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Anonymous No.17921961 [Report] >>17921964 >>17921992 >>17922098 >>17922099 >>17922120 >>17923435 >>17923502 >>17923754 >>17924282 >>17924298 >>17924303
Who was the most kino historical figure who lived before Christ?
Anonymous No.17921964 [Report]
>>17921961 (OP)
alexander the great or julius cesar. not sure at the moment
Anonymous No.17921992 [Report] >>17921997
>>17921961 (OP)
There was probably some Genghis Khan tier dreadful warlord who raped thousands of people and conquered a lot of land giving the basis for Dyeus Phter.
Big Bongus !!9zfcclmmPlH No.17921997 [Report] >>17922116
>>17921992
Dyeus is a Nordic alien
Anonymous No.17922098 [Report]
>>17921961 (OP)
He looks a lot like Julani
Anonymous No.17922099 [Report]
>>17921961 (OP)
Is that Mamdani
Anonymous No.17922116 [Report]
>>17921997
Dyeus Phter is Noah/Nerthuz/Njordr/Nuada, whom survived the north sea flood and whose ancestors MEMORY became the sunken lord of this sea.
Anonymous No.17922120 [Report]
>>17921961 (OP)
my ancestors
Anonymous No.17923435 [Report] >>17923444 >>17923474 >>17924288
>>17921961 (OP)
Not quite BC, but Arminius gets honorable mention. He kicked the shit out of those fucking Romans so bad they never even bothered again. Arguably the only true loss Augustus ever had, and it secured the fate of the Western world for every moment thereafter.

Cyrus is sorta cool on paper, but we really don't know much about him, or even how he died. More intriguing than interesting.
Anonymous No.17923444 [Report]
>>17923435
>they never even bothered again
Stupid fucker.
Anonymous No.17923474 [Report] >>17924276
>>17923435
>but we really don't know much about him, or even how he died.
cap. He died at the hands of the Scythian woman Tomyris, which is what Tolkien based Eowyn on. The "shieldmaidens" referenced in War of the Rohirrim is also a direct homage to Tomyris, as her victory over Cyrus was 190 years before the defeat of Ateas of the westernmost Scythians at the hands of Alexander the Greats father, where Skadi/Héra had to flee afterwards. Easterners and historians just pretend like they don't know because of the retardedly anal patriotism and misogyny found in modern day broad middle east and middle asia. The great Cyrus lost to a fucking woman. cry about it.
Anonymous No.17923502 [Report] >>17923641
>>17921961 (OP)
That's easy
Ashurbanipal I
Anonymous No.17923641 [Report]
>>17923502
This
I love this nigga so much.
Anonymous No.17923754 [Report]
>>17921961 (OP)
Odoacer.
Anonymous No.17924276 [Report] >>17924278
>>17923474
Yeah, or he died peacefully in his sleep.....somewhere between those two. One seems more likely than the other, if you ask me.
Anonymous No.17924278 [Report]
>>17924276
>documented battle versus cope story
Cyrus had an underwhelming end.
Anonymous No.17924282 [Report]
>>17921961 (OP)
Akhenaten
Anonymous No.17924288 [Report]
>>17923435
>they never even bothered again
Germanicus did a lot better until he was recalled by Tiberius.
Anonymous No.17924298 [Report]
>>17921961 (OP)
Adam
Noah
Abraham
Moses
Anonymous No.17924303 [Report]
>>17921961 (OP)
Ea-Nasir