Once upon a time, around 2009, some French anon who happened to blow big loads decided to post a solo cum vid on /gif/ and gauge the response. It was positive, enough that one special anon proposed not only that said Frenchman blow his load on a woman, but that HE would pay for it. Anon agreed, posted the attached gif and voila, Epic Cumshot Guy, /gif/'s premier semen slinger, was born. Fifty similar videos followed, and the cumshot-loving side of the internet is so much the better for it.

>>29029647 (OP)
These women are all prostitutes?

>>29029850
>All women are prostitutes
FTFY

>>29029850
So this is a monger thread now? If I post a huge cumshot, will /gif/ pay for my next escort?

>>29029881
I don't know what a monger is.

>>29029850
Yes indeed. All French or Eastern Euro whores.

>>29029897
Kek, the text is clearly an AI insert.

Any links to the originals?

Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me. emaquiie

>>29029647 (OP)
This is nothing. There was a guy from Texas who posted a thread on /b/ a few weeks ago with his 3 biggest cumshots and I shit you not, they were each triple the amount of that in your video. Never seen anything like that before. He blew like 10 fat ropes consecutively each 2 feet long. Big juicy white ones, no watered down shit. He made the thread and asked who and where he can join a bukkake. I told him fuck the bukkake set up an OF and you will be making the big bucks in no time and probably be invited by every porn studio which does bukkake for a scene anyway. Can not post it as I didn't save the webm because saving a solo guy blowing his giant load on my hard drive is hella gay. Asked him what his diet was he said normal diet, he did trie some supplements to increase load size but he didn't see much improvement so he stopped. He told me some other guy already proposed him a few thousand bucks to make a professional video but he declined. Really a shame, he was just a coomer with no ambition to make easy bucks with this special ability. Maybe if you lurk /b/ once in a while you might stumble upon a thread of him.

>>29032659
>fuck the bukkake set up an OF
>few thousand bucks to make a professional video
I don't think I cum *huge* amounts, but abstaining from fapping for a few days prior to fucking the escorts I've hired does increase my load size and distance. It's a shame my cumshots have been cursed to never show on camera because one girl accidentally hit delete on her phone and the next time, my camera decided to turn off mid recording.
If there's a few thousand dollars at stake, where's the rich anon funding amateur porn? I hate my job enough and know where to hire egirls for OF content

>>29032659
This dude? Yeah, goes by imredheaded on Reddit. Obviously a big cummer, but I prefer the thick, gluey look of ECG's.

>>29032414
"Epic Cumshot Guy - Complete Collection" on Erome

>>29033650
Ah, thousand thanks anon, that video is exactly what I meant! Just checked out his reddit and from the way he types it was definitely him in the thread the other day, not some bullshit LARPer.
I find that density and viscosity is not all that important, volume is where it's at for me personally.
I guess every guy has his own taste of a nice cumshot (lol, that sounded gay as fuck)

>>29033660
Thanks anon!

You're telling me all these hot women are prostitutes?

>>29035579
Escorts. Some were porn stars just doing it on the side.

>>29035579
That is what OP is saying. It was also 2009, so no one cared about online privacy as much. Hookers would be more open to video taping.

Also you can find attractive hookers still. Americans are sol when it comes to affordable attractive whores now, but you're free to dump $1k on some ethot in LA or Vegas

>>29032659
>>29033650
>>29034899
>3 biggest cumshots and I shit you not, they were each triple the amount of that in your video. Never seen anything like that before. He blew like 10 fat ropes consecutively each 2 feet long. Big juicy white ones, no watered down shit.
>I find that density and viscosity is not all that important, volume is where it's at for me personally.
If you go down this rabbithole there are cumshots much higher volume than that

is it a genetic thing?

>>29029647 (OP)
>>29034793
I always wondered if these ones have a full video where he fucks them

>>29029888
>>29029881
I also don't know what a monger is

>>29029888
>>29037009
It means you go to tyst.link and go shopping

How far do you think this conversation could go? emyzeth

>>29033650
>>29029647 (OP)
>>29035674
The battle of the epic cumshots has arrived

If no more epic cumshot guy can there just be more epic cumshots?

More AI cum shots.

lel

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget. emaquiie

Still got some more ECG

>>29036146
For ECG, yes. Anons who were there to watch these as he originally posted them say he didn't do anything special (supplements, waiting, etc.) to cum more.

>>29032659

if you felt that way then you clearly would have saved the vids of him blowing super ropes so share the vids here pls

>>29038877
sounds kinda ghey

>>29033650
Has to be legit hyperspermia. I think if I did that cumstack supplement thing and drank nothing but water, didn't jack off at all, I could produce several pretty explosive shots, but nothing on this level. and i'm a bit older now besides. As a 'dribbler', i'm so fucking jealous.

Why are all the women here literally afraid of cum. This is depressing to watch. Escorts that despise sex...

Thanks OP. EpicCumGuy is great and all these chicks are hotties.

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget. emaquiie

>>29039522
Can mods ban this dumb nog?

>>29036786
It's a shame he never did creampies to the best of my knowledge. Oral, pussy and anal all would have been great to see.
>>29037009
Whoremonger. We have threads infrequently.
>>29039286
It's a real buzzkill. Just close your eyes, smile, and get glazed. Dodging is fucking lame. Really, what did they expect would happen?

>>29030689
oh man i love newfags that weren't around before AI

ah Anon you have my thanks, so many of these I only have the old .gifs for, happy to get the webms

As always, if anyone knows what happened to him, why he went off the radar, or has any other memories or bits of lore to share, please do so.

>>29039286
Stop being dramatic, a lot of them aren't dodging or trying to cover up at all. That said, they are being paid for a service and part of that service unless told otherwise should be at least pretending to enjoy the experience.

>>29039717
A lot of them just expect to collect money for providing sub-par service. Which is exactly what OF is. I happened upon one of those massive leaks and looked through probably 500+ accounts and it was 99% boring AF content. Low quality, boring, waste of time. The top earners earn their keep by providing quality and some form of personality.

>>29032414
https://bunkr.cr/a/CFTerdwD

>>29040062
>by providing quality and some form of personality
Arguable. The top are mostly genetically gifted or just lucky. The selfie game is usual better because you learn a thing or two when it's your job, but a fit body with an hourglass figure will always beat some fat chick with lopsided tits and a fetal alcohol syndrome face.

Same goes for men. Bigger than average cocks, 6' tall, low body fat, and strong jawline. You can be a decent short king pornstar, but I guarantee you that you're paying for gigs instead of having women throw themselves at you.

Who's in the mood for something thrilling tonight? emaquiie

>>29033650
WTF that dudes Reddit is nuts. How does he do the thing where he cums multiples in a row without going soft after each one?

>>29029881

Only one way to find out, anon.

>>29033650
AI

>>29041676
In my experience, you just keep jacking and ignore the post nut clarity or "I'm done" feeling. It's extra fun pushing through the post nut sensitivity while balls deep in a pussy

>>29041696
What's better for entertainment: hand or sex doll? Obviously, cumming on a real woman is ideal, but I dont have one on standby ready to record all the time

>>29041994
>In my experience, you just keep jacking and ignore the post nut clarity or "I'm done" feeling. It's extra fun pushing through the post nut sensitivity while balls deep in a pussy
Ignore post nut clarity and cum 8 times in a row? What kind of madness is this?