What's the point of somebody dying if you can't laugh at it?

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile. emaquiie

>>29018887
Hairspray?

Classic

>>29018954
No, fire.

>>29019061
did this guy actually die or no?

>>29018954
>bathing in drakkar noir

>>29019116

Pov : you end up lost in the wrong neighborhood and someone mistakes you for someone else

>>29019121
What kind of porn can do that?

Dumb ways to die song

>>29018954
no, it was a hair dryer

>>29019050
I'd be worried about foxtails

>>29019121
Bill was fine, he was just jerking it with his gay friends, making arrangements to suck cock in real life, and he fell asleep for seven hours with his webcam on. Then his wife came home and they had tea and crumpets. (Note: bill was still naked and covered with his crusty old man semen while they had tea and crumpets.) Bill's still alive, 97 years old and sucking cock better than ever, especially when he takes his dentures out.

>>29018758

>>29019417

>>29019061
The Prequel

>>29019050
i hate when that happens

>>29019121
Since the retards replying don't want to tell you, he obviously lived after this recording

People still don't know if this was some sort of joke for the video or he truly fainted

>>29018920
Lost at the end. Such a great movie.

>>29019764
what in the actual fuck is that

>>29019783
They were cleaning intestines for food, and inside is mostly shit and bile so... Yeah. It was shit bile soup

>>29019961
Hubris is strong in this one

>>29019354
this will happen to everyone
those from 24/7 from cuborca
yuka, carrona, tiga let yourselves benefit mommies
here you already know
who is in charge and his
leaders face of cochi u
Abel, tell them not to be asses. atte la mere
berga

>>29019050
Lol that's gay

>>29019203
What the fuck is happening bruh

>>29019421
Love these guys. Show got noticeably less enjoyable when Joe left.

>>29019279
Does anyone have the edit where the guy is Santa and the grenades are presents?

>>29019048
This guy was one of the original geo-guessers for the HWNDU wars, no doubt about it.

>>29020069
I remember doing that when I was working with my dad, for a moment I forget it was a live wire lol

>>29020100
Man is being baptized, goes underwater, once he comes up he grabs onto the glass and the wire the mic is connected to. I assume that upper part of the wire which bends was split and had some exposed copper, so when he grabbed it since he's in water the path of least resistance is going through his body so he gets electrocuted and it also jumps to the priest.

>>29019342
Human taste buds are incapable of tasting anything hotter than a habanero. These dipshits with the hot-sauce-made-from-industrial-capsaicin challenges or whatever are using "hot sauce" they can't taste.

>>29019783
Chitlins

>>29019140
This wreckage is to rektion

>>29019225
NOOO

>>29019279
if those were fragmentation grenades nobody would be left alive
anyone know exactly what he used?

>>29018954
Nerve Gas

>>29019061
the science guy?

>>29019376
>Pretending to be rossi on your 125cc
Deserved

>>29019672
Dude could've made the turn but he slammed the brake and target fixated

>>29019961
Perfect commentary. I assume this is how the British reacted to everything when they were first colonizing india

Does any anon have the black guy trying to walk down the stairs them he falls abd farts?>>29020941

>>29020716
Frag grenades don't blow up in a massive fiery ball like in the movies. A single body can take a lot of the force from the blast from hitting anyone else, and he dropped most of them in that corner behind everyone, so people closest to the camera would have no issue living other than ringing ears.

>>29018472
What am I missing? I don’t get what they’re freaking out about?

>>29019225
He ate it anyway.

>>29020716
RGD5 - Soviet design blast grenade. They're designed to cause harm through concussive overpressure.

Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around. emyriion

That's how you get pinkeye... I've been told.

>>29019354
On my experience those are quite merciful deaths, now days they get flayed ans chopped into pieces.

>>29020031
This poster has made hundreds of fake stories to go along with these vids. Autism speaks.

>>29020449
That man is not a priest. He's not wearing any priestly vestments, and the way he's doing the baptism is invalid. This is evangelical nonsense.

>>29019532
Changing my name to Bill.

>>29020008
Steve Miller Band "Fly Like An Eagle" is a killer song. It is at roughly 2 minutes when he hits her with the stunner.

>>29019342
what a faggot he deserved this

>>29021625
>1718127468354039.webm
That's a shitbull, right? I don't want to find any joy in the suffering/death of a creature, but that thing would have ripped a toddler to shreds. Whatever retard let it run free is 100% to blame for this.

>>29019121
>>29019417
>>29019736

why are you lying? there is a longer video of him where the grandma finds him, get's scared as fuck and calls the ambulance. The medics actually try to do CPR for 10+ minutes on camera, but without effect. He died.

>>29020066
Staged.

>>29021766
I'm disappointed he didn't get bred

>>29021717
No, he had tea and crumpets then sucked dick. (Note: it was my dick.) Bill is alive and well

The filenames on the webms/mp4s on this thread...

Which one is the funniest?

>>29021337
Guy in black is playing a prank. The other guy (effeminate) thinks he just got hit with diarrhea and is yelling about how disgusted he is. First guy is still pretending he can't hold it in. (I don't think poop humour is all that funny once you're past seven years old, but I guess the prank worked on the guy wearing white.)

>>29021778

>>29020716
>if those were fragmentation grenades nobody would be left alive
bs

>>29019170
Anyone got context?

General question to y'all, does your significant other enjoy funny rewks?
Does your girlfriend/wife find these webms funny?
If so, you have won the lottery... she is a keeper.

>>29020716
flashbang

>>29019121
I've seen the full video. He did indeed die, someone came in later and found him dead and started crying and yelling.

>>29020020
I don't always side with the police but damn sometimes they do have to deal with weird shit on the job

>>29019140
>shoes came off
Hes a goner

>>29019279
Meeting adjourned

>>29021902
The dude himself explains it, starting at 0:40. Guess you either die an idiot or live on to make videos from the hospital.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-jyc2OYXsI

>>29021579
>and the way he's doing the baptism is invalid
The term "baptize" comes from the Greek word "baptizo," which means "to fully immerse" retard.

>>29018954
i know youre literally 12 but ill tell you. in 3rd world countries they dont add anything to the gas for smell so you wouldnt know of any gas leak

Tfw no gf that stabs you and then patch you up so slowly you didn't make it before the ambulance arrive

>>29022236
>>29022242
Hot. Actual context?

>>29022092
Triggered protestant. He's not using the trinitarian formula, which makes it invalid. You don't have to be fully immersed.

>>29022236
>>29022236
That's the JAR IN THE ASS guy...
That dude who shoves a break a whole jar in his ass.

>>29019354
That's not what POV means you retarded ESL.

>>29019070
I wonder about this guy sometimes, I wonder if he knows just how meme famous he is and I wonder how he feels about it

>>29020062
The most frustrating part of this retardety is the second the first stomp or soccer ball kick is thrown, she not only has the right to pull out a gun, she has the right to kill them both without saying a word. Stomps and soccer balls kicks are considered to be attempted murder in all 50 states and territories.

>>29022385
Official news reported that she stabbed him out of jealousy, she tried to stop the bleeding after the fact because he could and did die from it, her lawyer states she has BPD but no actual documents provided yet

>>29020163
I got u

>>29019061
life and death dance beyond time— a dream of the wandering soul evermore unfolding
https://youtu.be/8NpbDgIogKw

>>29019170
Imagine needing serious medical attention, lying on the ground unable to get up, and some empty headed negro comes over to gawk at you. Actually a nightmare scenario. The only silver lining is that he might be getting distracted from his pain by the nigger’s inability to comprehend what he is looking at and the fact that this 13 percenter might steal his phone, his only way to contact emergency services.

I say that, because hoodboy probably doesn’t want to help “no wypeepol”.

>>29019400
that's where vegetables come from

>>29019225
fucken brutal

>>29019198
that was fucking amazing

>>29022605
Guy was actually a Mexican and seemed to be trying to help in the full video. Yeah, if it had been a dindu good percentage chance this guy would have gotten robbed or worse. I remember reading about some girl who got hit by a car full of them, and instead of helping them they raped her and left her to die.

>>29019342
is that s oymilk as well?
retard

>>29021752
How did he get his wheel chair up to the 4th floor?

Who's in the mood for something thrilling tonight? emaquiie

>>29020008
you, yes you reading this
i know what youre about to google and it isnt worth it

>>29022772
she has pretty NEET hands. i bet she gives a great handjob

>>29021559
african blacks still look way less niggerish than american ones

>>29022236
>>29022242
I can fix her …

>>29021788
to be fair, he gently tossed the baby on to the couch so he had more room to continue the ass whooping

>>29020062
The one time a female cop SHOULD pull her gun she doesn't.

>>29021625
i hate pitbulls, especially faggot owners that let them roam free. good riddance. i hope it died there in the streets like a mutt

>>29022462
Damn, I'd love her shushing and trying to calm me while bandaging the wounds the she inflicted on me, clearly with no intention of really helping me

>>29019106
Watch how they're slowly inching forwards towards the car as if they'll get some reward.
Fernando: let me move forward a foot towards this burning car, ese
Hector: whats that, ese? Me too move forward. Me abuelita didn't raised me no pussy.
Gato on cycle: fuck yo boomers, let me move forward on this cool ass ride-ACK

>>29018764
is this jamie oliver ?>>29019203

>>29019170
Lol what a dickhead

>>29019198
>girl with yellow jacket goes flying, girl with white jacket comes down

>>29019354
executing two people to send a message on cardboard is a bit extreme. something about reminding someone of who is in charge and telling two people to stop being assholes? i can't read it

>>29019258
i would've killed that genetic defect right then and there, it would've saved me decades of grief

>>29019346
do that to a woman and you'll go to jail

>>29018467 (OP)
this will be my son if i impregante my 40 something niceasss lady across the st reet

>>29019396
masterpiece
I gave a standing ovation for the train

>>29021559
maybe from jamaica. girl may be dead or went to a coma but is ok now. bunch of nonsense links at twitter or youtube when i searched a still

>>29019396
some of those were just because china.. china dumb i guess . it would be dumb to visit.

>>29019421
>>29020110
I hope they do reunite one day, though it might be harder to do challenges since the show is so popular now

>>29019396
That keeps very well to the original song, surprisingly. Sad to see dead kids though.

>>29021625
Why does anyone even like shitbulls? I don't understand it. They're absolute garbage

>>29020031
so who uploaded the video

>>29021791
For me its >>29020044 and >>29021804

>>29021158
Song name?

>>29019048
Fake and gay

>>29019182
That place is a shithole but they have good beer I'll give em that

>>29019961
This made laugh
>>29020947
Kek
>>29019764
Looks like a sea cucumber

>>29019258
Little freak should have been culled at birth, look at it

>>29023277
fire starter

>>29022165
>Jeet
>Smell
Seems pointless

>>29019346
how do you respond to this without sounding mad?

>>29019170
That revving makes it funnier

Some one of you have that webm of a dude who stuck an entire glass jar in his anus, he put so much force on that that ends breaking inside Bleeding all over the floor?

>>29021804
Dude. What even happened there? The guy may have ducked down out of sight but the guy driving just floored it? RIP Sam

>>29023791
he survived, fell under the car and hit his head, car never hit him

https://www.thedrive.com/news/mechanic-miraculously-survives-hit-from-runaway-car-barreling-into-shop

>>29022759
the first elevator was invented in the 1850s you fucking retard, i would tell you to put a bullet through your head but theres probably not even anything in there

>>29023243
americans

>>29023853
Damn. That's really lucky. I saw him fall under the car but figured the blow against the toolbox did him in. Those things are heavy and slamming your head against it like he did could surely kill someone.

Atta boy Sam. Hopefully he got a good payout and doesn't have to work at some shit garage for 21 bucks an hour anymore

>>29020716
did you get all of your information about explosives from movies and video games

>>29019061
God i wish that was me

>>29018887
From Norwood 1 to 99 in ten seconds

>>29019723
>>29019723

Nigga, that's lettuce.

>>29019140
This is the world the jews want

>>29023429
Lmao

>>29020517
most confident retard

>>29021158
what fucking retard adds shitty ear-piercing music to random videos like this? what's the fucking point? you want to showcase your favorite fucking nigger song or what?

>>29024402
"DO IT-"
>ow, OW, OWWW, OWWW, OWWWWWW

>>29021158
Idiot Should have used a molotov cocktail.

>>29018467 (OP)
Lost
>>29019183
Kek

>>29019116
what denomination are those bills? 1usd?

>>29023874
Americans hate shitbulls. You will never be a woman

>>29024638
First SUV driver that I see using their brain

>>29019140
how to become a woman in 2 easy steps

>>29019279
i heard if you slow this video down enough you see one of their screaming skulls in the explosion like their face blow off and their skull screams horrifying stuff

>>29019396
source of black woman shaking her ass?

>>29022122
i told yall niggas red was sus

>>29021994
They are probably grateful for the weird shit. You can at least tell stories about weird shit. What you should pity them for having to deal with is the endless supply of drunks and emotionally unstable losers they are asked to babysit.

>>29019400
And down he goes.

>>29021778
Original vid ?

>>29019140
I wish we had sound

>>29021902
what context do you need omg...
retard... didnt you watch the video ? isnt obvious already ?

>>29019182
The broken glass entered his eyes. Giving idiots firearms. What could go wrong. ?

>>29019330
That cop's face always got me

>>29019170
same type of onions-injesting faggot who would protest against police at a tranny/ leftoid riot.

>>29021758
I counted: 9 or 10 dogs fell off that cliff.
I don't know if that one drop was 2 dogs in close contact or just one multicolored dog, but...

>>29024240
Actually made me kek, thanks anon

>>29024126
It is napa cabbage, you dummy.

>>29020069
why the fuck there is kid coming out the ceiling...

>>29021624
a track from Mindhunter's episode too, really good serie.

>>29020017
>I ain't no racist...
>YOU WANNA SEE A RACIST MOTHERFUCKER
kek

>>29023868
you cant spot 2sd degree ?
Wonder who is the retard...

>>29025586
He is too ugly to be a hobosexual. (A hobosexual is someone who pursues romantic relationships mainly for financial support or housing rather than genuine affection.)

So he had to turn to phrogging. Phrogging iswhen someone secretly lives in another person's home without their knowledge. The name comes from the idea of leapfrog, with the intruder hopping from place to place like a frog—whether that be someone's basement or attic or crawlspace.

>>29022808
>he gently tossed the baby on to the couch
Are you sure ?
Watch again, I think he throw him OVER the couch...

>>29024568
The name of the song is Firestarter, by The Prodigy. Guess you weren't around in 1997, huh, kid?

>>29019170
Lost it at the music, God damn it.

>>29019183
Brutal

>>29023277
That's The Prodigy. The front man killed himself a few years back. Here's the video that was banned from MTV.
https://vimeo.com/144850907

>>29021625
>shitbull rekt
Good. They are disgusting creatures.

>>29023245
That's well over 200lbs crushing his neck that entire time. He's not alive.

>>29020716
Two types of frag names, ones for offense and ones for defense. These are the weaker style the offensive ones. Why less damaging? In case barely trained conscripts rush in too quick before giving enough time for the nades to go off. So they rely on damage via concussion vs shrapnel, but there would be still some shrapnel. Defensive nades? Throw them at the assholes trying to rush your position. No need to wait.

>>29023357
Better than the USAids, give them that

>>29025714
I hate fat people too

>>29020062
Female police have absolutely no control over a situation.

>>29021788
One race.

>>29022605
the nigger just thought he could probably steal something

>>29024126
Ya, definitely NAPA cabbage.

>>29019279
This attack could have been an email

>>29018476
He's fine.

>>29022800
It’s because they aren’t fat, that’s literally all it is.

>>29020031
This is why you always have a spotter... and if you're going to lift alone dont put those gay ass clamps on the end of the weights so you can tilt the bar to the side and let the weight fall off.

>>29019258
the tard bro only does what he sees from his surroundings. yes he's a tard and ought to have minded the candles if he wasn't but niggers always do this shit at parties. i grew up around them and actual Africans and they both do this 'smell the cake' thing. if it wasn't her brother it would've been her dad or even granny.

>>29019070
Flashdance 2: Molotov Boogaloo.

>>29019203
>THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

>>29019288
what a waste of good pussy

>>29018954
nerve gas

>>29019121
Nah look at him, he's fine.

>>29021766
BIWTWM

>>29020036
He really should have bailed on that attempt.

>>29021559
At that height, hitting a bench is like hitting concrete.

>>29018764
>still guzzling her pizza while getting her ass beaten up
I admire the dedication of fat people

>>29024126
Wong Bok

>>29019102
Literally stereotype manifest

>>29019376
that's a mercy kill

>>29024638
LMAO
Never noticed that very last car fucking gassing it through. He wasn't getting held up by that shit

>>29021625
Someone should absolutely start up another shitbull thread

>>29026989
I bet she fucked like a jet fighter while she was still able to move.

>>29027214
you do it then retard

>>29025770
Should've aimed for the mats.

>>29021804
He wasn't harmed btw.

>>29024568
Holy shit. Uncultured swine. Actually kill yourself, child.

>>29019672

>>29023128
I-I think the girl in the white jacket just happened to be commiting sudoku at the same time.

>>29021778
It's better when they don't come back sometimes

>>29019267
This

>>29020449
And it seems that for some reason the mic is using high enough power to electrocute a man. How is this possible in the digital age?

>>29019279
everybody but the guy throwing survived.

>>29019106
wtf but the internet told me cars don't explode

>>29018467 (OP)
Lost my sides

>>29018954
too much hairspray + unventilated space + shitty hair dryer with an exposed flame/coil on the inside

>>29020062
Why is that innocent bystander dressed up as a cop?

>>29018467 (OP)
I saved this same webm but somebody had the filename as 'tard blasts his nuts and shits his pants' which makes the webm even funnier to me

>>29027461
I'd honestly rather watch him shoot himself than see this

>>29021625
Didn't even bump lol

>>29023183
No, not Jamaica. It was shared around a lot here and everyone thought they were Jamaica but the school identifier on their shirts isnt from any school here. It's either an African country or somewhere else in the Caribbean.

>>29027010
Holy fuck I hate fatties so much

>>29028385
You have both there

>>29028946
I'll take your word for it

>>29026752
True desu

>>29019288
Of course Im not a professional and I know nothing but I feel like she was schizo and was fighting the voices the whole ride until she wasnt able to anymore.

>>29021579
Cope

>>29022759
Slowly

>>29022165
Which 3rd world countries other than India? I've been to several and they all know what gas odorization is.

>>29018758
why does it look like some david cronenburg flesh thing?

>>29024928
Weird cope.

>>29023475
I'd want them to know I'm mad. The fuck? This is nasty shit

>>29022605
I swear you guys are so tremendously mind broken

>>29022948
we do not say "ese" as a slang, though, you got this idea from the soijak site

>>29019400
Fucking hate how common this move has become. You're supposed to knock a guy onto his back and ger him winded and easier to fight. Not flip him onto his head or neck and potentially cause brain damage, paralysis or death... shit makes me cringe everytime.

>>29025074
>2 easy steps
kek

>>29019225
Brutal, needs to be censored.

>>29019723
Shoutenings

>>29029252
Do... Do you not even say o algo?

>>29020057
Love how the chair suplexed him at the end

>>29021625
Brits and Americans are responsible for this breed

>>29021579
John the baptist was wearing fucking rags when he was baptising people, moron. Garments dont matter. Only that the baptiser is ordained and that the baptised is immersed.

>>29021804
That's a very white Pablo

>>29022430
Yup, it seems like they grow on trees. "POV" morons

>>29019015
>drops the phone as a distraction
holy shit that was textbook

>>29021804
Sam was a husband & a father. RIP

>>29023623
n00bfag

>>29019061
Wtf

>>29022605
no amount of /pol/ or /gif/ videos will make me this mentally ill

>>29025714
Dog gets pass, this one time.

>>29019225
it wasn't even his own fault wtf

>>29018472
fuck, it's been forever since i've seen that video...

>>29021894
I love that guy at the end's reaction

>>29019116
Heh heh heh

>>29025770
What was supposed to happen?

>>29026752
True, my friend.

>>29026984
Heh. Nice.

>>29018467 (OP)
Kek