Why aren't they one unified Christian religion?
>noooo we need to make a billion statues of Mary and sell them at Puerto Rican bodegas
>noo you heckin' heretic you're supposed to use wine and not grape juice
>noooo you retards it's not literally the body of Christ so it doesn't matter
>DUDE JESUS WAS A JEW
>NO YOU FUCKING KIKE HE WAS AN ARYAN
>d-did you just baptize a baby?
Does God really care about all this shit? You all worship Christ right? So why does all this semantic nerd bullshit even matter? Just let the big man sort it out. You say he's very forgiving anyway.
>noo you heckin' heretic you're supposed to use wine and not grape juice
>noooo you retards it's not literally the body of Christ so it doesn't matter
>DUDE JESUS WAS A JEW
>NO YOU FUCKING KIKE HE WAS AN ARYAN
>d-did you just baptize a baby?
Does God really care about all this shit? You all worship Christ right? So why does all this semantic nerd bullshit even matter? Just let the big man sort it out. You say he's very forgiving anyway.