Anything that rotates around an axis.

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it? emyriion

>>29031692 (OP)
I don't have a lens wide enough that can capture your mom

>>29032365
Yes you do. It's in ur anus.

>>29031703
JANE!
STOP THIS CRAZY THING!

>>29032207
How far we've come...

Genuine question
Why post this thread on /gif/ and not something like /wsg/
I mean, sure there's more than enough porn threads on this board atm, this just seems a lot more fitting thread for /wsg/

>>29033637
>work safe
Here's why.

>>29031703

>>29033743
This was funny until the dust settled and the aftermath was revealed.

>>29033739
I guess it's not just jet engines...

>>29033725
Kek

>>29033637
Not that anon but:do you even /gif/ have you ever visited /gif/ before 2022, 2021, 2020 or 2018? check 4chan archives like fireden and others and you will find the truth, we used to have every kind of threads back then.

source: my DVD collection of 4chan gifs and webms (2008-2013)

also the whole site is called 4chan, not 4channel the whole place is NSFW not your precious /aco/ board. Also stuff can be nsfw and not being porn or gore, there are subtle videos. (we used to have those too)

>>29034419
tl;dr

>>29033655
Fair point.

>>29031859
Lmao lost

>>29031697
this is considered the height of entertainment in finland

>>29032005
HELICOPER HELICOPTER

>>29031692 (OP)
Spin and blur to the LEDS going brrrrr.

>>29031692 (OP)

>>29031703

>>29035657
L'ol

>>29031692 (OP)

>>29033715
why did the stupid cleaner nigger even mess with the machine, just sweep the fucking floor with the broom you've got

>>29033725
Rat has been infected with the spin

>>29035025
Nigger, that's two and a half line, what are you a fucking goldfish?

>>29036812
it was a murder not a mistake.

I wanted to contribute with that video of a dude spinning a granny with You spin me round playing but I can't find it. Got too much crap saved from here...

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get? emyriion

>>29036812
Clearly a murder dude.
The reason this video exists, as in, on the Internet, is that it was leaked from an investigation by a police officer in China. It's just so obviously a murder, it had to be shared

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget. emyzeth

>>29033725
>assuming a rpm of 2200, the force of the centrifuge with a 2cm radius would be 108 X g's
Insane, amazing how the rat wasn't liquidized. my guesstimate is likely wrong, but even half of that is absolutely mental

>>29038475
well rat brain mass is tiny

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it? emyzeth

>>29038116
Holy fuq that snap is from his hands

>>29034419
Post link to said dvd content for an oldfag?

>>29031849
no one clapped for his ultimate sacrifice

>>29031849
Haha.

>>29032808
Event Grillizon

>>29033713
Agitated chinese man.

>>29033718
>>29038094
Wowee zowee! Brutal.

>>29038073
me right now after eating some bad chicken

>>29033708
Dominos pizza

>>29036102
HOME is kino lowfi vaporwave

>>29036813
Doing donuts in the parking lot by having eaten donuts from the parking lot.

>>29033743
I guess you could say he got mixed up with the wrong crowd...

Generous guys, you know where to find me. emyzeth

>>29031692 (OP)
Trippy

>>29031849
Oh shit

>>29036974
Lmao mad

>>29033725

so with the help of some AI (this is what its for)

Brown Rat (also known as Norway Rat, Common Rat, Sewer Rat):

Body Length (without tail): 6-10 inches (15-25 cm)
Tail Length: 4.3-9.4 inches (11-24 cm)
Weight: 0.6-1.5 pounds (250-700 g).

Let's use the dimensions of a brown rat as our "average rat":

An average brown rat has a body length of 6-10 inches (15-25 cm). Let's take the middle value, say 8 inches (20 cm), for the body length

If it's spinning on its lateral axis, the radius of rotation would be half of its body length.

Radius (r) = 20 cm/2=10 cm

Now, let's plug the values into the formula:

RPM=2200 rpm
r=10 cm

RCF=(2200)2×1.118×10−5×10
RCF=4,840,000×1.118×10−5×10
RCF=4,840,000×0.00001118×10
RCF=54.1032×10
RCF=541.032

So, an average rat spinning on its lateral axis at 2200 RPM would experience approximately 541 Gs.

>>29041115

would that be enough Gs to liquidate the rat's insides?

Yes, 541 Gs would absolutely be enough to "liquidate" a rat's insides.

>>29032808

>>29036696
This one needs a new audio track where the news reporter starts laughing as the spinning gets faster and faster, and tries desperately to stop laughing, but can't.

>>29041187
Afterburner was sick

>>29036776
road rash type shit

>>29034419
The themes and videos of each main category has definitely changed, but the categories of ylyl, rekt, gore, and porn, have remained the overwhelmingly popular and the common threads of /gif/. I don't remember anytime where this was not the case. Back in 2011-12 I used to browse /b/ a lot and it was overwhelmingly porn also. I'm not sure when /gif/ was started, I was not browsing then, but I've been around since 2016.

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get? emaquiie

>>29032005
gay slomo.

>>29041115
>>29041123
the reason the rat is spinning is probably just live nerves even when the rat is most like dead.
like fish filete jumping lol.

Who's got the Romanian guy spinning the old lady?

>>29037055

>>29041115
Very impressive

>>29034419
Truth, when everything became monitised and politicised the thot advertisers and eglin airforce faggots arrived en masse and the comfy times were over

And thus ends my contribution to this good, non-porn thread

>>29042259
Saved!

>>29042229
I'm upset that this webm doesn't tell us what they deduced from the vitamin chunks.

Nothing actually spins. It's just a made up concept.

>>29036770
Hollywood suits are out there trying to race-swap characters to get more diversity, when they have an A++ idea right here to jump on

>>29031692 (OP)
Celestial bodies do not rotate around an axis, they orbit a center of mass. Rotate ≠ orbit

>>29031703
label that shit

>>29036770
that's kinda cool-

>>29042485
Celestial bodies spin about their own axes. One rotation is one day. Orbit refers to the revolution around another body.

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers? emaquiie

>>29031697
how, thermal siphon?

anyone have that one thugshaker with a caption about food in the microwave?

Don't watch if squimish.

>>29037055
>>29041734

>>29041568
I know what you asking for, don't have it.
Sorry

>>29042252
lol
What a psycho bird, don't they say they have intelligence of 3 year old child, this checks out.

>>29042259
>>29041568

>>29033743
You can actually see when he's properly disassembled when the machine starts running easier.
I actually thought he was mush

>>29042242
God I hate GTA 5, fuck having proper controls if you can have a million frames of uncancellable animation for everything

>>29043368
Another internet fight

>>29043510

>>29035488
This website is considered the height of entertainment in America
>>29033431
Drone pilots deserve violent deaths

Did she survive?

>>29043511
That was insano style move.

>>29032495
meat george jetson

>>29033737
>that calm, 'this again' walk

>>29041535
oh for sure, it LOOKS like 'haha he dizzy' but that's probably the dying electrical impulses freaking out

>>29043521
>Drone pilots deserve violent deaths

>>29042698
who's the madlad launching rockets from his back garden?

>>29042394
possibly that they have a density equal to water? I think the bubbles move to the centre because they have a lower density

>>29041734
honestly wishing that he had just drawn a pistol and shot them

>>29033738
How the fuck it turned on?

>>29043960
That seems like a probable answer. Thanks.

>>29044138
How do you think?

>>29044161
Chinese product?

>>29043960
>>29042394
>>29042229
that webm was used as an argument on /x/ for why we have a hollow earth, something I'm inclined to agree since reading The Smokey God

>>29044731
interesting argument, though I think the centrifrugal acceleration is massively outweighed by gravity. At the surface, centripetal acceleration is 0.33ms-2, and it only decreases as you go further in (whilst 9.81ms-2 is gravity) (assuming that I can use theoretical centripetal acceleration to get the centrifrugal acceleration). Perhaps fast spinning asteroids have light cores.
haven't heard of the book

>>29033743
How is that one guy not able to turn off the machine? Why does a supervisor (?) need to step in to turn the machine off?
I bet when the regular shift is over, every single worker finds the off-switch in under 1 second...

>>29036812
It was murder, one anon once even posted the news article.
>>29037789
If I remember correctly it wasn't China but a shithole like Georgia, or Azerbaijan.

>>29043533
Is that a Chinese factory machine with a safety shut down feature? What am I witnessing here?

>>29045444
are tires sentient?
how do they know to hit all the people and other cars?

>>29045491
Ancient Chinese secret

>>29045444
Checked. Does this happen due to incompetent auto mechanics or is it because of normal wear and tear?

>>29033738
A floor painting machine. The red only model.

>>29033743
he was all mixed up

>>29044957
>Implying China or USA for that matter are any less of shithole countries
kek

>>29032005
when you tell your barber "just a little off the top" :skull:

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me? emyzeth

>>29033431
are those two unarmed?
why not bother trying to shoot the drone down, or do anything other than stumble around?

>>29047837
>are those two unarmed
They are now

>>29048000
eheheh
checked

>>29047251
what a cute twink
i'm sure he's well-adjusted & mentally stable, and has sex often

>>29031703
~Looks like someone's gonna need theeerrrrrapyyyyy~

>>29047837
Drones are small moving targets, carrying explosives under a bright sun.
Soldiers try but it's usually pointless.
They'll kill you eventually. That's why some soldiers will instantly give up or surrender when spotted by drones.

>>29045444
Holy shit, the 2nd last literally homing back after hitting him

>>29048160
Seems to me the time is ripe for some anti-drone flak or net guns. Ultimately though the time is just over for humans AKA flesh-bags in modern warfare.

New here, but I know how to make an impression. Thoughts? emaquiie

>>29045051
what an absolute PSYCHO

>>29038019
No way that's real

>>29041734
There's more from where that came from, old timer!

>>29043968
She's much better than i remember

>>29045068
Reindeer hajj

>>29041115
>cerebral blood vessels would rupture, causing instant hemorrhaging.
>brain would be torn from the inside, with different densities of brain matter shearing apart due to extreme acceleration.
>capillaries and arteries burst
>muscle fibers tear, and bones fracture under the internal stresses alone
>joints shredded, especially the spine
>organs rupture
>liver, spleen, and kidneys shredded.
>immediate death within fractions of a second

it's like a titan sub implosion inside the poor little bastard

>>29033751
>>29033655
What's insane is that the load fixed itself onto the truck - without the absolute dumbfuk's physical intervention (as if it would've done anything to begin w)

>>29045068

>>29045444
Two thing i want to say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVKgY1ilx0Y

and the other one...

>>29031849
If anyone is curious about story like I was:

https://www.fox13news.com/news/sarasota-daredevil-cyrus-nock-vows-to-perform-again-after-being-injured-during-circus-act-in-massachusetts


He lived

>>29043368

>>29045486
RIP their spines, I know that pain I've been there mayne
>>29045805
incompetent mechanics who forget to tighten the wheel nuts, also lack of maintenance could be a factor
>>29048660
why are they always so incompetent

>>29043368
>me and my brother button mashing Street Fighter II in 1993

>>29043968
Honestly if you showed me a Japanese person doing the trick shown in the first 3 seconds I would be like "yeah that's probably not AI"

>>29044731
>>29044804
This is a great illustration of how a reasonable person can be convinced of something incorrect. You're given enough information to reason about something, but you're missing info without realizing it.

>>29048160
i see

>>29044138
He turned it on himself, with his right buttock.

>>29031859

>>29047837
Have you ever done skeet shooting? It's tough, I can't imagine firing at a skeet that's actively avoiding my aim and staying calm enough to hit it when my life depends on it.

>>29032979
Worst game of duck duck goose ever

>>29032495
These black remakes of white classics is getting outta hand

>>29049567
very good add for her hair stylist

>>29036770
The swastika at the end got me

>>29038612
shoulders*
lol bro...

>>29049391
that's because you're retarded

>>29031692 (OP)
Very trippy

>>29042252
>Hey, I wanna see you run fast like that time
>Come on, man
>Go faster
>HEY
>Like... THIS
Based intelligence ngl

>>29049559
Memories...

>>29049572
Wish she would show her nipples for once instead of teasing

>>29049262
direct hit, good effect on target

>>29049375
clown world saint

>>29044984
Good one!! I am going add some pyramids and grey aliens, some tic tacs flying to that one.

>>29031692 (OP)

It is fun watching this in real time in Elite Dangerous.