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Anonymous No.17913459 [Report] >>17913471 >>17913477 >>17913482 >>17913525 >>17913531 >>17913535 >>17913537 >>17913673 >>17913682 >>17913692 >>17913696 >>17913942 >>17914152 >>17914271 >>17915563 >>17916496 >>17918978 >>17919517 >>17919699 >>17920081 >>17920912 >>17920946 >>17920964 >>17922114 >>17922127
ITT: post the most absolutely retarded "history" you've heard from people on this board.
Anonymous No.17913471 [Report] >>17920081
>>17913459 (OP)
Some random Swedes invaded shitindia in 1500 bce
Anonymous No.17913476 [Report] >>17913708
Fascist Italy was a more benevolent colonizer than the other European powers
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17913477 [Report] >>17913692 >>17923110
>>17913459 (OP)

Hadrian was a based le Jew killer even though Jews gave pagans their religion.
Anonymous No.17913482 [Report]
>>17913459 (OP)
The guy who was either retarded or really committed to pretending to be retarded and couldn't understand how an incubation peoriod would allow the Black Death to spread along trade networks.
Anonymous No.17913485 [Report]
Or the guy who didn't grasp that Pre-Raphaelite referred to a specific art movement and not a sweeping description of all art created before Raphael.
Anonymous No.17913513 [Report] >>17916482 >>17921677
You can’t sail to sardinia by boat, not until the age of exploration at least
Anonymous No.17913525 [Report] >>17913937
>>17913459 (OP)
Some guy emphatically insisting Sumerian and Modern Turkish were the exact same language.
Anonymous No.17913531 [Report] >>17913658 >>17914143
>>17913459 (OP)
>post the most absolutely retarded "history" you've heard from people on this board.
All modern living organisms evolved over time from less complex beings to more complex ones we have today.
Anonymous No.17913535 [Report]
>>17913459 (OP)
Easily the most retarded would have to be that guy that worshipped pederasty and concluded that because the Greeks raped their little boys we should also.
Anonymous No.17913537 [Report]
>>17913459 (OP)
Really anything by the phenotards, I have never seen such desperate insecurity and hyper autsy fixation with a complete lack of self-awareness. I have interacted with non-verbal autistic people that made more sense.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17913658 [Report] >>17913660
>>17913531

Based.
Anonymous No.17913660 [Report]
>>17913658
kill yourself in real life worthless namefag
Anonymous No.17913673 [Report] >>17919008
>>17913459 (OP)
China invented civilization
Anonymous No.17913677 [Report] >>17914163
Probably the people that think the cuck jew born 2000 years ago is the son of a god and everyone who didn't know of his existence is burning in a place called hell.
Anonymous No.17913682 [Report] >>17913994 >>17914982
>>17913459 (OP)
non-whites being part of the human race.
Anonymous No.17913692 [Report] >>17913706 >>17913776
>>17913459 (OP)
Anything that's posted by this guy >>17913477
Anonymous No.17913696 [Report]
>>17913459 (OP)
The holocaust being [spoiler]fake[/spoiler]
Anonymous No.17913699 [Report]
I remember the gdp=tourism schizo
He first claimed Germany did nothing on the eastern front in WW2 besides fighting in Stalingrad and that it was all collaborators. Then he denied Stalingrad entirely
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17913706 [Report] >>17919511
>>17913692

So I could say George Washington was real and you would deny it because...

>HUR DUR SAIMUN SED IT SO IT FOLS

PIC IS FUCKING REL.
Anonymous No.17913708 [Report]
>>17913476
Didn't they end slavery in Ethiopia?
Anonymous No.17913776 [Report]
>>17913692
Hey, i wanted to post this.
Anonymous No.17913792 [Report] >>17920081
That guy that spams fake made up sources about “Han Chinese” people. You know what I’m talking about Those various little articles or whatever claiming that this or that groups women were all whores who married Han Chinese men or something but Chinese women are pure and never race mix ever.

All that shitnis so fake. Made up by ccp and their spammers are ordered to spread that nonsense everywhere to make try to improve Chinese image.
Anonymous No.17913937 [Report]
>>17913525
that was probably ataturk after his second liter of raki.
Anonymous No.17913942 [Report]
>>17913459 (OP)
brigitte macron is trans because a black conservative woman in a interracial relationship says so
Anonymous No.17913955 [Report] >>17913966 >>17913980 >>17916501
Harry Truman nuked Nagasaki because it was 1% Catholic
Anonymous No.17913966 [Report] >>17913980 >>17913996
>>17913955
The same people who believe this has absolutely no problems with German ripping into Catholics in Poland and France.
Anonymous No.17913980 [Report] >>17914136 >>17914158
>>17913955
Harry Truman didn’t make that order. His Jewish handlers did. They never pass up a chance to stick it to Christ. Kill yourself.

>>17913966
Hitler was a Zionist agent. His mission was to sacrifice poor low class Jews so they could fulfill their little gay ass rabbinical prophesy so they could have Israel and his secondary mission was to destroy Germany from the inside. The nazi high command made several assassination attempts on Hitler because he kept making stupid dumbass decision that seems like he was deliberately trying to sabotage the war. Also the nazi parry in the 30s was heavily funded by the two largest wealthiest and most influential Zionist in Germany at the time. Same for you kill yourself as well
Anonymous No.17913994 [Report] >>17914982
>>17913682
/thread
Anonymous No.17913996 [Report]
>>17913966
Or how Japan killed a ton more catholics in the Philiphines and Korea.
Anonymous No.17914136 [Report] >>17914175
>>17913980
Yes anon, the jews ordered Hiroshima and Nagasaki to be nuked because they had the most Catholics in Japan (with a whopping 1-2% of the population) and not because they were important industrial and military centers for the Japanese war effort.
Anonymous No.17914143 [Report] >>17914966 >>17919765 >>17921796
>>17913531
so what created God?
Anonymous No.17914152 [Report] >>17914154 >>17914190 >>17918994
>>17913459 (OP)
Julius Caesars was a scythian snake lord
Julius Caesar was really Jesus
Jews invented Christianity
Anything Tartaria related
Anonymous No.17914154 [Report]
>>17914152
>Jews invented Christianity
I've also seen "Rome invented Christianity to keep their subjects complacent" posted here
Anonymous No.17914158 [Report]
>>17913980
Post "I condemn the killing of Catholics in Europe by Nazi Germany" anon.
Anonymous No.17914163 [Report]
>>17913677
t. Jew
Anonymous No.17914175 [Report] >>17914199 >>17923289 >>17923343
>>17914136
Stop being a little faggot. No shit a large significant military operation involving thousands of people wouldn’t be done solely for a reason like that. I never said they did it only for that and you only extrapolated that because you assume everyone s dumbass like you.

The point was always was that is was a definite bonus and a throughly considered one for them.
Big Bongus !!9zfcclmmPlH No.17914190 [Report] >>17914281
>>17914152
First two are not true, last two are true
Anonymous No.17914199 [Report] >>17914208
>>17914175
Post "I condemn the killing of Catholics by Nazi Germany" anon.
chimi-chungus !32BNy.gUaU No.17914208 [Report]
>>17914199
No lol
Anonymous No.17914271 [Report] >>17914984 >>17923172
>>17913459 (OP)
Collectivism being in any (fascism) shape (communism) or form (socialism) useful or just. You want to force your will on another guy? Gay.
Anonymous No.17914281 [Report]
>>17914190
I would expect nothing less from someone who believes in the magic free energy one world government
Anonymous No.17914966 [Report] >>17915574 >>17919658 >>17919664 >>17919736 >>17923334
>>17914143
>so what created God?
He always was, He is, and He always will be.
Anonymous No.17914982 [Report] >>17921154
>>17913682
>>17913994
Why do whites fuck children
Anonymous No.17914984 [Report]
>>17914271
stop smoking crack
Anonymous No.17915563 [Report]
>>17913459 (OP)
That Hitler was Zionist
Anonymous No.17915574 [Report] >>17915580 >>17916424
>>17914966
so something can come from nothing, good to know
Anonymous No.17915580 [Report]
>>17915574
Prime Mover
Anonymous No.17916424 [Report] >>17916724
>>17915574
>so something can come from nothing
In the divide realm, yes.
But in our material world created by God, no, it can't.
Anonymous No.17916455 [Report] >>17916663
>>17915040
Anonymous No.17916482 [Report]
>>17913513
I remember, that stuff was hilarious
Anonymous No.17916496 [Report]
>>17913459 (OP)
God = white people
Anonymous No.17916501 [Report] >>17917082
>>17913955
Nagasaki wasn't even the intended target, Kokura was.
Anonymous No.17916663 [Report]
>>17916455
You're mentally ill.
Anonymous No.17916724 [Report] >>17917043
>>17916424
>define the rules
>win the game
atheists hate this one simple trick
Anonymous No.17916728 [Report]
The holocaust being [spoiler]real[/spoiler]
Anonymous No.17917043 [Report] >>17918699 >>17918709
>>17916724
>define the rules
>win the game

That's exactly what they're doing.
First, they push the evolution dogma, despite it being completely contrary to the laws of biology and physics, and then they discredit creation because it's based on a religious account.
Anonymous No.17917082 [Report] >>17919556
>>17916501
Oh yeah sorry my plane slipped and accidentally nuked the wrong city
Anonymous No.17918699 [Report] >>17919313
>>17917043
Evolution does not run counter to Genesis, like even remotely. In fact evolution and our theories of early life line up startlingly well with what is described in the Book. I'm not sure why it's such a sticking point for most Christians, we've literally watched dogs evolve from a species of wolf by man's own hand, and it by no mean detracts from my own belief in Christ the Redeemer.
Anonymous No.17918709 [Report] >>17919316
>>17917043
>it defies biology and physics because it just does
Anonymous No.17918978 [Report]
>>17913459 (OP)
Everything coming out of a Polish guy's mouth. Even an absolute truth that passes through a Polish Polish guy's mouth becomes a lie.
Anonymous No.17918994 [Report] >>17920081
>>17914152
These are all actually close to true, but designed to be wrong and retarded because the truth they conceal is nuclear bad for certain groups.

>Scythian snake lord
The snake cult actually infiltrated and destroy Scythian society, which had - just prior to Greco-Roman records began - ruled almost all of Eurasia and created through its hegemony the Germanic and Gallic cultures.
Caesar was actually sent to Gaul to defeat the snake cult, so this one is an inversion. The irony is he joined the cult in the end. To explain this, understand that everyone in Rome knew about the snake cult and the barbarians, so it wasn't a secret mission. It was just cultural impetus.

>Really Jesus
Actually, Christian origins in Rome come from Titus's household full of Herodian Jews that were actually the inheritors of the Assyrian and Macedonian empires as well. The cult of Caesar was supposed to be elevated to incorporate oriental modes, and at the time Jesus was conceived of as a god-king, not a meek savior. But so much changed by the time of catholicism, so the Atwill theory ends up oversimplified.

>Jews invented Christianity
They subverted it by funding Augustine, Jerome and Theodosius, but never fully controlled it.
They wrote Matthew to Judaize it, after it went in a Marcionite direction.
Long story short they have in all eras of history tried to Judaize Christianity - a religion with Aryan roots - but have had mixed success.

>Tartaria
Just a way to make the Indo-European steppe heritage sound retarded. Mocking, essentially.
Anonymous No.17919008 [Report] >>17919015
>>17913673
I came here to say this
Anonymous No.17919015 [Report]
>>17919008
They copied it to make it retarded but unique. Every advancement they had came from every time Indo-Europeans rounded back their way back to the East bringing new shit.
Anonymous No.17919313 [Report] >>17919527 >>17919649
>>17918699
>we've literally watched dogs evolve from a species of wolf by man's own hand
That's selection/selective breeding, not evolution.
Anonymous No.17919316 [Report] >>17920919 >>17921132
>>17918709
Every population geneticist understands that the global genome is devolving, due to mutation accumulation.
And this fact is completely ignored by evolutionists, because it destroys their soup-to-man hypothesis.
Anonymous No.17919511 [Report]
>>17913706
stfu you stupid cringe piece of shit
Anonymous No.17919517 [Report] >>17919518
>>17913459 (OP)
Fresh off the press! >>17919295
Anonymous No.17919518 [Report] >>17919522
>>17919517
How the fuck does someone reach that conclusion
Anonymous No.17919522 [Report]
>>17919518
By getting everything they know about politics from the designated shitting board of the armpit of the Internet.
Anonymous No.17919527 [Report] >>17920131
>>17919313
All evolution is is nonselective breeding.
Anonymous No.17919556 [Report] >>17919661
>>17917082
It was cloudy so they decided to go for the secondary target.
Anonymous No.17919649 [Report]
>>17919313
Environmental circunstances can be as selective as man.
Anonymous No.17919658 [Report] >>17919817
>>17914966
That's just defeatism. You've given up on learning the truth, so you just assume there's a god and called it a day.
Anonymous No.17919661 [Report]
>>17919556
God's will.
Anonymous No.17919664 [Report]
>>17914966
That would be the Dao though.
Anonymous No.17919699 [Report]
>>17913459 (OP)
Germany and Japan could have won somehow once America (the world's LARGEST industrial power) entered the War.
Anonymous No.17919736 [Report]
>>17914966
That just shifts the prime mover problem, it doesn't solve it.
Anonymous No.17919742 [Report]
The author of 1 Enoch copied one tiny quote from the epistle of Jude for verisimilitude and made up the rest.
Anonymous No.17919765 [Report]
>>17914143
>so what created God?
Anonymous No.17919817 [Report]
>>17919658
Um actually you're just refusing to believe in God because you're afraid you'd go to hell if he was real :)
Anonymous No.17920081 [Report] >>17920093 >>17920481
>>17913459 (OP)
Byzantines inventing automobiles and vehicles in 1000 AD
>>17913471
People just posting their ck2 campaign here
>>17913792
I'm convinced the fifty cent army has been working overtime and that it's actually working
>>17918994
Are you retarded
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17920093 [Report] >>17920102
>>17920081

I just logged off work, wassup?

>Byzantines inventing auto--

I'll stop you right there. Are you talking about lil' old me? That's cute. Rent free. :P
Anonymous No.17920102 [Report] >>17920108
>>17920093
Noted
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17920108 [Report]
>>17920102

What did you note?
Anonymous No.17920131 [Report] >>17920186 >>17920691 >>17921149
>>17919527
>All evolution is is nonselective breeding.
Evolution is one organism turning into another.
Selection is passing on certain traits, while abandoning other.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17920186 [Report] >>17920190
>>17920131

Based, evolution is fake and gay pseudoscience.
Anonymous No.17920190 [Report]
>>17920186
State of /his/ 2025
Anonymous No.17920481 [Report]
>>17920081
You're just a dumbass. I'm 100% right, consistent with history you're just a textbook fag.
Anonymous No.17920639 [Report]
Honorius, not Saint Augustine, wrote the City of God
Anonymous No.17920691 [Report] >>17921132
>>17920131
No organism has ever turned into another. Dogs for example evolved from a separate species of wolves than the ones we have today. Humans likewise didn't evolve from a Rhesus Macaque, they were related to a common ancestor that we evolved from but we were not literally Macaques.

I see no reason why if time was literally just created the time span of evolution doesn't make sense, the first 7 days could have literally been longer, evolution to me is just like the laws of physics, it is an observable aspect of God's creation. Could God violate them? Absolutely given that he literally made them and that which they apply to, and maybe I am wrong but getting into big arguments over whether or not evolution is real serves no one and puts Christians in a rhetorically unfavorable position, especially since Christian dogma is not directly in conflict with any of evolutions tennets.
Anonymous No.17920912 [Report]
>>17913459 (OP)
Basically all brown we wuzzing about pretty much everything gets an eye roll and I hide the thread.
Anonymous No.17920919 [Report]
>>17919316
Very true and good post.
>We exist today so be default we're the most advanced and highly specialized and evolved specie
Is one of the worst and most self-serving argumentized drivel I come across. It's so tedious yet so incorrect it's hard to even know where to begin. I mean we can see humans in the past with bigger brains and who were faster and stronger, we're coping pretty hard to say we're the best that ever existed.
Anonymous No.17920946 [Report]
>>17913459 (OP)
Latinx tradcath historical narratives.
Anonymous No.17920964 [Report]
>>17913459 (OP)
Martin Luther was acting at the behest of the (((Ottomans))) to destabilize Europe.
I include the meme parentheses because anon also said that the Jews were the puppet masters behind the Ottoman Empire.
Anonymous No.17921132 [Report]
>>17920691
>No organism has ever turned into another.
That's true, and if you believe that, you can't believe in evolution at the same time, because evolution in itself is an explanation for the existence of all the specie we have today.
>Dogs for example evolved from a separate species of wolves than the ones we have today.
There's literally 0 evidence for that. It has never been observed.
What has been observed is dogs producing dogs, cows producing cows, eagles producing eagles, etc.
And again, that's selection, not evolution.
>I see no reason why if time was literally just created the time span of evolution doesn't make sense
I can give you one reason: evolution requires billions of years for new specie to "evolve", but if that amount of time passes, everybody dies, due to mutation accumulation more on that in >>17919316 ).
Anonymous No.17921149 [Report]
>>17920131
Except that's wrong and you just made that definition up. What is Darwins famous book called in full?
Anonymous No.17921154 [Report]
>>17914982
>Portland
They aren't white. The entire city is subhumans, regardless of color.
Anonymous No.17921677 [Report]
>>17913513
This is true though.
Anonymous No.17921728 [Report] >>17922111
Czechs are secretely German and all of their medieval history is made up.
Anonymous No.17921763 [Report] >>17921774
I once saw Julius Caesar called a communist 100% unironically and unjokingly
Aside from that I occassionally see Late Roman Art described as decadent which really just makes me wonder how these people even define decadent. Like was medieval art, which grew out of Late Roman styles, also decadent then?
Anonymous No.17921774 [Report] >>17922108
>>17921763
>was medieval art, which grew out of Late Roman styles, also decadent then?
Yes. Everything was pure decadence up till at least Masaccio's time.
Anonymous No.17921796 [Report]
>>17914143
Preposition 1: Things are in motion
Preposition 2: Things moved are moved by another
1. Whatever is in motion is moved by another.
2. Infinite regress per se subordinated series is impossible.
Whatever moves is moved by another, to be moved is to go from potency (moved) to an act (mobile) by a mover. (Definition of motion).
Potency and act cannot be attributed to the same thing in the same sense because it is contradicting.
Therefore, the thing which is moved (potential) does not move (act) itself.
Now for infinite regress, a) each moved mover is an instrumental mover; it communicates movement. b) That which communicates movement has it from another.
c) Thus, none of the instrumental movers have movement in of themselves.
d) Finally, the multiplication of those who lack movement of themselves will not result in one which does.
Anonymous No.17922108 [Report]
>>17921774
Ah I see then decadence just means "stuff i don't like" got it
Anonymous No.17922111 [Report]
>>17921728
this is an open secret that everyone knows, but nobody will admit
Anonymous No.17922113 [Report]
hancock / alt history tards
Anonymous No.17922114 [Report] >>17922128 >>17922444 >>17922464 >>17922487
>>17913459 (OP)
What this board could've been if we didn't get hacked.
Fuck Simon Salva, fuck Hell enjoyer, fuck Argentina schizo, fuck all of them
Anonymous No.17922127 [Report]
>>17913459 (OP)
hancuck pseuds, nordicucks / poltards
Anonymous No.17922128 [Report] >>17922444
>>17922114
the board was a shitshow long long before the hakc
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17922444 [Report] >>17923110
>>17922114

Cope.

>>17922128

Repent. You hate Christ way too little to compare to the amount He loves you.
Anonymous No.17922464 [Report]
>>17922114
never ever reply to tripfags
kill tripfags
behead tripfags
burn tripfags alive
trips are only good for RISK threads, and I haven't seen those in years
Anonymous No.17922487 [Report] >>17922593
>>17922114
Hiroyuki should remove names and trips.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17922593 [Report] >>17922598
>>17922487

Why?
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17922598 [Report]
>>17922593

If he did do that, it would fuck up a lot of shit. Tripcodes can be used to verify people across threads. That would drive away whistleblowers, insiders, and other people who want to help out 4chan's stock of knowledge.
Anonymous No.17923110 [Report]
>>17913477
>>17922444
Now let's see your card.
Anonymous No.17923172 [Report]
>>17914271
based and Spengler pilled.
Anonymous No.17923289 [Report]
>>17914175
Why didn't they nuke Rome then?
Anonymous No.17923334 [Report]
>>17914966
>Always was
>Decided to wait around for all eternity before arbitrarily deciding to create the universe
Anonymous No.17923343 [Report]
>>17914175
>throughly considered one for them
And you've got evidence that the Christian population was considered when planning the targets?