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Anonymous No.17782732 [Report] >>17782861 >>17782930 >>17784957
How many milkshakes may a man have before he is sinning?
Suicide and self mutilation are both against the will of God.
And eating too many sweets obviously hurts your body and shortens your lifespan.
Anonymous No.17782743 [Report] >>17783242
God gave me type 1 diabetes so pretty much any carb I eat is God giving me a massive middle finger so fuck him
Anonymous No.17782782 [Report] >>17782840
christcuck schizo babble
>uhm sweetie actually the reason you need to take care of yourself and not eat shit is not self-care or self-love but because there is a magical jew man in the sky that will throw you in eternal burning magic lava if you do these certain oddly specific things
Anonymous No.17782840 [Report] >>17783385
>>17782782
I'm sorry about your dad
Anonymous No.17782861 [Report] >>17782930 >>17783216
>>17782732 (OP)
Does the milkshake contain mixed fabrics and/or shellfish?
Anonymous No.17782930 [Report] >>17782952
>>17782732 (OP)
As many as your body can take before it becomes noisome to you.
>>17782861
Bizarrely enough it could have trace bits of shellfish.
Anonymous No.17782952 [Report]
>>17782930
>Bizarrely enough it could have trace bits of shellfish.
Then you can't have it
Anonymous No.17783216 [Report] >>17783221
>>17782861
2010 New Age Atheistlib Gigaslop Propaganda. I’ll shove a shellfish up your ass and make you eat a mixed fabric nigga. We aren’t Jews
Anonymous No.17783221 [Report] >>17783231 >>17783247
>>17783216
Jesus said to ollow the law of moses; don't like it? Then you aren't christian
Anonymous No.17783231 [Report] >>17783238
>>17783221
>Then you aren't christian
fine
Anonymous No.17783238 [Report] >>17783239
>>17783231
Good, salvation is only for the people of christ
Anonymous No.17783239 [Report]
>>17783238
fine, so do hell
Anonymous No.17783242 [Report]
>>17782743
Based God teaching (you) a lesson
gluttony is a sin
Anonymous No.17783247 [Report] >>17783281
>>17783221
>Jesus said
Wrong! Read John 8:44
Anonymous No.17783281 [Report] >>17783295
>>17783247
That verse has nothing to do with he law, try again
>The scribes and the Pharisees sit on Moses’s seat; 3 therefore, do whatever they teach you and follow it

>For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth pass away, not one letter, not one stroke of a letter, will pass from the law until all is accomplished.

>For I tell you, unless your righteousness exceeds that of the scribes and Pharisees, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.

Follow the law or the Kingdom will reject you like youre reject christ
Anonymous No.17783295 [Report] >>17783301
>>17783281
>unless your righteousness exceeds that of the scribes and Pharisees
He called them the sons of satan in John 8:44
try again chaim
Anonymous No.17783301 [Report] >>17783309
>>17783295
>>The scribes and the Pharisees sit on Moses’s seat; 3 therefore, do whatever they teach you and follow it

Nice job ignoring this part; lying is a sin
Anonymous No.17783309 [Report] >>17783320
>>17783301
>accuses me of lying
>while lying himself
How he recoils, how injured he is
Anonymous No.17783320 [Report] >>17783335
>>17783309
>completely ignores the part that don't fit your agument

I really want to see what you will tell jesus when he asks why you followed paul and not Him
Anonymous No.17783335 [Report] >>17783485 >>17784945 >>17784958
>>17783320
>talmudfreak is kvetching and malding at St. Paul for some reason
What did the esteemed physician Saul of Tarsus ever do to (you)?
Anonymous No.17783385 [Report]
>>17782840
Why? I have a really good relationship with him, thank you.
How about yours?
Anonymous No.17783485 [Report]
>>17783335
>Saul
>Judea
>TALMUDFREAK
these are Jewish names. that's a Jewish place. You will never mix Nazism with Christianity. Get over it Christogenea freak.
Anonymous No.17784945 [Report]
>>17783335
Paul creates he's own religion and gets skitzos 2k years later to pray to a dead jewish rabbi and eat he's "body and blood" then shit out he's body and blood and wipe there ass to get gods body that is now shit off them makes sense where do I sign up
Anonymous No.17784957 [Report]
>>17782732 (OP)
Finally someone asking the right questions.
I would say that eating milkshakes once per week is what god (spoiler alert, there is no god) would permit.
With some further restrictions a couple of times per year.
Anonymous No.17784958 [Report]
>>17783335
Saul isn't jesus