post funny videos

can south american confirm this?

you can't close your eyes meaning your eyes are burning and you can't talk anymore because you don't have lips anymore, thats funny

he serms a nice guy for a trans and I stand with him when he says it hurts

>>29065098
>mestiza
>South American

It's actually a Dominican talking (North America) and most likely a mulata

you'll never get this video

>>29065121
there's only 2 north american countries and it is usa and canada

hot n sexy

last real video, don't forget to sub to my channel

bump

>>29065090 (OP)
How does this not hurt? Guy must be high as fuck and the one licking taking all his anal bacteria.

>>29065095
Does anyone know if his dream came true?

>>29065090 (OP)

>>29065700
unironically makes me laugh

>>29065113
Thats not a real tranny, thats just some guy larping as a trans to make his lame video

>>29065496
faggots just do this. if you know someone is a faggot then he probably does the same shit

>>29065994
That wasn't the question.

>>29065700
What the fuck... this isn't like my yaoi :(

>>29065128
lol
culturally a dominican and a puerto rican have more to do with a miami or chicago person than an argentinian or even a brazilian
if you travelled more you'd know

>>29065104
come on nigga don't post that shit

>>29065124

1st time: middle glass upside down

2nd time: middle glass right side up

Changes the outcome.

>>29065124
1st time: middle glass right side up

2nd time: middle glass upside down

Changes the outcome

>>29066771
how big is that frog? im imagining like football length or more wtf

>>29067212
new animal who dis?

>>29067212
This has to be ai

>>29065104
she just chillin

>>29067336

>>29065668
yes
his name is Thursday Lane, however, many websites have been scrubbing his presence off the internet almost completely
you need to dig really deep to find the stuff, it's over decade old stuff and major search engines are fucking useless when it comes to trying to find anything these days
https://www.youtube.com/@thursdaylanes1fan940/videos

>>29067336
don't attribute to AI what can be adequately explained by boundless human degeneracy
these video clips predate generative AI, and it's at least two decades too early to be making videos indistinguishable from the real thing

>>29067336
>>29067212
>>29067458
I remember along time ago I learned that guys will inject their sacks with saline. Why I couldn’t tell you but it’s temporary, the saline is absorbed into the body fairly quickly actually.
Looking at that bandage and those other marks around it I’m thinking that’s what that is now.

>>29067518
>at least two decades too early to be making videos indistinguishable from the real thing
damn you're retarded

>>29067458
>>29067319
>>29067212
>>29067201
>>29065104
>>29065090 (OP)
Do you faggots know what "funny" means?

>>29065144
Average 4chan user

>>29066692

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile.

Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day?

>>29067702
I'm done interneting now...

>>29065113
Amerishits fucking shoot firefighters, but won't do shit with troon faggots like these. Lame, shame...

>>29065113
You could call an actual woman sir and they wouldn't get that shitty. Troons are fucked.

>>29068085
It stays around rich people, so its surroundings are relatively safe. If it were to venture into a poor neighborhood, then it probably would be jumped.

>>29065994
The only way for you to know that would be if you're also a faggot. Way to out yourself, faggot.

>>29065144
As someone who had the experience of living with a downie, this one makes me angry.
Their kind should be aborted, even if it's out of the womb.

>>29067212
>>29067458
>>29067675
Can you have normal erections after that? Or does it destroy everything inside ?

>>29066743
thats not the question

>>29065140
This is from live action One Piece when Sanji goes to the faggot island.

>>29068203
true lel, no wonder he walked in the air to escape
>>29068147
do you have some examples?

>>29068205
Sadly no. I wish someone would make a downie rekt thread.

>>29065140
>went to thailand to fuck ladyboys

>>29065090 (OP)
faggot

>>29065140
Where's a nightclub fire when you need one?

>>29067556
and you can't prove me wrong, it's the same with video game graphics, it's still far off from being exactly like the real thing
there's always that little bit of uncanny valley to detect AI
and you can use AI itself to detect whether a video exhibits hallmarks of generative content

>>29065124
0 1 0 -> 0 0 1 -> 1 1 1
he turn second one to get
1 0 1 -> 1 1 0 -> 0 0 0

>funny thread
>Look inside
>Manmade horror
That's on me for having expectations

>>29068951
>>29068551
sorry this thread is for people with weird humour

>>29068730

>>29067702
how the fuck is this possible?

>>29069456
because the doll is made of extremely squishy material

>>29067641
>>29067656
>>29067669
Enough. Americans are mentally insane.

Tonight's the perfect night for a little excitement. You game?

>>29067669
>filename
In my head he's like a server at Chili's or something and this is just what he does on lunch

>>29067669
He genuinely looks like a cross between Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.

>>29067680
they need to meet

>>29069655
Jar guy was eastern euro

>>29065113
>looks like a man
>talks like a man
>dresses like a fag man
Is a man. Simple.

>>29067212
Reminds me of Raygun

>>29065124
It's a problem that's provably impossible because of parity. If you're restricted to only turning over two glasses at the same time, then that's a parity-preserving operation. But when the first guy turned just one glass over, he reversed it to the opposite parity. No parity-preserving operation can convert one parity to the opposite parity, which made it impossible for the second guy to turn all three glasses up.

>>29065140
How do you even get five people who are that frighteningly ugly all assembled in one place at one time? And even if that's possible, what's the probability that they all turn out to be trannies? It's gotta be like a trillion to one odds against.

>>29065144
He's actually got pretty good technique for over-the-pants masturbation. First he flicks his frenulum a dozen times to warm up, and then he advances to a full-penis wiggle maneuver for the win. If that's a self-taught technique, that's actually pretty impressive.

>>29068767
So why the majority if people cannot distinguish anymore the new google ai from reality? Fucking retard

>>29067319
this is what futafags want btw

>>29068085
The guy who shot those firefighters was a faggot

>>29069655
absoylutely obsessed

>>29068085
niggers*

>>29068103
you're projecting

>>29067587
You posted cringe

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget.

>>29067212
Average female to male “penis”

>>29072358
SNL has really gone downhill

>>29072368
>>29072366
oh god

>>29070925
You are proving nothing with your statements,majority of people can't distinguish new Google ai. Because you saying it it's true ? What people exactly ? The whole planet or certain people, like people in your state ? some South American or African tribe ?

anon you have anger issues, deal with it, control yourself a little, get hold of yourself goddamn it.

>>29068082
same, i am gonna go touch grass than forest than some distant mountain.
see ya

>>29065090 (OP)
What in the fuck even is that?

>>29071715
Hahahah I've always been curious if this was a possibility. Good to know.

>>29067641
Old internet how I miss you, times were simpler back then.

>>29067675
lol something pings off at around 5 to 6 second mark

>>29072653
Why does this "artist" always pretend like the general public is extremely interested in seeing gross hairy men fucking each other?
As if 100% of men are gay and would have raging boners at the mere sight of disgusting faggots.
What copium he has to draw for his faggot ass world view.

>>29072696
if you push your penis inside out you can eject it that way, so he's getting a blowjob on the inside

>>29065496
because faggots are degenerates it is a mental illness. what did you expect

>>29067702
what would compel you to do something like this

>>29067503
thank you for giving valuable pointers, anon. It's rare to get an answer to something so obscure these days.

>>29070461
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY IN THE VIDEO? WHY DO YOU KEEP REPOSTING THIS?

>>29065144
what category is he watching boys?

>>29065090 (OP)

>>29067680
Typical McLaren fan.

>>29067702
Based.

>>29073273
why are gays like this?

>>29067669
Dan?

>>29067702
Wtf is going on with his penis

imagine you're alone with this

>>29072852
>like the general public
do you think he is making this for the general public retard? this is how people can tell you are autistic. zero ability to appreciate other people's perspective.

>>29074800
Nice projection, autismo, but I never implied the artist was making it for the general public.
Learn how to read perhaps?

>>29074937
That would be hot if the dick was a normal size instead of a micro penis, and if it actually belonged to someone good looking and not an obese, ugly retard.

>>29074995
kys

>>29074995
you disgust me

>>29075079
>>29075085
>I hate the suggestion that people should be decent looking. It triggers my ugliness and laziness!

>>29074937
surely thats going to end in surgery? how would you get something that sticky and slimy out?

>>29072366
>>29072368
Imagine the smell

>>29065090 (OP)
>>29065700
>>29065756
>>29065994
>>29067201
>>29067212
>>29067217
>>29067319
>>29067456
Don't forget to ash the crackpipe, desu

>>29075786
someone needs their dick sucked.

Like what you see? Don't be shy-let me know.

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile.

>>29065700
I described this once to someone and I think they got the wrong idea and thought I was into it. Oh well. You guys remember that one where the guy's fucking a snake?

>>29067702
I couldn't get through it, lads.

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget.

>>29075125
your not human

>>29065700
The average faggot on display

>>29077040
You're a subhuman ESL fag.

>>29067669
Average democrat

>>29067702
And this is what faggots do and they lick up that shit off that doll also...

Ugh gays are so fucking disgusting

>>29068340
Gay...

>>29073786
I've seen heteros doing things as, if not more degenerate than this.

>>29072366
And any one wonders why gays have so many diseases

>>29075389
Furries are so fucking cringe and mental not even funny...

Everytime I see one I just want to dose it with gas and light it...complete loss of reality

>>29077380
He's fapping to straight porn thoughbeit

>>29077361
YWNBH

why niggas are so zesty?

>>29077575
Single mothers and older brothers, also I think if your mom fucks a lot when you're in the womb you'll turn into a faggot or something

>>29067587
>>29067587
based

>>29067669
Redneck Russ for anyone wondering

>>29068166
Looked it up and man it comes with an assortment of side-effects
>scrotal cellulitis, basically a skin inflammation caused by bacteria
>obviously tenderness and pain
>scrotal rupturing (this one is pretty self explanatory)
>fournier's gangrene, another bacterial infection that causes pain, foul odor, soreness, and is also a necrotic infection
>other risks include permanent infertility and scrotal emphysema (air trapped beneath the skin)

>>29067319
You can tell he is not enjoying that at all. Black bro must be in so much pain. I bet after that he had some major depression and a very sore asshole.

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers?

>>29065095
i was gonna say "atleast this guy probably has/had a job" but then he said he doesn't

>>29065104
man this is cool gang shit, now people will know they're powerful and cool

>>29067587
based
i was looking for that actually

>>29067319
>>29070963
kinda, yeah
>>29078622
>You can tell he is not enjoying that at all.
can you?
i think he might be
who knows how he felt afterwards, though
probably was depressed

>>29066692
gang shit

>>29067680
me in 40 years :/

>>29067669
what is he sniffing?

>>29065113
"It's like a kick in the balls"

>>29071722
lol should have waited for it to turn brown first

>>29072368
all natural laxative i guess

>>29074597
"gollum" "egg" "gollum!"

>>29074937
I hope that was a farm grown slug and not from your backyard.

>>29074597
my face kinda looks like that, without the makeup or fucked up eyebrows

>>29080717
that's a leech mate

>>29080753
noooooo no way....

>>29074937
what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
i mean really why would you do this, even if you had a fetish for it it's obviously a bad idea

>>29074937
that must feel like a fucking kidney stone basically, if not worse
i'm sure he'll get bored of that pain within 2 to 5 minutes, and then he'll have to pay some fuckin doctor $10,000 and have an enflamed dick for like 3 weeks
assuming it can even be removed without causing further problems

>>29075172
>how would you get something that sticky and slimy out?
imagine being the doctor who has to figure that out lmao

i'm sure there's crazy tropical parasites that crawl in the urethra, so i'm sure there's treatments at this point, but god damn

>>29080753
>>29080999
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

uhh you just pee pee it out, dumb dumbs
EZ PZ

>>29081051
i dunno man, it probably wants to stay in there if it's a leech & has access to free blood
people have trouble forcing out small kidney stones with a urine stream
imagine if the kidney stones were multiple inches long & could fight back

>>29072366
>>29072368
man how do you not end up with diseases from this
shit going into your urethra
i feel like if i tried this i'd end up with sepsis
i guess they're just superior

also why hasn't he cum yet

>>29065144
welp, this is the alternative to just putting them all in some kind of farm to live their lives out

>>29081038
it will never leave. it will have babies and they will migrate into every part of the body and cause catastrophic cascading strokes

>>29081038
and before that it will die and all of the things living inside of it that dont diewill start feasting on the closest source of protein to produce more offspring.

>>29081107
AAAAAAAAAAH
>>29081107
>catastrophic cascading strokes
i think that's what's been happening to me lately, though i'm only 21
i live in a tiny rural town with no support network
i owe the nearest decent hospital $900 for doing a CT scan when i had stroke symptoms and hallucinations
i need an MRI but too lazy and i want to die anyway

>>29081118
a terrible fate...

>>29081118
and then you will ejaculate into a woman with leach larvae because you didnt care about putting one up your peehole. and now we have

>>29076747
how the fuck does this happen, you know?
what was his childhood like?
how did he get in this situation?
who supports his existance?
it seems inhumane to let anyone live like that

>>29071722
i wonder how much she's playing it up & how much she genuinely regrets her life in thjat moment

>>29081121
Im the guy who is criticizing the snail slug sleech thing and yeah medical is crazy expensive or in my case staying alive? I threw up some blood and was forced to go to the hospital. What I got was a finger up my ass, quarantined for TB, two blood transfusions in the middle of the night and a 180,000 dollar bill. How much have I paid of it? NONE How much do I still owe? NONE! Did it ruiin my credit score? Yes. But its nothing compared to the government school loans. That medical debt was like a blink. It was there and did damage but then gone pretty fast. (In credit terms) If I tried to pay it off I would still be paying it off today, the fact I didnt is why its gone.

>>29067503
>you need to dig really deep to find the stuff, it's over decade old stuff and major search engines are fucking useless when it comes to trying to find anything these days
yeah, it's a shame

>>29081174
good god

>>29067641
i'm sure the sensation was strange when he stood up from squatting to standing, with all the broken glass in there

>>29067656
what is going on with his dick, man
also why does he look wealthy? that looks like a really nice house
also, i wish my fingernails were nice & clean like that
it wouldn't be worth it to be him though

>>29081183
most of that bill was from the hospital because they put me in an ICU room when I didnt need to be

>>29081058
wouldn't it suffocate in there and die in a matter of seconds?
Do they not breathe? I doubt they get enough oxygen or whatever they need in a pool of piss inside your bladder.

>>29081200
i still can't believe it costs that much
although, it seems like in the ICU you atleast get decent treatment & competence, unlike the general ward where they just stick you on IV zoloft and some nurse steals all your shit while you get sepsis from poorly tended bedding

>>29081214
>wouldn't it suffocate in there and die in a matter of seconds?
that is a good question
i mean, worms and parasites don't seem to need to breathe, but alot of insects do
i guess idk the answer, but the thought brings me some relief

>>29072844
whatever it is it's in orbit now, a new kind of space debris

FYI anons its a slug. He sprinkles some salt into his urethra after and it melts like all slugs do, and then he pees the goo out.
I wish I had some niconico saved on this device to really freak out the newfags but that PC is in storage.

>>29081535
Meant Genki Genki obviously, and what the hell I made one real quick for old times sake

>>29067319
Buck status?

>>29065104
It's not, they're paramedics, it's not a Mexican accent like the cartel's shit, it's Argentinian, not yet like Mexico level
.

>>29079461
Why would you assume he has a job

>>29081608
i dunno man, he looked decently clean and well-groomed and well-fed and focused for a retard
just didn't strike me as someone who stays at home all the time

>>29081535
holy fuck
well ty for the info

>>29081535
i hate chinese music for the most part
some of the older stuff is interesting

>>29080564
Horrors beyond my understanding.

>>29081902
i kinda like that guy

>>29081929
It's unsettling how everything became ai overnight.

>>29081989
that is true
i feel bad for like, trailer park man-of-the-world type people
i can't imagine having to contend with this shit
it really isn't that bad, though

>>29079666
poppers probably. faggots love em cause it relaxes the anal muscles so theyll be able to cough and sneeze without their intestines flying out their rear end afterwards

>>29067669
he sniffing poppers ?

>>29079910
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL

>>29071722
>видeo
Teбe пиздeц, в хopoшeм cмыcлe. I give you copy from your post with islam nashid. Oбмeн oпытoм, нaзoвём этo тaк.

Бaмп.

>>29065144
>>Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with ...Dick Dale.

Bamp.

>>29065124
I can't believe anons are writing paragraphs about this. He started with one right side up, and gave him two right side ups.

>>29070461
dont even care if youre trolling by posting these. you are a fuckin faggot

>>29081064
Its like how indians have evolved to live in shit and utter filth that would kill actual human beings.

>>29074597
he has a weird nose

>>29065144
OH MY GOD HES FLICKER GOONING

>>29067702
the miracle of life

>>29081021
The paint of kidney stones don't come from your urethra, its from the tubes from the kidney to the bladder, and after having had a couple of times, pissing them out is only a slight discomfort, compared to them trying to pass from the kidneys.

>>29065496
Interesting question. Mine would have been, how the fuck is that funny?

>>29065700
>GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER

>>29065113
lmao, i love troons that make no effort whatsoever to change their voice. you went through the trouble of growing breasts, taking hormones, growing out your hair, dressing feminine, legally changing your gender, and yet trying to raise the pitch of your voice is too much work.

not that it'd make him a woman or any more passable, of course, but it's a hilarious choice to make.

>>29065104
how does someone end up like this?

>>29065090 (OP)
>>29065104
Genuinely what’s funny about this? The first video is disgusting, the second video I feel incredible sympathy for the person who had their face ripped off. Their life will never be the same

>>29072912
Right? The guy in the video isn’t fucking funny. Neither is this elaborate but where he keeps posting these stupid videos. I wish jannies were competent and banned retarded people instead of people just throwing light criticism at them

>>29084769
because it's absurd Like the joker, do you know the joker hes got a movie ambout him twice

>>29083658
Kek

>>29084573
i see, ty
sorry you went through that

>>29065966
>Thats not a real tranny, thats just some guy larping as a trans
There is literally no difference.

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers?

>>29068340
>>29068344
dude is really playing taiko no tatsujin on his ballsack lmao.

>>29065121
That's literally a venezuelan woman
>>29065098
Yep, but you actually want these. The chill ones are the cheaters.

>>29067201
Ok now i have seen everything.

>>29088970
lol

remember that episode of south park where a rat is inside a gay man's asshole??

>>29065090 (OP)
So many questions
1. Wouldn't this hurt like a son of a gun?
2. Can you survive this?
3. How do you put it back?

>>29072366
>>29072368
Contemplate what has to happen in a man's life to end up in this situation.

>>29081064
They DO end up with diseases along with rectal prolapse which also leads to disease, it gets them off. Gays are constantly in the hospital.

>>29081535
Chinks are fucking subhuman

>>29065095
He looks like a black David Cross short of >>29065104
Is he alive?

>>29084640

Shitbull attack

>>29070478
Find five crack head bums offer them crack

>>29065113
why doesn't this hoe just wear a wig that looks like a girl, that nasty ass ratty jewfro curly hair is why he gets misgendered

>>29065095
Damn, BlackBusterCritic™ used to be a sick fuck back in the day

>>29067336
Nah, is an amerigolem

>>29071120
So are you gonna prove him wrong or what?

>>29068861
I think this is fake

>>29076747
Don Vito was a sick puppy

>>29065090 (OP)
I didn't know people had a giant raspberry worm thing in their butt

>>29089240
Is this the creature once known as Jim Sterling?

>>29081582
Does this feel good? like if you're a woman?

>>29082347
ty...

>>29082362
guy on the left looks like me
>>29082411
i thought maybe it was a turd
idk why he's counting the sniffs
other guy says its likely popper

>>29089240
>remember that episode of south park where a rat is inside a gay man's asshole??
yeah i do
i saw that episode when i was like 11, my mom used to watch taht show
i hate south park
"if i invoke the idea of a gay man with a rat in his asshole IRONICALLY, then i can do it, because i know that it's vulgar! it's funny!"

>>29065113
Quit wearing dresses faggot

>>29081200
>180,00
please tell me your joking? you added 2 zeroes by accident right?

>>29091003
holy shit I'm retarded
180,000*
3 Zeroes*

>>29081174
I so hope they put a stop to the healthcare jewery that's going on the industry. Mexico has ASS <public healthcare>, but you can get <excellent private care> by pennies on the dollar. Why? Because those guys have no mafia to back price hiking - private hospitals compete with each other to provide the better price and nab the best doctors around. Even a Mexican, earning pesos, would still spend a bit less on private healthcare than an American would, considering a purchasing power equivalence.

At least that's my experience on the northern side of it. I mean the nice side, which is a little more south of Tijuana. Tijuana looks terrible compared to say, Monterrey.

>>29091005
That money went to buy a couple of jet's missiles for Israel.

>>29065966
>REEEE MOST OF US AREN'T HISTRIONIC QUICKLY-CLOCKABLE HONS!!!

>>29065144
when an asian watches a maths equation being solved

>>29065700
and we add some self raising flour...

>>29091056

>>29090110
I think hes alive

>>29081121
>need an MRI but too lazy and i want to die anyway

>>29091362
ye u know
gotta get my car fixed as well, and then idk
i dont knopw how to get away from my parents
i live in a dead end town and dropped out of highschool, i'm 21 now

maybe i could work at a warehouse and save some money, then try to find roommates through old highschool friends
there's a city to the northeast, i know there's electrician apprenticeships up there
i just wanted to be normal
i thoiught i could go to a nice university and have good times and meet people i could relate to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5m05NhkReM
I COULD'VE BEEN LIKE THIS FAGGOT
NOW I HAVE TO BE PRODUCTIVE INSTESAD

>>29067702
here's one for the not gay crowd

>>29075389
is it wrong that i dont impulsively want to shoah female furries as long as theyre not ham planets?

>>29065090 (OP)

>>29084318
story?

>>29065113
this guy gotta be trolling

>>29065090 (OP)
very few things make me feel ill. This however is beyond revolting.

>>29074597
I’m really bothered by this

>>29084769
You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of 4chan. 4chan is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." 4chan is not Facebook's whiteknighting. 4chan is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. 4chan is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.

We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.

>>29093229
based edgelord

hysterical

>>29092575
The little girl told her father (guy with the gun(whom is also a cop)) that she was molested by the male in that family.
They were arguing and he was pissed off and shot the family.

>>29094313
hope that little girl didn't lie

>>29094331
I doubt it. Besides, who cares? They're brown, nword.

>>29075389
Would and I'm not even ashamed

>>29093806
Anyone got that godawful Thor one of the guy in the Superman tee?

>>29094504
found him

>>29094504
found him

>>29067212
>THIS THREAD NEEDS A HERO

>>29091005
nope thats what the bill was 181,xxx but like i said all of that except the individual doctors bills was dropped and and about 8000 went to collections but that was dropped about 6 months after too