that
1) resulted in your thing not working
2) drive our advice

If we're not older, we're at least more experienced and you'd do well to listen. I know maybe you never had this experience with parents or a pastor but here's your chance to have it with us now.

>>107190329
Nah, they're fairly patient with noobs, especially on the ubuntu forums. They're not going to be able to help you if you're a spaz expecting someone else to do everything for you.
Microsoft answers will always be a waste of time, guaranteed.

>>107190334
That the SteamDeck and Microsoft abandoning Windows maintenance is what moves the needle rather than ChatGPT tells you everything you need to know about how people behave at scale.

>>107190235
At least a jeet acts like he's trying to help, linuxfaggots just tell you to fuck off for needing help and then wonder why nobody likes them.

>>107190580
Jeetfaggot is being paid to pretend to care about your tech issues. Linuxfags do it for free.

>>107190580
why are you being disingenious you jeet nigger fuck sucker?
there is so much help for linix all over the web. the only place people act like in the picture is this cesspit.

>>107190276
this is because too many people ask questions without googling if there's a known answer first

>>107190356
>both times however issues are easily fixable with a quick internet search, asking chatgpt or a subreddit/forum

>network interface drivers don't work
>no man pages come with the distro
sheeeeeit

Has anyone ever posted a linux tech problem that they WERENT able to find help for, even on here? I am legitimately curious. In my experience the dedicated autistic trannies go out of their way to try to solve your issues in order to make themselves feel better about being able to fix things.

>>107190334
I don't use LLMs for much but they are good for finding answers to really niche questions that would take much longer to find with normal searching.

>>107190213 (OP)
>No stress... well there are a few things you can try...
A brownoid typed this

>>107190235
I'll take a jeet trying to be helpful over a tranny that's trying to rape and murder my kids any day of the week.

Literally just ask AI

>>107190580
Yea... It is very helpful to lock your PC and demand money to unlock it. Do you need some help and have money?

>>107190269
>Who pays for this Indian spam, anyway?
I assume it's paid for by Apple or some other rival to make Microsoft look worse.

>>107190276
>Sup, 'Aight, got a problem. My games don't play on this shit
>What OS are you running?
>The box says Dell, so I guess it's running Dell
>What, no, that's not the OS. That's the hardware manufacturer. What does it say when you boot it up
>I don't know man, I can't read that fast
>After logging in is there a "settings" or "control panel" option when you open the start menu
>I don't know, there's a bunch of stuff on the side
>On the right or left side?
>Rig-, I mean left
>Do you know what any of them do
>The gray one with the fork is the yuwezzbee that has my music and shit on it. Can't I just take a snapshot and text it to you?
>This is a forum, it doesn't take texts you have to upload an image.
>Bruh, that's too complicated, just make my games work
>Well I need to know what OS you are running first. Is there something on the bottom left that you can click to make other apps show up?
>Oh ok, I see some shit that says "settings"
>Click it and look for something called "System"
>'Aight, what now
>What does it say?
>It just says more stuff
>Is there an option in there that says "About"
>ya
>Click it
>Ok, Lol it says the computer's name is "LigmaNutz"
>Is there something that says OS or Operating system?
>Ya, says it's "64-bit"
>There's no other OS details?
>Says it's name is Ubuntu and some numbers next to it.

>>107191966
AI?

>>107190269
>you can always find help for almost any linux issue
If you consider
>won't fix
>closed
and
>we don't do that use X instead
"""help""" suuuuuuuuuuure

>>107190213 (OP)
>I'm having problems with windows
>good morning good sir first be running the chkdsk application program on you hard drive disk then you can upgrade drivers for your hard wear please
fuck troonix though

>>107192049
Yes, you pedantic faggot

>>107192066
>won't fix
>closed
See, you're just baking memes you read here. What are you even hoping to achieve?

>>107190213 (OP)
More like this
Windows:
>excuse me, i'm having some problems with windows
Good morning saarr welcome to microsoft tech supparrting what is the problem? you khant sign in to your account with correct passward mmm ok have you tried turning it on and off again???

Linux:
>Guys I can't fix this driver issue
Oh wow what a fucking dumbass why are you using nvidia? get a new pc or go back to windows, retard

>>107192087
>forum posts with chkdsk shit is mostly always the first reply
I hate Google, SEO faggotry and the nu-Internet so much it's unreal.

>>107190817
I once spent a little while in the mint help room. Had stopped using mint for a long time, but I liked a few of the project goals. About the time of XP EoL I personally assisted well over 1200 transitioning (and no, not gender).

About all I wasn't able to solve in less than three min was someone's Ableton Launchpad...

Still. Not a bad ratio.

>>107190213 (OP)
How actually goes:
>google my problem with linux
"Here, copy and paste this command in the terminal"

>google my problem with windows
"HaVe YoU TrIeD ReBoOtInG SAAAR?! ReCoVeRy MaYbE?!! EdIT tHiS rAnDoM rEgIsTrY kEy SAAR!!"

Here's a system agnostic one instead:
>knowing exacly what the problem is but no clue on how to solve it, trying searching and asking ai for solutions
Picrel

>>107192167
>asking ai for solutions
Might as well nuke and reinstall at that point.

>>107190213 (OP)
I've been using LeChat it gives correct information learning how to Linux more often than a loonix troon on a help forum.

>>107190213 (OP)
it's more like this >>107190235 if you use windows
and a mixture of the top-right and/or bottom-right, depending on your luck, if you use linux

but really, there's decent forums for both OSes, where you can probably find helpful people
although it's harder than it was in the past, maybe?

THIS IS A STUPID FUCKING THREAD FUCK ALL OF YU

>>107192183
Top top answer, thank you sar.

BUAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>107190213 (OP)
This doesn't happen. Linux tinkertrannies are excited and have lots of free time to help you. You can try every forum and reddit. You can even try the dedicated threads on here

>>107192093
Thanks for proving my point.

>>107192334
You never had one, you meme-spouting moron.

>>107190213 (OP)
Linux people will call you a retard while fixing your problem
Windows people will give you 40 different ways to not fix your problem

>>107190344
>the absolute state where gpt is better as assistant than actual troonix shills

>>107190213 (OP)
New Linux user here. It's so true, I don't know why the Linux community is so incredibly rude

>>107192471
Thanks ChatGPT

>>107190213 (OP)
Fuck you and fuck your soijak thread

>>107192530
i can't say i've shared that experience

>>107192485
/thread

>>107190580
they tell you to fuck off because they dont even know how to solve the problem

linux is basically some 70-80s command prompt where most people dont even know the wizard commands to do all the things

in modern OS like Windows, we just do simple clicks and dont even use the powershell for anything.

Install driver? Easy, download, open, click, click, DONE!!
I bet it is not that simple in the linux and you need that 70s style terminal for it

>>107193650
people post bait like this and wonder why linux users are sick of it

>>107192501
Should someone help you for free?

>107193650 (You)
Copy-pasting a bunch of commands is easier than searching for the correct button to press.

>>107190753
dont you at the very least least own a phone with cellular in this scenario???

>>107192041
In my experience usually it goes something more like
>I'm trying to do this thing and I'm getting this error code when I try to do it. I've googled the error code and tried a few solution from forums posts about similar error codes made years ago but I haven't been able to solve it.
>What? Why are you trying to do thing? You should be trying to do other thing instead using different software. Because I totally know all about the details of your usecase and know what's best for you.
>But I've been using this software for years and never had an error like this before. I just want to get the software I like working again.
>Fine. Just do this thing, obviously.
>I've never done that thing before, what are the steps I need to take to do it?
>WOW DUDE you are a total noob this software isn't meant for noobs dude even though you've successfully troubleshooted it yourself anytime you've had issues in the past. Maybe if you can't fix every problem under the sun without any help you should go back to Ubuntu.

>>107191253
you don't have kids
and if you do, why the fuck are you here

>>107193761

i am sorry out of ammo

>>107193745
FOSS: WORTH EVERY PENNY

Daily Linux hate thread

>>107192066
TRVKE
I sometimes give a new open source project that looks promising the benefit of the doubt, only to check the github issues, be faced with uppity devs closing shit with comments like those, and realize this program's going to stagnate in the same state for years without ever getting good.

>>107190213 (OP)
>have problem on windows
>google it
>get 16 different contradictory solutions, all written in broken english
>none of them work
>ask chatgpt
>its training data comes from the ESL forum posts, so its advice doesn't work either
>spend days asking on various forums about what to do, until a chap finally figures a solution out for you
>next windows update completely undoes the solution
Oh man, it's soooo much easier than on Linux:
>have problem on linux
>google it
>the consensus solution is there and written by a white person
>if it's somehow not, ask chatgpt
>linux is completely deterministic and understood, so chatgpt's solutions always work
>>107190235
spbp

>>107192088
There is no intelligence, its just an llm

>>107191253
>trying to rape and murder my kids any day of the week.
He thinks indians arent like that lmao

>>107194594
This. Windows is for people whose data and time are worth nothing because they are unskilled faggots without money to buy anything. Demonologist class, now even with a literal embedded demon in w11.
Linux is tailored for any need and acquired knowledge is easily transferred to any distro and will help in the long run. Issues are solvable without raindancing. Wizard class: power and knowledge of the user do not depend on and cannot be taken away by an outside source.
OP is a faggot and the thread is a stupid bait.

>>107192066
>everything is Gnome or Firefox

>>107190213 (OP)
idk man the guys in /fglt/ were pretty nice when i asked retarded questions

>>107190213 (OP)
Windows problems are mostly unsolvable without formatting and reinstalling. I'm not trolling. If something breaks on Linux you can track the exact package that caused the issue and take action. On Windows you have no idea, everything is opaque.

>>107190213 (OP)
why is the top guy white and not indian?

>>107190213 (OP)
>HELLO SIR MY NAME IS UTTAR PRADESH CERTIFIED MICROSOFT SUPPORT AGENT
>FIRST YOU NEED TO CHECKING THERE IS NO VIRUS ON COMPUTER