Sweet words might just earn you my attention.

Tonight's the perfect night for a little excitement. You game?

>>29075619
Admire the dedication, never seen a man try to kill himself with a chainsaw before

>>29075619
wtf was this retard even trying to do

>New webms
I am surprised.

>>29075606
yamcha.png

>>29075619
self circumcision you fucking antisemitic piece of shit

>>29076330
He was a samurai who brought dishonour to his famiry, therefore he had to commit seppuku.
He probably didn't have a sword, though.

>>29075624
The new Fantastic 4 movie looks great

>>29077157
>did this guy just wiggle? Let me commit a crime real quick on camera
Why do söyboys love prison so fuckin much? Is it their innate worship of the blackcel?

>>29077297
You have literally no idea about the context of this video (which may not even be real) and are assuming.

>>29077016
https://youtu.be/iiTDUNkRn0w?si=oH6JQyHF6J7OXTCR

Captcha: 8YTND

>>29077066
Gruesome.

>>29077318
You will never be a woman

>>29077157
Not deserved, the other guy was a little bitch

>>29075606
The way the guy appeared out of the smoke was pretty cool.

>>29075601 (OP)
Aye aye, Cap'n

>>29077863
Edit version lmao

>>29077136
What the FUCK is the story behind this atrocity?

>>29077845
What was the point of slicing his ears off before going for the jugular?

>>29078177
>Have helmet
>Don't use protective faceshield on it

Why even bother

>>29077136
they really are all bastards huh

>>29078322
>commit crime
>run from police
>be warned of k-9 deployment
>ACAB!!!!!!!!!

>>29075624
So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion.

>>29077128
mutt police is evil

>>29078251
The kid's brother has more sympathy than his own fucking parent

>>29075646

>>29078436
Caligula by Windows96
If anyone wanted sauce

>>29078342
>Implying policemen haven't bust into the wrong house and shot dead an innocent person.

>>29077713
Common magatard, trannies living rent-free in his head.

>>29078349
>>29075624
Gondor calls for aid!

>>29077066
So did anything happen here or have I been had?

Who's got the video of the Mexican getting executed, but as a claymation?

>>29078342
Thought experiment for you: if an officer trying arrest a dude hiding in some bushes just leaned down and with his hand ripped the man's face off, would you just shrug your shoulders and dismiss it all because the dude was told to comply?

>>29075606
>When emergency services arrived, the man was found unresponsive and severely burnt, with his clothing charred and tattered. Reports suggest that prior to the incident, he had been drinking with friends and decided to buy fireworks from a vendor to celebrate. Additionally, it was revealed that he had recently remarried, and his wife was expecting a child.

https://www.dimsumdaily.hk/man-dies-after-firework-explosion-in-hefei/

>>29075619
Reminds me of this video

>>29078608
you have to look fairly deep into the car wash innards in the top left corner. Right before the end.

>>29078482
How often does that happen compared to the right house?

>>29078649
If the guy was guilty sure

>>29077113
A lumberjack samurai?

>>29077864
>sunny day
>far from the city
>unbothered
>daft Punk playing
>In my lane
>Florishing

>>29077066
eh?

>>29078513
that one could have been way worse then being hit sideways by the car

>>29078870
the chance of being ambushed by a car is lwo, but never zero.

>>29075619
Isn't lesson 1 of chainsaw handling "don't cut with the tip (unless you know what you're doing)"?

>>29077016
Based trucker.

>>29075646
Paranormal cat activity

>>29077141
Will they ever learn?

>>29077016
You get what you fucking deserve

>>29077066
Spam bait.

>>29078118
So he listens.

>>29078870
You're going to need a bigger bike

Whenever I start doubting my ideologys I just watch rekts.

We need to take over the world again bring some law and order to brown people. Complete fucken animals.

>>29078934
People are still posting this thinking it's real?

>>29078513
poor golf balls

>>29075613
Anyone have the story on this? Whenever I see naked people climbing out the windows of a non-burning building I assume they were caught in bed with a cheating spouse. Is that what happened here? Did this faggot die for some disloyal pussy?

>>29078800
>mfw I get hit by the motorcycle that makes people jump

>>29078830
Irrelevant, if they can't:
1-Read the fucking address right.
2-Ask before shoot.
They don't deserve the right to bear arms as policemen.

>>29079297
Did the cat survive?

>>29079397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yVZinFIhU8

yes according the description.
"Adrianna was making a hair tutorial video with friends when the cat had a bright idea. Though it looks much worse, the kitty was just scared - nothing more."

>>29079297
Just unplug it.
>>kids

>>29079445
>yes
I'm glad to hear that. Maybe there's something wrong with me, but I can watch these rekt videos of people getting hurt and it doesn't bother me, but I can't stand seeing animals getting hurt.

>>29079359
hes obviously on drugs you fucking low iq retard

>>29079494
They said the cat was OK but we don't have any proof of it.

>>29075606
PLS BE SAFE THIS 4TH OF JULY
i don't need to see any of you retards in my ER with blown off hands

>>29079359
mental health crisis more likely, + or - drugs.

>>29075603
Put your weight FORWARD
Big boy is super uncomfortable on the board his homie should have had him spend a few days learning to ride

>>29079520
I actually want to see some homegrown rekt posted here for once

>>29079519
It amazes me how a human body can become a potentially lethal projectile in its own right after getting hit by a fast moving object.

>>29077141
They hadn't reached their chimpout quota for the day and had to improvise

>>29079520
>>29079548
People that view Rekt threads are probably statistically the least likely to end up Rekt themselves, simply because they know all about what can happen (because they see these videos).

Normies who don't view Rekt threads are the ones who do end up Rekt and it shocks them because they don't comprehend how such a thing ever could have happened to them.

>>29078487
You will never be a woman

>>29078838
that determination happens in court in a functioning liberal democracy in which individual rights are protected and respected by the state, especially with regard to the use of state violence. use your brain. don't be a bootlicker.

>>29078649
>Thought experiment for you: *stupid bullshit meant to distract you from reality*
DEATH TO ISRAEL

>>29078487
Kek he hit a nerve didn't he?

>>29079567
a nice idea but seems pretty unlikely, although no data exists to test this claim. my impression after many years is that people around here tend in aggregate to be, if anything, stupider than average, although they all seem to think otherwise. referring to others as 'normies' seems often to be a pretty clear symptom of this derangement.

>>29077897
alot of poor and homeless and dysgenic people's shit seems to be exactly this consistency
i don't understand why
is it normal?
mine has always been much harder, and i think i've had good nutrition most of my life

>>29077133
What a great end for a retard spic.

>>29079567
I know of at least two people who watched rekt videos very often and blew their brains with a nice powerful well oiled and cleaned shotgun
I guess what they learned from rekt videos was that a failed gunshot suicide was nasty looking.

>>29079567
It depends, I go into these threads but I also live in a nigger infested city so I could still end up getting rekt

>>29077141
White libs have this fantasy of hearing "ay don't shoot he one of da good ones" during the race war. Obviously the last thing will hear in reality is "ay taykwon run dat white boy pockets" as they bleed out.

>>29079613
that's normal shit
you might be an amerigolem eating slop and shitting eternal dhiarrhea

>>29079445
Idk how people put up with retards

>>29077016
>>thief

>>29079567
Honestly big shout out to rekt threads for making vow never to touch a firework again.

>>29079659
What else is one supposed to do if one births a retard?
>mercy killing it is illegal
>locking it in a cage is illegal

>>29078513
I am shocked he came away from that as well as he did. Not many people can say they were conscious after a car hit them, but he's clearly suspending his arm to reduce pain from some kind of injury he incurred, and at the end of the video you can see him start to twist his trunk to stand. Maybe Russians really do just have a bigger health pool, I've seen plenty to suggest it's true.

>>29077016
I don't think these people realize why truckers do this.

>>29079690
Depends on the country

>>29078487
protip: If you don't want people to think you're a troon, whether or not you are, don't type like a redditor.
>inb4 reeeee magat i am a strong independent trans woman who will express herself the way I want!!!
okay then stop getting upset when you tell people you're trans and they call you trans, retard.

>>29077016
>>blind spots

>>29078800
I'm suing his parents for pain and suffering caused by a strain injury incurred when their gash dropping decided to play frogger outside, since it was such a nice day, and made me drop my bike on top of myself. Little shit better hope he's dead or he'll find himself looking down the barrel of generational debt.

>>29078902
Was this kid deaf? Serious question, he seems to only think to look right once his feet are on the tracks, and he can FEEL the train right behind him through his feet.

>>29079519
>>29079494
I can't see the motivation in lying about the status of the cat's health. If anything, the cat being killed by a wall appliance would probably make their parents release some sort of statement warning others of a particular lamp product with faulty grounding, or of non GFCI outlets.

>>29078645
Got me.

>>29077128
What's the full story here?

>>29079690
Women murder their infants all the fuckin time, it just gets labeled as "SIDS". Seriously, 99% of all of those cases of infants mysteriously dying are them being killed by their mothers

>>29077128
Should have unloaded his gun into him to prove he felt threatened.

>>29078322
Maybe we have the exact police force that we deserve for being a nigger mutt spic hellhole. Want nice cops? Go back to a 90 percent white america.

>>29078649
I don't even think we'd need police dogs if we had maintained pre 1900s demographics. I don't think we'd even need cops if we were 100% white

>>29077838
Does anyone have source for the aftermath

>>29077136
is there any story or what?

>>29079890
eh idk there will always be trailer trash drug addicts

Quasimodo

>>29079653
i think it's more likely you eat poorly

>>29079445
i don't think the cat was shocked, but the bulb couldve burned it pretty badly if it was the right type
>>29079494
nah i agree

>>29075619
motherfucking chainsaw seppoku

>>29078407
That's not his parent, that's his grandma.
*Never* entrust your kids to their grandparents, no matter how much you love them, no matter how much they ensure you they "can handle it, we handled (you)!".
They don't have a tenth of the vigilance and reflexes they used to have, and both are absolutely in keeping dumb kids from getting killed.
That 3yo would still be alive if the geriatric one still had the reflex to grab him as soon as he started sprinting toward the middle of the road. Instead she just fucking kept talking with the older one, and even when it was time to stop fucking thinking about your arthritis could only muster an absolutely abysmal walk speed.

>>29079909
notice how the kid was silent for a few seconds after the first impact
i didn't learn what it felt like to get the wind knocked out of you until i was like 11, and even then it scared the hell out of me

>>29079725
Trains are not as loud as people think, especially the more modern ones.
I used to work around rail tracks and when a train is travelling at around 60-90mph, you will only properly hear it about 1-2 seconds before it passes (or hits) you.
This is why so many videos of people getting hit by trains involves them crossing without looking and only noticing the train about a second before they are killed.
I would say look both ways, but the honest truth is don't go near rail lines.

>>29079725
>>29079969
i'm guessing that was one of the louder trains, possibly blaring a horn too
i think it's more likely that he misjudged the distance BECAUSE of how loud it was
he probably thought he could run past it in time, without actually looking to make sure

being in front of a train, it's easy to misjudge the depth/speed/distance
being off by like 3 seconds leads indians to their death

i live in a southern railroad town, we used to climb under the homeless people bridge which ran perpendicular over a railroad
it was fun down there

>>29077128
>>29079810
cop who gets paid a six figure salary isn't trained well enough to know about blood chokes and air chokes

asphyxiation takes several minutes to kill someone
strangulation takes less than 20 seconds
most martial arts use blood chokes since you can often knock someone unconscious in under 10 seconds
if you do it too long they fucking die though

>>29080031
me in like uhhh 5 minutes

>>29079955
>*Never* entrust your kids to their grandparents
Only be wealthy. Got it.

>>29080038
Travel well. See you on the other side.

>>29080064
i'm not going yet, actualy

>>29080037
damn
the older kid is a chad
i feel like most kids in that situation would panic or stare blankly with retard eyes
i would've panicked

>>29079725
I'm guessing he was walking by a push/pull locomotive in the push position (at the back of the train.) He probably could not hear anything over the sound of that locomotive. Should he have looked? Absolutely.

>>29078435
Why do they keep killing themselves?

>>29080098
:O

>>29077016
>BRUH
>BRUH
>BRUH
This video gets better every time I watch it.
Blacks really are like dogs; incapable of thinking about anything except their last meal and when the next one is coming.

>>29080145
if that were true then they couldn't be psyopped and form gangs and shit, dumbass
it's bad to underestimate these things

>>29080145
>>29077016

The son of a bitch.

>>29077016
Similar video.
Trucks are for blacks, what trains are for India

>>29080184
protect the back of your head, everyone

>>29077066
this one always freaks me out

>>29078118

>>29079653
>mud colored third worlder raping goats in the name of allah still cant go more than 24 hours without thinking about america

>>29079653
i also just realized you didn't read my fucking post
i said my shits are harder, not softer

>>29079939
>>29080295
me
>>29080285
not me

>>29080200
That's what is called a drowning machine. It forms at the bottom/lower level of any waterfall/way around. Called "machine" because that's pretty much their only function, drowning life. Wouldn't fare much better even if you breathed water

>>29080303
nice fucking URL at the bottom
https://files.catbox.moe/oyomtu.png
idk what the hell would've happened if i had clicked the banner with a PNG image of recaptcha
i fucking hate all of you brown motherfuckers so much

>>29080308
>That's what is called a drowning machine. It forms at the bottom/lower level of any waterfall/way around. Called "machine" because that's pretty much their only function, drowning life. Wouldn't fare much better even if you breathed water
damn..

>>29078870
>>29079073
Was that a Jaguar?

>>29079549
one of the few webms to change my life. Now i always look at the arriving trains in case i gotta jump over a flying body

>>29077016
So satisfying

>>29078487
Amerimutt please

>>29079519
That driver saw that the gate was left open and took it into his own authority to get it closed.

Based driver is based.

>>29078858
They should remake "Last Samurai" with chainsaws instead of swords. That would unironically be more original and entertaining than any other "remake" the major studios have come up with for the last 10 years.

does anyone else play these videos while doing like 3 other things at once, just to procrastinate or avoid thinking too much about your situation?
i feel like most people here are in their thirties or forties, but i'm only 21

i really thought my life was gonna be different than this

>>29077885
Yup, that's enough internet for today.

>>29080427
>but i'm only 21
Get rid of your internet devices right now. Throw them in the trash and never look back.

>>29078649
Thought experiment for you:
What if your mom aborted you so we wouldn't have to read your stupid shit?

>>29079659
Christian families, my cousin is retarded and it was a pain just being near her since you are expected to help clean her when she shits her self out of boredom/attention. At least she was not the worst of the worst, no autistic spats and "most" of the time she was chill.

I remember thinking growing up how much better everyones lives would be if they aborted her/gave her up for adoption.

>>29077864
>we're up all night til the sun
>we're up all night to give some
>we're up all night for good fun
>we're up all night for red butt cheeks

>>29080427
>avoid thinking too much about your situation?
i'm 33, what's your situation yo

>>29080046
its really something, the level of human carelessness from certain breeds of people.

>>29078645
I got you

>>29079397
Yes, but she was a little hurt by the accident so the parents decided to move her to an old farm across the country until she would fully recover :)

>>29079520
Fuck you, I'm now going to blow off both of my hands, just to spite you and your colleagues

>>29080359
the level of sheer determination to die here has to be commended.

>>29077924
>>29079899
Why don't you dumb niggers just look it up for yourself?
>tl;dr piece of shit got a fraction of what he deserved but some SJW lawyer will get him millions
https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/arizona-claim-police-dog-brutality-bite-degloving-face-injury-11324799
>The chase began on January 17, 2019, when Balli was driving a stolen Honda Civic westbound on West Myrtle Avenue and caught the attention of an Arizona DPS officer. According to a probable cause statement, the officer observed Balli stop in a crosswalk, prompting him to follow the suspect with his lights and siren activated.
>But Balli did not pull over, according to a police report. He sped up and made a turn before coming to a stop near the intersection of North 59th Avenue and West Northview Avenue. Then, Balli hopped out of the car and began to run.

>inb4 "hurrrrr durrrr look it up? what should I google? 'police dog bites mans face'?
Yes, that's literally what I typed.

>>29080359
that mom/aunt will think about how she only pattered after her boy for the rest of her life, just couldn't put the luggage down, just couldn't be assed to full tilt run.

half measures are where you learn regret and pain.

>>29079549
Lmao the guy on the bench does a sick flip tho

>>29077118
Eurocucks enjoying diversity

>>29079713
He had enough time to pull that kid back out.
Like the guy who did a barrel roll with a kid out of harms way. Anyone got that vid handy?

>>29080430
I didn't, I knew it was going to be shit,

I spent the entirety of my childhood being tormented by my bi-polar child molesting father and ignored by my apathetic mother, the beatings, the turn into being very giving with gifts (so he could fuck me) then taking the gifts away, into the beatings, the mind games, and worse of all the endless "boredom tortures" like staring at the wall, every day for 3 weeks because I left the trashcan lid up or some dumb shit.

then into the "both parents are dead and left me nothing, not even transportation" young adulthood and living in abject poverty, but at least free, to now, 38 come two days from now, and my life has been absolute slog, a misery. existence with no family, barely any friends, and just "work" endless "work".

I promise my life was worse than yours early and worse than yours now, so fucking cheer up bitch.

>>29080179
Man and the intangible concept of money.

>>29080046
Sad to say but the mother should have been holding the stroller the entire time.
Another good one... Never let toddlers stand next to the door in an elevator. When the door moves, the space is exactly big enough for those fingers.

>>29079567
I can not thank rekt threads enough, they probably did more for my safety education than all of school and gay osha training videos combined. They also made me much more appreciative of living in a first world country (for now it still is...) and also educated me on which groups of people I shall never relax around and to which places in the world I will never go to. They have also given me loads of laughter, which can never be a bad thing.
This is an ode to the eternal /rekt/ thread.

>>29080512
My mother would have dropped everything and put herself in danger no matter what the cost and snatched me up in a heartbeat. She was the greatest mom ever. I really do miss her.

>>29080308
>>29080200
the only way out is going to the bottom, your body flat on the floor so the water can't push you back into the current, and just crawl your way out lol.

>>29079810
he was caught fucking your fat, disgusting mom, and the cops found out and arrested him for being a disgusting deviant
or you could google what's in the filename

>>29080438
i probably should
>>29080482
nothing that bad
i have alot of crazy advantages and crazy disadvantages is the thing, it's just fucked
petty family stuff mainly, BPD mom and isolated family in a ghetto in a dead end town. my dad makes chatGPT youtube videos and sells software, around $50k per year for the three of us
i owe $900 to the nearest decent hospital which doesn't kill you, and my health has been deteriorating somewhat
i dropped out of HS

but also, grandparents bought this house for my dad
parents gave me a shitbox
the school i went to was a really nice charter (basically free) school, i met some decent people there, but i gotta reach out to them again
i dont know man

>>29079702
>killed for his ivory

>>29080572
you are so fucking original.

>>29079899

https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/arizona-claim-police-dog-brutality-bite-degloving-face-injury-11324799

>>29080524
ah ye
weirdly, the peak of my life was around 2016 when we were living in the woods & my parents were drugged out
my dad lived in an RV and i lived in an unfinished cabin on opposite sides of the same property
there were scorpions in there, but it was quiet
i used to play with the mormon kids nearby, then come back inside to play roblox and go to sleep
it was my idea to go to school both times, and my idea to drop out both times
>I spent the entirety of my childhood being tormented by my bi-polar child molesting father and ignored by my apathetic mother, the beatings, the turn into being very giving with gifts (so he could fuck me) then taking the gifts away, into the beatings, the mind games, and worse of all the endless "boredom tortures" like staring at the wall, every day for 3 weeks because I left the trashcan lid up or some dumb shit.
that is fucked
>then into the "both parents are dead and left me nothing, not even transportation" young adulthood and living in abject poverty, but at least free, to now, 38 come two days from now, and my life has been absolute slog, a misery. existence with no family, barely any friends, and just "work" endless "work".
i'm surprised you were able to make any friends, that is kinda reassuring
the first and only time i was under any real pressure was highschool, and i dropped out immediately
i think i'll eventually be forced by the world to work
>I promise my life was worse than yours early and worse than yours now, so fucking cheer up bitch.
i try to

>>29080524
kinda reminds me of the movie "i stand alone" as well
good luck

>>29080590
>and i lived in an unfinished cabin
with my mom*

>>29080031
I find his name so funny, I don't know why. We should honor him by incorporating his name as a synonyme for killing yourself.
>I don't know how much more I can take. I am seriously close to ronniemcnutting.

>>29080608
it is a funny fuckin name

>>29079659
The biggest mistake people make is to not hold them to the same standard as you would a dog at a minimum.
>>29080453
>you are expected to help clean her when she shits her self out of boredom/attention.
This, for example, should never happen. Even a normal kid will shit themselves if you don't teach them not to and punish them if they do it intentionally. If you can teach a fucking dog to not do something, then it's not unreasonable to expect the tard to be able to learn it.
Know what would have happened if every time his cousin shat herself they punished her? She'd stop doing it because it's not getting the desired reaction.

>>29080577
you are so fucking pathetically gay.

>>29080614
>This, for example, should never happen. Even a normal kid will shit themselves if you don't teach them not to and punish them if they do it intentionally. If you can teach a fucking dog to not do something, then it's not unreasonable to expect the tard to be able to learn it.
>Know what would have happened if every time his cousin shat herself they punished her? She'd stop doing it because it's not getting the desired reaction.
this is better than cleaning it up with no other response, but you should reward good behavior as much as you punish bad behavior
also there's different types of punishment

>>29080524
>my life has been absolute slog, a misery. existence with no family, barely any friends, and just "work" endless "work".
So you turned out normal, with a normal life, despite all that, good work.

>>29080577
It's mandatory that this gets posted as a reply by someone when this gif is posted, you stupid fucking newfag.

>>29080620
>also there's different types of punishment
Beat them and smear their face in it, then lock them in a small cage. Like you would with a dog. They'll stop doing it.

>>29080630
scary

>>29080634
>They'll stop doing it.
even if they do, you'll end up with 12 more retarded anxious behaviors to deal with
it's a dumb punishment for sand niggers who just want to take out their frustrations like children on their children

>>29080630
The punishment for harming a good samaritan should be execution.

>>29080646
>The punishment for harming a good samaritan should be execution.

>>29080646
perhaps

>>29080590
to put it simply its very hard to "make friends" as a kid because I was both highly advanced, and going through "that'.

so I was much more mature and dealing with much more "real" shit than all kids my age, and was scared shitless to squeal on him (though I did once to a degree but he managed to ice it completely out which only heightened my fear of him and reluctance to tell others)

its actually worse now as an adult, I went through 18 years of hell and now, as a grown man, no one would ever give a fuck, really, no one wants to hear men's problems, I didn't talk about it with people then, and I don't know (beyond randoms on the internet)

while I am a very resiliant, resourceful person, it still haunts me, and what always haunts me the most is me being complict with it at the time, as weird as that is, now it hardly matters, I'm just another working poor schmuck, there's no reward or relief from hardship.

>>29079567
the fact any jerkoff can go buy low-grade explosives and blow their hand off after knocking back a few beers is direct evidence that some people are too stupid to live and must be protected from killing themselves

>>29080638
You're the one with a retard cousin that shits herself, so I'm not sure you're in any position to tell retard wranglers how to wrangle their retards.
In fact, I'd say today's overly permissive culture is exactly why we have so many autistics, faggots, trannies and other retards who in better days would have rotted in an asylum where we wouldn't have to deal with their bullshit.

>>29080628
Hahahaha the cope of the century. My retarded brother, you are anything but "normal" if you, as an adult, do not have friends or family.

>>29080649
i'm guessing this wasn't premeditated, unlike those 2 girls in the other clip

the dude with the blanket probably just activated this violent schizophrenic fucks kill protocols when he disturbed the slumber

>>29080628
well, yes, however it isn't as a simple as that, stuff like that fucks you over hard, it makes any talent or opportunity I had in life 200% harder utilize, its very hard to describe, anyone who says mental anguish/suffering has no lasting impact has no idea what suffering is, I'd say despite my holding it together, I'm still just a hollow man, carved out by it.

>>29080649
>old liberal faggot gets what he deserves for helping a monkey, and probably still votes democrat
You make a good counter point, I withdraw my previous statement.

>>29080657
>You're the one with a retard cousin that shits herself
i'm not if you pay attention
>>29080653
it freaks me out how much i relate to all of that
i couldn't fucking stand being surrounded by smart well-adjusted kids, honestly
i was inoffensive and fit in well with them, but it felt like there was an invisible wall, & that they couldn't be relied on in any ways that mattered
i was desperate to form stronger bonds than the ones i had with my family, but i never could

>>29075624
where was he running to

>>29080630
anyone have a news story for this? All I found was some spic site that said it was a taser, but that looks like a stabbing

>>29080512
Not her fault she had a stupid kid.

>>29080658
>you are anything but "normal" if you, as an adult, do not have friends or family.
Sonny, I'm 94 years old, I've outlived pretty much everyone I ever knew, my kids died so long ago that your parents probably werent even born yet. My grandkids are all dead, their kids are all dead, though there are some distant relations still around. That's the sad reality of the world, a long life isn't as lucky as you might think. We all end up dead or alone.

>>29080664
the learned helplessness is fucked, man
>while I am a very resiliant, resourceful person
i still don't feel resilient or resourceful at all, it scares me
i waste everything and bide time
i need to get a job

>>29080657
Autists and gays aren't asylum worthy.

>>29080649
that old dude is retarded, if you want to drop the blanket drop it but don't tuck the nigger in, probably thought the old dude was a fag, which he was

>>29080686
autism can be very mild or extremely severe

>>29080686
Yes they are, and the world was a better place when they lobotomized both and left them drooling in a cell. Fags especially, since if you lock them up they can't molest kids (which is how fags procreate)

>>29080680
That's just the price worth paying or maybe you could just not have any kids.

>>29080686
>>29080689
if you mean "autist" in the conventional sense, which basically just means "socially awkward & developmentally stunted", then yeah i agree

>>29079724
Was that one of the Bishop models?

>>29080687
>probably thought the old dude was a fag, which he was
Exactly. The old faggot was just chasing that BBC

>>29080689
I am mildly autistic.

>>29080691
that's my point you stupid fucking jiggaboo, we all end up alone either way.

>>29080690
>which is how fags procreate
Incorrect, homosexuality and pedophile are different things.

>>29080511

Useless piece of shit info rajesh, Thanks for nothing You can contribute by uploading your suicide video, dumb retard.

>>29080680
>94 years old
What are you posting this with, a typewriter?

>>29079721
see
>>29078870

>>29080653
>it still haunts me, and what always haunts me the most is me being complict with it at the time
that shit as well

>>29076328
and he's using a Husqvarna

>>29078396
>Australia
>mutt
Close enough.

>>29078538
message by fire travels slow sending aid now

>>29080571
im 29. if you want your life to be better, you gotta go make it better. and never be afraid to take whatever help you can get in this fucked up world. can't take your pride with you to the grave

>>29080762
motherfucking wii bowling sound effect

>>29080649
>Be black
>Also homeless
>Deal with niggers try to rob your shit day and night, especially at night
>Develop the instinct to attack, loot and flee
>hobo code of survival
>Fag creeps on you while sleeping
>Instict kicks in
>"fuck this thieving nigga getting the jump on me"
>Get called a nigger anyways

FFS

>>29080740
Mf fell for the meme about glocks being better for russian roulette, since you have a 1 in 9 odds.

>>29077016
I dont get why they were mad at the trucker, I would drive off too if there was an angry crowd surrounding me. If you arent like nelly fertado you deserve to be under the tires.

>>29080772
i just dont know what to do
its good advice

>>29080779
old ass colonizer was tryna hit my nigguh wit da smallpox blanket, but homie was on point

>>29080659
someone pointed out that the nig in question had been released from jail for violent offences multiple times. He apparently got kicked out of any help centers (for violence), couldn't get a job, wasn't allowed in any stores or restaurants and couldn't even get a meal in prison or jail because of lefty judges. This dude soft-locked his real life.

>>29077136
LOL looks like dog training gone wrong. There isnt a command to bite at the face like that, although if this is florida who knows.

>>29077136
and to be fair they always warn about sending the dog unless you've already ran further than audible command distance.

>>29080680
lol and people will fall for this larp

>>29078442

I do. THANKS!

>>29077882
Thank you I was hoping someone noticed that too lol

>>29080816
the bite training for dogs is bullshit, I've never seen a police dog show restraint when biting or continue obeying commands once it's been sicced

>>29078118
extra pain

>>29077885
You are hereby awarded the "I did what you asked and still fucked up because this is 4chan" Medal

>>29080200
I got caught in one of these seemingly out of nowhere long after the white water portion of a river. The surface was nearly mirror smooth and i just started tumbling underwater and couldn't identify up from down. Some old fat guy pulled me out of the water while shouting something about going to his bar or fruit stand we couldn't really tell. I don't even remember feeling or seeing the bottom. in my mind it was just void

>>29080804
No, no, that's -indians- Anon. He was afraid he was gonna get a shackle to labor on his jew plantation like dude's ancestors did, kek.

>29080809
Some people do need to be locked up, and even then that doesn't chill them. Remember Fleece Johnson, "Booty Warrior"? Gay as he was (is?), there was a very good reason he got manbooty ala carte, and that was because he was an absolute fucking Wolverine inside prison. Guards were scared shitless of dealing with his erratic ass, guess they eventually reached some agreements for the fucker to calm down. Faggotry, eh? He's been free for a few years now, as well.

>>29080840
They're dogs they don't speak english or any human language. well trained dogs will do roughly 80% of what you say and 20% whatever they want.

>>29079567
>>29080550
I will second you. I was originally drawn to rekt videos out of curiosity and entertainment but I have surprisingly learned alot of physics in the process. Of course half are chance circumstances but there are a lot that would definitely and maybe have unknowingly given me a upper hand in pre meditated situations that my brain acted on in a split decision instance without me knowing.

>>29079776
nothing is more dangerous to a child than a single mom

>>29080809
>This dude soft-locked his real life.
scary as hell when you put it that way

>>29079776
looks like the kid tried to run across & the mom tried to stop him

>>29080674
People have an instinct to run from fire. He wasnt running to anything lol. Thats why stop drop and roll was made. To not let you instinct take control and fuel the flames by feeding it more oxygen by briskly running and unfortunately resupplying the oxygen every foot you travel

>>29080776
lol not quite but I get it

>>29080779
thats what fentanyl is for. make sure you let every crappy human being at the exits of highways know about it please

>>29080895
it's interesting they go for the feet
it makes sense for causing pain, but i only see africans and very occasionally like cambodians doing that

>>29078118
sometimes cartel will collect the ears or tongue or eyes whatever to send to the family along side the video so they're too scared to do anything about it.

>>29080840
>>29080855
They are animals. And the breeds they use are particularly useful. Trainable, nimble, fast, and aggressive in the short hand. There is a beast that can come from those types of dogs that is fucking huge and as gentle as a giant

>>29077141
fun fact: occasionally some of the little antifa and blm faggots are literally paid agitators. Usually european professional rioters. When the riots start you see an influx of serbs or people from places like the netherlands flying to the US so they can get paid. I know this because they're being actively tracked for free helicopter rides when the time comes.

>>29080937
>Usually european professional rioters. When the riots start you see an influx of serbs or people from places like the netherlands flying to the US so they can get paid.
woah
>I know this because they're being actively tracked for free helicopter rides when the time comes.
?

>>29077136
In the full video they were telling him to move his hands out so they could see and he kept pretending he didn't understand. They had been chasing him for about an hour and he had already evaded arrest once before. If i remember this guy he was talking like a big nig thug with sagging pants until he got his face bitten off then he suddenly became a proper gentleman speaking clearly from that point on.

as someone pointed out the cops will turn to using the K-9 as a last resort

>>29080945
big corporations lose millions or billions when they burn down the wrong buildings or cause the wrong kind of attention. This gets noticed by the same people who hired them in the first place. France during their seemingly yearly tumult is an example of the paid rioters under strict controls. The US is an example of them failing to do their jobs right.

They're also a "loose end" and the smart ones know it and make themselves scarce. The dumb ones think they're anonymous.

>>29079690
Why are they beating up the special needs kid?

>>29079131
>jews
>learn
Humanity would've already been space-age prosperous if they did.

>>29080937
>Heli-Imported Premium European Rioters

9/10, can't wait for Pinochet's Heli Tours to open a branch here in 'Merica

>>29080970
i hope he had his teeth clenched when they hit the urinal, otherwise his tongue might be bleeding profusely

>>29080972
this webm is the best

>>29080996
this would be cool but he punches the way skinny black highschool students do, swinging his arms like they're swords & fucking crabwalking

>>29080996
this is what happens when you are incapable of causing mass tragedy in thirdeyed countries.

>>29077066
I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy, super fucked.

>>29080972
The funny thing is it will likely be one of their own tossing them from the whirly bird. because as the old saying goes "there is totally honor and loyalty among thieves and backstabbers". I can only imagine the conversations theyll have when they're eventually reunified in the deepest circle of hell.

>>29080963
Please start taking your meds again, I'm begging you...

>>29081048
it seems plausible, but he hasn't linked anything or explained how to learn more, or how he figured it out in the first place

>>29080285
It seems Israel worshipping golem and dog phuckers cannot go more than an hour without thinking about muzzies and goats

>>29077113
sawmurai, jesus you people can't get anything right

>>29081053
No real need to link anything. There's been news reports about it though they didn't realize they were identifying what they had been. A quick example is when trump said "they're flying here with soup cans and throwing them" or some such nonsense. It's incoherent or innocuous until you think about why he mention flights. You can also see an increase in hotel bookings or air bnb for international guests. They aren't strictly running in the US either. If you look at any western nation that experienced riots some of them were present.

There's a slew of groups that benefit from the riots. cops in those areas get more pay and OT. news gets its bloodletting to broadcast and all "sides" think they're making progress. Meanwhile the paid agitators aren't shitting where they eat and some other companies are snatching up burned up companies sold by banks for long bankrupt insurance companies.

like smedley butler said "war is a racket"

>>29081078
It seems third world shitskins can't go more than an hour without thinking about Jews and fucking dogs.

>>29078800
>Girl runs away screaming and Boy run towards victim to help
Holes really are genetically wired to be useless screamers in stressful situations

>>29081110
is there a problem with that, though?
isn't that how it should be?

>>29079653
>>29080285
>>29081078
>>29081093
i just wanted to ask if my shit was normal, you people are fucking useless

>>29080704
>Incorrect
Hardcore cope, most fags are molested.

>>29079692
It was just a glancing blow

>>29081155
There's literally charts that depict feces consistency and their associated medical reasons anon just google it. What you describes either means you aren't drinking enough water or are eating too much fiber but otherwise healthy.

>>29081040
Most definitely.
>"Did you use to believe in this place"
>...nope.
>"Me neither....Soo...where... are we n--
>OK, LOOK, I GET IT!

>>29081166
ended up in fucking detroit

>>29081178
sparklers yay im in the mood for more booms

>>29075624
Nigga must have been oily as fuck.

>>29077838
What's he saying?
He *something* me, can't make it out

>>29081224
"oh he aint fuckin around"
"oh... someones ready to play"
"sup buddy"
"grunting, smacking, punisher gronking"
"what did jews just do"
"what the fuck did chew just mountain dew"
"whu did yew eat some cashews"
"he bullied me!"

>>29081224
he said he bullied him

>>29081234
fuck this dude wtf I i had just refreshed before posting >>29081235

>>29081239
probably some automod shit. i've posted some replies only to see them disappear for a few minutes and come back later.

>>29075603
>CALL THE POE LEASE
lmfao

>>29079494
I only enjoy rekt if it's a learning experience (look out for this sort of scenario) or an idiot (don't do this), animals don't know any better and cartel gore is just "don't travel"
Obviously there's probably more to it than that but in general the videos showing an unexpected or "yeah but it won't happen to me" type of situation and really driving home how fucking horrible it can be are the ones I find myself watching the most. Watching an animal get hurt or killed doesn't offer any life lessons or make me feel smarter than the victim, it's just a living creature suffering with no upside.

>>29081164
ty..

>>29081246
like a bot?

>>29081228
holy hell
i like how his first instinct was to walk around instead of turning the valve in the other direction

>>29081288
No i think however the boards used to update to show posts real time was changed maybe to stop spamming or something. Now your posts get held temporarily and checked for malicious "whatever" then post a few moments later.

>>29077136
>DO NOT MOVE
what a retard lmao, I hope cops as much as I hate niggers

>>29080679
Nah, all toddlers are stupid and reckless and will do shit like this. You need to be physically in control of them at all times in dangerous situations. Really, it's what she gets for being a fat, slow, careless bitch. One of the reasons you need to be at least reasonably physically fit, even in the modern world.

>>29081300
Yeah that checks out. I mean I've never seen a post thats gone through take more than maybe 5-10 seconds but I have felt like they are pickled in a field of cucumbers.

>>29081318
>I hope cops
god i'm getting more and more retarded, surrounded by this shit, instead of where i need to be

>>29080551
i am glad for you anon

>>29079396
>retard babble
Hey retard, die.

>>29081323
its not nice to make fun of someone that isnt the same color as you.

>>29081323
>instead of where i need to be
On some sort of registry?

>>29081321
you're right, but i think she was reasonably fit

>>29081334
idk at this point
i'll probably get ass raped and get my teeth kicked in at some point soon though, don't worry

I need more lamp grease please. My bulb is rickety.

>>29081343
At least someone gets to have a good time. Little things anon.

>>29080033
Wrong. Stop talking.

>>29079653
>amerigolem eating shit
>being third world subhuman who's food causes hundreds of thousands to die from dysentery
You deserve extermination.

>>29079651
This very situation happened during the Haitian "liberation". The Haitians slaughtered EVERY White on the island even the ones who helped them, with the exception of the Polish mercenaries they hired and the Germans who were too armed to kill.

>>29081356
Yeah I read with my ears retard.

>>29077864
Could you imagine how low crime would be if blacks and spics were beaten like this for offenses rather than jailed or arrested?

>>29081374
It's happened in almost every rebellion in human history. You'd be stupid to leave the men who just showed how capable they were at overthrowing an organization alive.

train a dog to kill and you'll have to put the dog down when the killing is done. It doesn't become a house pet.

>>29080923
Two fold, the feet are very susceptible to pain and people can't run that far if their feet and legs are shattered.

>>29080972
>Pinochet
I see a hybrid between Pinochet, Franco, and old fashioned American justice for dealing with leftists in the United States. A hallmark of Americans is the willingness to take matters into their own hands if the authorities are not willing to. You'll see a hybrid of mass extermination efforts, political repression, and vigilante efforts which magnifies the efforts of the state.

If the state cannot gain permission to deal with leftists then normal citizens empowered by the Second Amendment will, and the resulting fear will drive all leftists out of the country or correct their thinking. It's one thing to fear uniformed enforcement, but they have regulations and paperwork to complete before they can act. A citizen? All they have to do is overhear a söy filled temper tantrum before they will end your activism with a 10mm to the head.

The United States is uniquely able to destroy leftism forever, it's power, resource independence, isolation, and armed population can strangle that ideology completely.

>>29081382
Hey dumbfuck, braindeath takes minutes without BO2 to the brain, a "blood choke" properly delivered takes about 5 to 8 seconds to render one unconscious. To cause death you would have to hold that choke for 5-8 minutes.

>>29081392
>believes this
Odd how this didn't happen during popular revolution and only happened because of outside influence....

>>29079567
Truth

>>29079702
100% that kid is Brazillian.

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.

>>29081469
didn't know that
>a "blood choke" properly delivered takes about 5 to 8 seconds to render one unconscious. To cause death you would have to hold that choke for 5-8 minutes.
what does that have to do with this
>Hey dumbfuck, braindeath takes minutes without BO2 to the brain
?

i still don't get why it takes less than 10 seconds to render unconscious but 5-8 minutes for death

sorry, i probably didn't add enough niggerdick babyrape muslim stab baby russians monke tranny talk & be adversarial enough to get a response
in the past people would atleast call me a fucking redditor but now even that's too much, you just get ignored if you don't engage in that stuff