>>29113483 (OP)I am not even going to look at this thread because I am afraid.
But it reminds me of a Marquis deSade quote which I'll probably get wrong since I can't find it:
'Some say that it is best that the fuckee voids their bowels before they are embuggared, but I say nay: to the contrary it is best that they have the most imperious desire to shit that the thrust may produce the most plentiful farts and dribbles.'