>>28971422 (OP)Thank you. Thank you. I'm more than happy to accept this award. First of all, I'd like to thank God. None of this would be possible without God. Second, my mother. Without my mother I wouldn't be here. Third, I'd like to thank all of you for making this happen. It's like a dream come true. I truly appreciate everything you've done for me. This award means everything to me, ya know? I live my entire life around having the biggest schlong, so when I was gifted this award by anon I knew it was my time. I accept this trophy with praise and dignity and I really can't thank you all enough. I need to get off the stage before I tear up, but thank you all. You've been wonderful, goodnight!
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