girls using anything but a dildo to masturbate

doesnt have to be solo

>>28972596
Sauce please >>28972625

>>28972599
>im gonna cum
>doesnt cum
woman try not to lie challenge impossible

>>28973463
>woman
that’s not a woman.

he’s not even close to cum

>>28972601
I guess when she cums the earth really does move.

>>28972655
>When there's a bag check at the movie theater

>>28972657
Thank Science she was wearing a mask and preserving hygiene.

>>28972657
source?

>>28972643
My first ever gf used to do this with empty champagne/prosecco bottles all the way to the widest part but yet somehow her pussy was still super tight even for my average cock. The pussy is truly a marvelous thing.

>>28972598
Gotta appreciate the poop shooting out.

this type of threads make me really happy lol, seeing women being degens, perverts, weirdos. i find that majority of women are batshit crazy when it comes to sex, but they are afraid to admit it, whenever you get them comfy enough, they get freakier and freakier.

>>28972595 (OP)
Sauce?

>>28972596
The holy grail

>>28972605
bro imagining being her dad, holy fuck

>>28976484
>her dad

Why do you think she is in porn

>>28972655
She's technically a vending machine.

>>28972655
Bitch gave birth

>>28974452


Israel's Iron Dome

>>28972655
name or sauce please?

>>28972610
i love this webm so fucking much

>>28974459
That's just champagne bubbles in the shadow

>>28976347
Nikki Ferrari (or something like that). Remember when she was streaming on redtubelive. Good ol' days

>>28972625
Ergonomically designed tools

>>28972595 (OP)
I wish she would slip and impale herself.

>>28972604
funny

>>28972655
Holy shit, what a degenerate whore.

>>28975101
who

>>28972598
that's definitely poop lmao

I came her to fap but most of these are filling me with dread instead of horny

I dont even gotta pussy and yet some of these hurt my dick to look at

>>28978027
area51freak

>>28972605
kek

>>28972610
This is how a man drives his woman around

>>28975956
>girls using anything but a dildo to masturbate

>i wont jack off after work before i wash my hands / take a shower
>girls will shove the business end of a garagetool in their pussies

>>28972657
Is that Evitel?

>>28977933
You're so naive that I have to wonder if you're old enough to be here.
>>28977504
Smart man used the right tool. A dumbshit would have used a drill and totally fucked his woman up if it caught a dry spot.

>>28972601
there once was a girl named Alice...

>missile strikes in jew land yesterday
>over 12 hours without an interracial thread posted
Interesting

>>28978536
There are currently 8 interracial threads being actively posted in at the moment, retard.

do dildos even feel that great for women?

i know the majority need clitoral stimulation to orgasm. and obviously some really get off from dildos, there's always exceptions etc.

but it seems like the majority of masturbation videos are women focusing entirely on their clits with vibrators. I would think if vaginal penetration added much stimulation, more would at least stick a finger or two in there. doesn't seem that common though.

I'm sure I'm an idiot and this is a stupid question. probably just a manifestation of my own insecurities.

>>28979119
>but it seems like the majority of masturbation videos are women focusing entirely on their clits with vibrators.
afaik this is true

>>28979119
Think about it this way.
To jerk off, you just kind of wank.
If you're with a girl, you want to do more than just kind of wank, and all of those other things, while not necessary, make things much better.

>>28972643
19 crimes, decent low-medium priced bottle of wine

>>28979119
>>28979411
>>28979540
my wife only needs clitoral stimulation to get off but man does she like when i stick a couple fingers up there and fish hook into her gspot or flip them around and push under her cervix

>>28979119
Women don't enjoy sex. Everything a woman does is about how others perceive her. How she looks, dresses, the man she dates, the job she does, is not for her own satisfaction it is simply because she wants others to find her attractive.
This pretty simply explains why women video themselves using dildos.
>to orgasm
Women don't orgasm from sex, a woman orgasm is an involuntary physical reaction (reflex) which is a learned simulation of a male orgasm performed in order that men feel good about having sex with the woman and therefore find her attractive. It's not actually a pleasurable or desired experience for a woman it's just a natural reflex.

>>28972598
This stupid bitch

>>28979822
is this some weird fetish or actual brain damage?

>>28979839
It's confusing biology with personal beliefs about why women don't sleep with him.

>>28977964
kek
>>28977644
kekker

>>28972601
source?

>>28978499
Who used an artillery shell as a phallus

>>28972655
I LOVE pussy but that shit is just vile. Also tats. Gross cunt.

>>28972657
Now THAT'S hot!

No one posted this one yet??

>>28972632
she must think the sun shines out of her ass

>>28979797
This is the correct answer.
Most women like/prefer clitoral stimulation to get off. The ones that do it for porn will add insertions for the audience. The appeal of dildos is the simulation and the girth (which also lands against the clitoris/gspot) for pleasure.
That's not to say "there is no penetration pleasure" but rather that clit stimulation is easier to get off and DEPENDING ON THE WOMAN more enjoyable.

Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say? Emyzeth

>>28979797
question was about masturbation tho

>>28972640
what the fuck
she put the brush end in

>>28980400
so why don't more do both when they masturbate. must just be mediocre.

>>28972598
Great enema method right there

Let's spice things up a little, shall we? Emyzeth

>>28972610
I take it this counts as second base in Trump country

>>28975101
Imagine if she lost her balance and the chair ruptured her insides and they found her dead like that

>>28972595 (OP)
This thread....
While in college I went and got a Nursing Aid certificate and worked in the ER at a large hospital in a larger city. Paid pretty well and the nurses were hot, and they love having a guy there because I was stronger and could be muscle when they needed it.
Every day we had people come in for item retrieval.
The things we would pull out of faggots were truly horrifying. Sure, there were dildos that they would push too far and lose, and once you lose something semi rigid, you can't get it back. Cucumbers were all the fucking time. So about every day we would get a buzzing faggot walk through the doors and we would have to get his dildo out and give it back to him.
Then one day a skinny faggot hobbled through the door.
He had stuck a hard plastic bristle hairbrush up his ass handle first.
I don't know the logistics of HOW he was sticking it up his ass, but somehow he got to the point of no return and about 80% of it was in there, and his anus was firmly around the bristles with some poking into him.
He said he fell on it while "Using" the brush.
He needed surgery for a perforated rectum and anus.
The retrieval had to be done in surgery under general anesthesia and it was FUCKING HORRIFYING.
This thread gave me a flashback of that dude... So thanks for that.

>>28982200
I would prefer to watch those degenerate faggots die in horrible agony with their basketball stuck inside them

Sweet words might just earn you my attention. Emyzeth

>>28972655
miss deep dish pussy over here

>>28972596
Now this is 'squirting'. That other shit is them just having a piss.

>>28982053
sauce

>>28972649
>mentlegen

>>28973482
>visible pussy
>that’s not a woman.
??

Nice

>>28980280
>divx

>>28972598
I'd bet you get drunk like a motherfucker real quick with a sparkling wine enema

>>28980280
it's a classic

>>28982221
>I would prefer to watch those degenerate faggots die in horrible agony with their basketball stuck inside them

More large objects like bedposts.. Shits hot

How far do you think this conversation could go? emaquiie

>>28972599
name?

>>28980253
you're a homosexual.