Asian Massage Thread - /gif/ (#29097335) [Archived: 782 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:23:34 PM No.29097335
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Any stories or anecdotes? I might visit Thailand or Japan in the future and will likely go to a Parlor or Pinsaro, any advice?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:59:36 PM No.29097467
Never got one personally, but I ended up in Guam temporarily with the military and we went for massages. I thought for sure it was a rub and tug joint. I was sitting in the waiting room when I saw a male guest leave, and 10 seconds later a woman walked out with a white line down her shirt. So I left.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:11:14 PM No.29097499
>>29097335 (OP)
I went to a massage parlor i didn't do it but they did offer to give me a handjob I was kinda surprised because it was such a super normal looking place in a fairly good neighborhood too, its kinda funny because while I was getting my massage there was a bunch of girls calling to make reservations I wonder if they know the place did that kinda stuff
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:15:23 PM No.29097525
I visit thailand and is paradise. Im pretty sure i fucked with ladies that says they have 18-20 yold and when they get naked , you can clearly see that they re 12-16. You will love the country so much that you will return the next year until you get married
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:30:57 PM No.29097582
>>29097335 (OP)
I haven't done it much but I started going recently and my one piece of advice is try not to get hooked on it lmao

First time I went, I was super nervous and the woman doing my massage was a bit older and not really my type so I thought I was gonna pass on it. But as soon as I flipped over she started talking extras, I got rock hard and all it took from there was one compliment about my dick and my wallet was open. It felt great but I definitely regretted it afterwards. Problem is the next time horniness clouded my judgement, I was booking at another place to try it out. When the girl I got there was hot, I knew it was over for me.

So yeah, just know going into this you're likely to pick up an expensive habit.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:42:37 PM No.29097615
>>29097525
Bro what the fuck, why would you wanna have sex with a 12 year old?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:42:46 PM No.29097617
>>29097525
get help
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:44:47 PM No.29097628
>>29097525
kys pedo
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:54:36 PM No.29097662
Handjobs have to be the most pointless sex acts. I Have my own hands thank you very much. Either throat my dick or fuck off
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:59:33 PM No.29097681
>>29097582
Knowing my luck. If never tried this would be the time the place gets raided by the police.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:03:15 PM No.29097694
>>29097335 (OP)

negro u need to shave, what the fuck. No woman will ever love you with that much body hair.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:07:32 PM No.29097719
>>29097525
pedos are getting really brazen lately
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:27:58 PM No.29097849
>>29097681
True but counterpoint to that is its really hot to have someone praising your cock whilst getting milked, no strings attached, whenever you want.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:41:49 PM No.29097930
ive been to quite a few in Canada, always a great time. ask me anything
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:42:31 PM No.29097934
>>29097930
What draws you to it? What's it like totally exposing yourself to a clothed stranger?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:43:38 PM No.29097939
>>29097930
Is it awkward to initiate the play for more erotic massage or do they almost welcome it for extra payment?
How do YOU do it ?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:44:56 PM No.29097948
Less talking more massage parlor videos
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:46:21 PM No.29097953
>>29097934
I don't "expose" myself, usually they ask you to take everything off

>>29097939
I've never had to ask, they always initiate it before the flip my rubbing my balls
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:49:03 PM No.29097968
>>29097948
I guess they are scarce.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:49:25 PM No.29097970
I did it a bunch in my late 20s, stopped now that it's being cracked down on more (it's technically illegal where I'm from, but very loosely enforced). It was interesting to see the regional differences in pricing, girls, amenities, "menu", etc. Would definitely try it again, but I'm just fat and lazy and would want to get in better shape beforehand (not that it really matters)
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:52:21 PM No.29097980
>>29097970
It does matter
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:53:21 PM No.29097989
>>29097953
Not what i was expecting to hear. Not very informative.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:54:36 PM No.29097996
>>29097980
these girls rub down old dudes who look like corpses, I don't think a little belly fat is gonna make them run from the room screaming
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:58:39 PM No.29098021
quick tip, if a massage place offers a "table shower", they 100% do happy endings. Make sure to shower and clean yourself before you go in btw, even if you go for a table shower, they'll thank you and you're more likely to get extra attention during the ts
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:06:21 PM No.29098053
>24 posts
>1 image
fuck off to reddit if you guys like text posts so much
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:11:37 PM No.29098073
>>29097953
Yeah I know I don't mean expose in a flashing pervy way. Just like, what's it feel like to be fully nude in such an odd scenario. Is it a turn on?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:18:27 PM No.29098112
>>29098053
read the OP dipshit, he didn't ask for images, he asked for posts
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:19:49 PM No.29098121
>>29098112
>come to imageboard
>ask for posts
fuck off to reddit
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:20:34 PM No.29098126
>>29098121
>Any stories or anecdotes? I might visit Thailand or Japan in the future and will likely go to a Parlor or Pinsaro, any advice?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:23:58 PM No.29098147
>>29097335 (OP)
I typed massage parlors on google maps and found a bunch of places around me. Drove to two or three of them and called one but was too scared to go in. The reviews all said it seemed shady and one even said the girls treat you well so they were probably what I was looking for
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:26:27 PM No.29098159
>>29098147
These days most of the Chink parlors are CCTV wired into Beijing, so it's good you're scared to go in. I've been brazen in several parlors around the place and I'm 100% convinced I'm on file. Too many coincidences on dating sites and subsequent hook ups.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:28:14 PM No.29098169
>>29098159
You're saying that going to a massage parlor got you more pussy? I might go for it if that's the case kek
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:40:44 PM No.29098244
>>29097335 (OP)
I've been to three different spots in two different states. Works the same say everytime, at least for me.
>Yes one hour please
>"ill pay card, I tip in cash" (or full cash. Also make sure to stick the 50 bucks out of the wallet so they can see)
>get to room
>full nude
>tip right then, half and half, show the cash again at the very least
>thats it
Work everytime. Last time the bitch remembered me and layed down on my stomach while I diddled the bits over the clothes. Next time I'm going to get her nude. Just be nice to them, yes ma'am, thank you. Its a business transaction, nothing more. I also shave my pubes to smooth, and my ass but I like my ass hole to be diddled a bit. Which they do.

>do what I said above
>"yes flip over"
>starts jerking me off
>bust in under a minute, barely hard
>she stops and holds back a smile
>"oh first time?"
>we are both laughing out loud
>"at least you didn't have to work that hard"
>laugh more
Its was hilarious.

One time the chick kept staring into my eyes, I think she liked the sort of torture of it all while she tweaked my nipples. She would grab my Johnson and let go, I'd make a whimper, and she got visibly excited. I started diddling her bits over the leggings and she leans over and we are kind of like hugging while I kiss her neck and she does the same? She starts moaning in my ear and I just busted right there. Same girl the next time, flip over, she starts fucking with my ass hole a bit. I grab her hand and put it to it and she says "in?" "Yes. Take it slow." And I got my ass fingered. This shit is easy man, you feel dirty after it though.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:51:43 PM No.29098299
I'm all for posts on these topics but don't fucking come to the /gif/ for text only posts. you didn't even hit three images. what the fuck.

post 3 faggot.
>>29097335 (OP)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:56:04 PM No.29098316
>>29097335 (OP)
Why are you not posting 3?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:58:14 PM No.29098324
>>29097335 (OP)
I need to find one in Central Maryland or South Central Pennsylvania. I don't know how to go about finding one.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:14:15 PM No.29098378
>>29098169
lol I guess. I'm convinced the Chink girl I linked up with on a dating site a few weeks after the parlor was a spy.