YLYL, Rekt, or whatever you like. Just so long as it involves a Tree somehow.

>>29180334
best in thread

I'd like to get an audio version of this clip if anyone has it. Hopefully in better video quality too if possible. Or if anyone has a link to the source that would be great.

I'm kinda stretching the definition of "tree" here by including cactus, but its close enough so why not?

>>29180305 (OP)
What a bunch of retards, the other cut was unnecessary. But if is a tree that big you need to start cutting up right? Branches and the top of the tree.

So basically everything from last week's arboreal rekt thread?

>>29180313
good thing he wore his helmet

>>29180336
leled

>>29180305 (OP)
tree enacting its final revenge

Bump

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>>29180368
I love online prostitutes

>>29180440
you need ropes to pull it, otherwise there's no way to correctly cut down a tree that is that large and leaning the other way.

>>29180440
>>29183056
And why did they want to cut down a 200+ years old tree, such thing should be protected.

>>29180305 (OP)
Im not a pro tree cutter or whatever, but as soon as I saw them cutting the other side, I said oh no you're doing it wrong

>>29180368
I think baggier clothes with pockets would be more useful in this situation.

>>29180368
The best one is where she makes a "shelter" out of about 200 metres of clear plastic.

>>29183430
Is her boyfriend just sitting watching this shit behind the camera? What's her channel?

>>29183070
Soulless NPCs will cut down trees for stupid reasons.
>My lazy ass mow around it.
>It blocks my view.
>Birds are shitting from it.
>I don't like raking the leaves.

>>29180305 (OP)
I made this like 5 years ago and IDK if I ever posted it

>>29180368
WOW!
Impressive that a grown woman is doing about as much work that a 13 year old boy can do.

>>29180313
Imagine dying in such a gay position. I'd kill myself.

>>29183070
Trees do die. Even if it looks like it's healthy and have green leaves etc, it doesn't mean that the actual trunk is safe anymore. Most of the deciduous trees have only about 60 - 200 years before they're rot and then they're extremely dangerous. That's why its' much more safer to cut them before they become time bombs.

Another thing is that even though "fat trunk" may seem that it's tough and have stand there hundreds of years, most of time time it isn't. You can't tell based on the fatness of the trunk if it's old or young. I'm quite sure that that tree isn't nowhere near 200 old, more likely 60 - 100 years old. Often the old trees do look like they're struggling and that's why no one had bother to cut them because the value would be too low and they've left to seed new trees.

If the ground has lots of nutrients, and water, the trunk and branches tends to get fat, but the core is also mushy and can't be used to anything useful. Pine tree is famous of that. If you're living in an area where pine trees grow, you can see that the trees that doesn't have branches on the middle trunk, are healthy and good timber, but, if you see, often in living areas (where people have build their houses near or even on the fields) the pine tree may have fat branches growing from the low trunk and they look more like deciduous trees than coniferous trees.

If that tree would had lived in low nutrient, low water area, it would be much more thin, but it would also be extremely tough and best building material there can be.

Today mushiness is the problem with the trees, because they can't stand the forces, like weight, wind etc when building houses. But of course there must be a compromises because, you can't raise them on the swamps either, because then even though you can plant them, only your childrens children can enjoy the money when they cut them.

Best thread on /gif/ right now.

>>29180341
LOL LMAO

>>29180305 (OP)
The technique will work with straight and well balanced conifers but inappropriate for anything else

https://youtu.be/UYrNXVdZq7Y?feature=shared

>>29180309
How is he so calm? I would have absolutely panicked and done some tarzan shit before falling to my death.

>>29183757
all the stinging bees are girls. you are a giant pussy if you are scared of a bunch of girls.

>>29180305 (OP)
They're doing it rong.
>no facing the opposite side
>no plunge cut on opposite side
>no guy lines
Hope the arborists have good insurance.
>>29183740
Depends on exacts. The method we used when I was young worked on wonky hardwoods, y-ed out white pine and straight pine or spruce.
>apologies I like tree-rekt webms

>>29183757
He was a man about it and understood that falling was a greater danger than the bees were, so he ate the pain long enough to safely get down and not die. Probably went straight to the ER.

>>29180341
Must is a helluva a drug. Look how pissed he is. Someone get him some elephantussy, stat!

>>29183780
Lol they didn't have any. Iirc they were offered 1200 dollars (perhaps canadian) to drop the tree.

I hope the homeowner had insurance

>>29180336
ACK

>>29180368
this one made me leave the thread

>>29180368
>chuck taylors
>ax
>thot
Wut could possibly go rong?

>>29183848
Insurance company would had laughed if they would had ask any money from them.

Job like that is to be made by professionals, who have insurances for situations like these. Owner, just asking some idiots to do it won't even get a bag of shit from the insurance company.

>>29180381
I don't think the red mist cloud was radiator fluid... (-)_(-)

>>29180371
Fyrakk ?

>>29184111
Not enough IMHO

>>29180305 (OP)
Sucks to suck

>>29183848
He did not had insurance and his only hope is the insurance of the company of the guys who cut the tree, so good luck to him.

>>29184238
>speaking French
>cursing in English
>then talk again in French with English words
Those French Canadians.

>>29183848
>Lol they didn't have any. Iirc they were offered 1200 dollars (perhaps canadian) to drop the tree.
>I hope the homeowner had insurance
That's absolutely precious. $1200 Loonies to destroy someone's house? I'd do it for $800.

>>29184810
must be. i'm from s louisiana and can confirm they are not cajun.

>>29180323
great tits

>>29180331
they should be using that saw on her leg, cause that fucker is done for

Y0GAR

>>29183600
thank you anon im gonna jack off to this in an hour

>>29183757
These guys have got stung many times before. It's mainly the pain and some swelling after a while, but it isn't that dangerous. Your body reaction it quite amazing when body has learned to adapt to the venom. One could say that he did the mistake of dropping down the smoke, but I doubt it to be a mistake. He must've got used to the stings and the wasps aren't even the ones that are in the nest. Those wasps have been around him ready to get to the job. Wasps are amazing animals in that regard that they will remember you, in good and in bad. Hornets are even worse. While wasps just want to defend their nest, hornets will try to seek and destroy you. Those one who are in the nest, won't remember him, but those ones that were around the area, will remember him and he can't really get away from them. That's why most nest keepers will get stings after the work is done and they're taking their clothes off and the spotters decide to take their revenge. What wasps really hate is the carbon dioxide in your breath. That's why you should keep your calm when you're getting stung, because your carbon dioxide will attract even more to attack you, all the while the pheromones from the stinger will also mark your path. Pheronomes aren't bad, because there were no one going to tell the rest of the nest that it's you. Pheronomes are only bad if you're getting stung from some lonely wasp, and you're in the flower fields, because then wasps will get curious and get closer to you, and attack. That's why it's important to get the stinger off as quickly as possible.

So, if you're just walking away while taking the stings, they eventually had to stop, because there's no more stingers with them. Then get to the hospital as fast as you can if that's your first time.

>>29183069
Damn, that girl is strong,

>>29180368
i fucking hate women

>>29180368
mami

>>29185484
I see that you've got the word "tree" in your filename but I'm not seeing any tree in the video.

>>29185521
the branch was part of a tree, dont overthink it, dummy

>>29180368
Is this supposed to be hot? Sure I'd fuck the hell out of this chick given the chance, but there is much better soft core porn out there.

>>29180323
looks super fake to me

>>29180360
cats are so cool

>>29183600
She seems so pure. Must be like 40 by now, right? I bet shes still crazy hot.

>>29184511
If I hadn't seen this before today I'd never believe that it wasnt AI generated. It's sad that we will only doubt more and more of what we see from here on out.

wtf system thinks my post is spam, fuck this shit.

>>29185414
kys incel

>>29180403
wow

>>29184511
Surgical and wholesome

>>29185560
Kek

>>29184667
If some amateurs drop a tree on your house that's usually a you problem, not a them problem

>>29184238
why were they recording?

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>>29180348
TREES IS RACIST SAAR MASTER ISRAEL PLEASE REMOVE TREES FROM INDIA

>>29180313
Lived like a dick
Died like a dick

>>29183600
>ywn fuck May in the back yard and grind splinters and dirt into her knees and hands

Just kill me know

>>29184238
Lightning is such a beautiful weapon

>>29185484
Is the guy a tree?

No you blind faggot, he's holding a tree branch

>>29180305 (OP)
I cut a 40 foot tree down that was located right next to my house so I consider myself something of a lumberjack. You make a wedge on one side, and then you do a straight cut on the other and hammer in wedges and push the fucking tree in the direction you want it to fall (at least thats what I did). Also I did what one of you guys commented, I cute the fucking branches off and cut maybe 10 feet from the top before I started (climbed that fucker and started sawing like I was tarzan, so maybe not the safest technique).

Thank you for attending my tedtalk

>>29184238
lightning is so based imagine you are a fucking caveman and you see that shit it would be like damn bro

>>29184511
my dick is so hard watching that well done gentlemen

>>29180368
shit like this is why i block every female outdoors channel
the overwhelming majority of them do this and i'm just trying to relax before bed

>>29183675
i didnt expect coming to /gif/ would teach me anything today

>>29180309
If it's that high up why even fuck with it?
Genuinely curious

>>29180305 (OP)
Serves them right for removing a big beautiful tree like that. Fuck em. Hope the insurance company gave them the finger.

>>29186099
To see the lightning hit the tree.

>>29180364
They had a perfect opportunity to fuck that thing and they blew it.

>>29180368
kazakhstan

>>29180305 (OP)
Hope he is insured!

>>29180305 (OP)
100% deserved. Cutting down old trees boils my blood

>>29183600
I wish I was that tree.

>>29185484
the fuck did he just try to rob a store with a tree branch lmao
fucking treemen

>>29180305 (OP)
lol. im a logger/arborist. as soon as i saw this tree i knew where would this tree go. unable to judge where is the weight of it, THAT BIG and near a house, those can't be professional. no helmet no nothing, a bunch of retard. don't fuck with trees. they are wildly dangerous if you don't know how to handle it

>>29183620
Does it not occur to you that you're supposed to be watching her ass jiggling, not the "work" she's only doing to make her ass jiggle?

Bump

>>29185192
It's hollow driftwood dude.

>>29188138
Why do you think it attacked them.

Bump

>>29184511
god bless people who know what the fuck they're doing