Thread 17931021

Alright, tell me, /his/. What's really in this thing anyway?

>>17931021 (OP)
After Jesus was killed for saying jews are only a branch of the family tree which is the chosen people, jews were destroyed and scattered. As christianity rose, the jews refused to submit and created a new religion based on the idea that in order to become the sole inheritors of the heavenly kingdom they would need to murder all other heirs. Thus the talmud was created, a system of rules and theology which as only one goal: murder all who are of God except themselves so that although they are the most accursed people they will by default become the only upon the throne.

The opinions of hundreds of rabbis who all died a thousand years ago, arguing about absolutely everything and nothing. It's not the Jewish world domination manual. It's not the Jewish holy commandments.

>>17931028
And you have evidence for this no doubt.

>>17931021 (OP)
It's instructions on how to deal with every possible situation that could come up when you're trying to adhere to a multi millennia-old covenant without the society or temple or priestly class that was originally necessary

>>17931032
>It's not the Jewish holy commandments.
It is the primary source of all jewish theology and the rules for all jewish behavior

>>17931021 (OP)
Words I can’t read

>>17931039
Any particular reason you decided to crop out the part that says "The Talmud includes the teachings and opinions of thousands of rabbis on a variety of subjects" like a cunt?

>>17931035
>And you have evidence for this no doubt.

>>17931044
>doesn't post evidence
Same as every Talmud thread.

>>17931047
looks like solid evidence to me

>>17931049
Looks like solid evidence you're a cunt who doesn't actually know the slightest thing about the topic you spend your life screeching about. You will now seethe.

>>17931021 (OP)
>What's really in this thing anyway?
Its the neurons of an egregore. The fruit of its logic are among the wealthiest and smartest people on the planet. Its fruit controls the media, politics, the medical industry, and courts.

>>17931021 (OP)
A few excerpts:

>A single hair on a Jew's head is worth more than the lives of 20 Gentiles put together
>If a Jew wishes to do evil, he should not do it in his home town where he is known, but in another town where he is not
>Intercourse with a child younger than 10 years of age shall not count as rape
>Any Jew who teaches the Law to a Gentile shall be put to death
>Gentiles must pay Jews just compensation for goods and services rendered but a Jew does not have to pay a Gentile
>Fornication with a married Gentile woman shall not count as adultery
>Gentiles must never be allowed to read the Law, for if they knew what was written about them there, they would kill us all
>It is the duty of every Jew to deceive and defraud Gentiles
>Gentiles are beyond the protection of the Law and YHWH has exposed their money to Israel
>Any Gentile who strikes or curses a Jew shall be put to death, for to do so is akin to cursing YHWH himself
>Marriage to a child as young as 3 may in some cases be permissible
>Yeshua ben Joseph, the false prophet and messiah, is boiling in a pot of excrement
>Death is the penalty for he who marries his son when he is younger than 13, marries his daughter to an old man, or teaches the Law to a Gentile
>The possessions of Gentiles are vast and limitless like a desert and any Jew who seizes it, acquires it
>If a Jew requires an organ transplant, it is justified and ethical to abduct a Gentile to forcibly harvest the necessary organ

>>17931055
Yeah, that's what some random guys who died 1000 years ago throught. Same as if you collated the opinions of random tranny Bishops who took down the crosses in their cathedral and installed a Muslim prayer hut and said that's all of Christianity.

Now post the tens of thousands of other entries that talk about if it still counts as work on the Sabbath if you use your left hand or of Barnacle geese are kosher.

>>17931055
>organ transplants
>in 500AD

You stupid fuckers can't help yourselves can you?

>>17931055
Source: The MS Paint infograph I saved from /pol/

>>17931021 (OP)
Interpretations of the levitical laws, legalese, folklore, extremely specific outlines on what to do when XYZ, rabbis bickering, folklore about rabbis bickering.

Layered through hundreds of years.
It's very boring.
>>17931038
It's this. Basically. But with many further elaborations and clarifications that you would not see in the Torah.

>>17931066
Mind you there are some pretty vile things inside the Talmud. But they are usually devil's advocate positions taken down to whatever the actual conclusions Rabbi wants you to come to is.

>>17931044
But i thought racism was good

The disproportionate amount of Jewish feminists is amusing considering the Talmud is a very misogynistic text that has numerous passages decrying women as the source of evil in the world.

>>17931058
>Yeah, that's what some random guys who died 1000 years ago thought.

"the primary source of Jewish religious law and Jewish theology... ... foundational to all Jewish thought"

You know what to do.

>>17931075
>The Talmud includes the teachings and opinions of thousands of rabbis on a variety of subjects,

>>17931021 (OP)
akin to vedas
collections of sayings, teachings, rituals from a variety of authors, sometimes with conflicting opinions/conclusions

>>17931080
Yes, and they form the foundation of all jew theology... gems like these >>17931055 are jewish "law"

>>17931087
Post the entry in the Talmud that talks about organ transplants anon.

>>17931091
>if I can find any flaw in the many accusations then I can claim all of them are baseless
jew tricks are gay and retarded, please kys

>>17931096
Why can't you post the entry of the Talmud that talks about organ transplants anon?

>>17931021 (OP)
It's literally the Jewish equivalent of the Catechism, and just like the Catechism, it contains multiple works and opinions by multiple religious leaders. It's a metacommentary. Retards treat it like it's the Jewish Holy Book but it's not, the Jewish Holy Book is just the Tanakh aka the Christian Old Testament. In fact, the Talmud uses the Tanakh as a point of reference
>>17931096
You gish galloped hoping someone wouldn't find a flaw and they did, now kill yourself or learn to construct actual criticisms

>>17931103
>>17931098
>>17931091
meh, must be allowed since they do it

>>17931021 (OP)
1.) All of humanity are Children of Noah
2.) Gentiles have some privileges that Jews don't have, for example, Gentiles are not required to undergo circumcision, but Jews are
3.) It outlines the Noahide Laws or 7 Laws of Noah, and one such law is to Establish Courts of Justice (This is relevant because Rabbis talk a LOT about ethics within certain legal contexts, such as whether or not it's acceptable to lie to a Gentile who purchased a Jew as a slave, retards will remove a lot of context and claim they think it's okay to lie to Gentiles, which isn't true, the point is that context matters with most Talmudic Commentary)

>>17931112
>missing results; "jidf"
You are actually unhinged dude

>>17931112
Why arent you posting the entry that talks about organ transplants?

>>17931117
>>17931118
Killing little palestinean kids to harvest their organs is fucked up and all you jews are going to be wiped out sooner or later for being the sickest fucks on earth.

>>17931122
Why did you lie about the Talmud talking about organ transplants?

>>17931021 (OP)
>What's really in this thing anyway?

>>17931124
why did you lie about me lying about it?
"thou shall not make false accusations"
See what you did there? You broke the Law of Moses, now you're fucked accorded to God and deserve to be killed.

>>17931133
>includes the lie about organ transplants in the screenshot

>>17931133
They're all guilty. The nation state of jews should be nuked and all the rest of them should be put into the fire to deliver them yo their devil father.

>>17931186
Where does the Talmud talk about organ transplants anon.

>>17931055
>Gentiles must never be allowed to read the Law, for if they knew what was written about them there, they would kill us all
that doesn't even make sense. yeah the Law isn't pro gentile, but its not like its some protocols of the elders of zion stuff
most of it is just the history of ancient israel (ending just before the conquest of canaan) or primeval history, and the rest is the terms of the covenant between ancient israel and god established on mount sinai
>m-m-muh genocide of non-jews in canaan!
not the Law schizo /pol/tard. both jews and christians agree that the Law is genesis, exodus, leviticus, numbers and deutoronomy

You know, I'm starting to think the Talmud doesn't actually talk about organ transplants and the anon just made it up. Hey, if THAT bit was made up, then maybe...

>>17931021 (OP)
Judaism unlike Christianity is a religion where you follow different religious laws. Since the time of Moses judges have presided over the jewish people and passed rulings over what constitutes a violation of which law and various edge cases, definitions, etc. for understanding how exactly a law should be followed in different circumstances. In some cases, there was a divergence of opinion. All of this existed as an oral tradition of these judges and legal scholars for thousands of years until the destruction of the second temple, where the leading rabbis thought maybe they should start writing all of this down before it gets lost forever. Thus the Talmud was created. Actually the Talmud is 2 parts, one of which is a commentary on the other but I'm keeping it simple.

>>17931214
Like other anons have already said, the Talmud is just the Jewish version of the Catechism. Christians have their own judges that pass similar ruling regarding doctrine, but in Christianity's case it's usually the Pope

>>17931055
>If a Jew requires an organ transplant, it is justified and ethical to abduct a Gentile to forcibly harvest the necessary organ
Pic related

>>17931377
Can YOU post where the Talmud talks about organ transplants?

>>17931021 (OP)
nothing
everything
it doesn’t matter
Jews hold no value in written scripture
they follow it to the letter when it suits them
and cast it out for kindling in favor of oral traditions when it doesn’t
it’s a religion of lying disingenuous bullshitters that make up rules just to weasel around them at every opportunity

>>17931032
Shalom rabbi

>>17931484
>>17931487
Can YOU say where the Talmud talks about organ transplants?

>>17931484
>Even the Best Goyim should be Killed (Soferim 15)
That's not what that chapter says
It said, and I quote
>R. Simeon b. Yoḥai taught: Kill the best of the heathens in time of war; crush the brain of the best of serpents. The most worthy of women indulges in witchcraft. Happy is he who does the will of the Omnipresent. [41b]
Now why would someone want to intentionally remove context regarding a discussion on heathenry and witchcraft?
>Yebamoth 98a
Again, also taken out of context, it didn't say that all children of gentile are animals, it was a discussion regarding incest strangely enough
>Learn from this that the Merciful One dispossesses the male gentile of his offspring, as it is written with regard to Egyptians: “Whose flesh is the flesh of donkeys, and whose semen is the semen of horses” (Ezekiel 23:20), i.e., the offspring of a male gentile is considered no more related to him than the offspring of donkeys and horses.
>Baba Mezia 114b
Again, taken out of context
>The amora proceeded to ask Elijah a different question and said to him: Is not the Master a priest? What is the reason that the Master is standing in a cemetery? Elijah said to him: Has the Master not studied the mishnaic order of Teharot? As it is taught in a baraita: Rabbi Shimon ben Yoḥai says that the graves of gentiles do not render one impure, as it is stated: “And you, My sheep, the sheep of My pasture, are man” (Ezekiel 34:31), which teaches that you, i.e., the Jewish people, are called “man,” but gentiles are not called “man.” Since the Torah states with regard to ritual impurity imparted in a tent: “If a man dies in a tent” (Numbers 19:14), evidently impurity imparted by a tent does not apply to gentiles.
It was regards to contact with the dead as described in the book of Numbers, and how it may apply to Jews vs Gentiles
I'm not going to go through the rest of this /pol/slop because I think I've made my point that a lot of context is missing from these

>>17931526
>Learn from this that the Merciful One dispossesses the male gentile of his offspring, as it is written with regard to Egyptians: “Whose flesh is the flesh of donkeys, and whose semen is the semen of horses” (Ezekiel 23:20), i.e., the offspring of a male gentile is considered no more related to him than the offspring of donkeys and horses.
To be fair, this is still a fairly vile thing to advocate. Granted, it's not like Christians can be called better in this regard because they too did take children away from Heathen's.

>>17931526
>judeo pilpul

the spirit of the word is the same lmao

>>17931545
>pilpul is when you post what things actually say instead of what /pol/trannies pretend they say

>>17931545
>the spirit of the word
No it's really not, the reason Pilpul exists in the first place is because the Talmud is a commentary on doctrine and should be treated as such rather than going off of "muh vibes", because that's not what the Talmud is even there for. One of the 7 Laws of Noah is to establish a Court of Justice, and the Talmud is seen as a legal reference of sorts

>>17931550
>>17931552
whatever. at the end of the day your talmud tells you to kill, dispossess, steal, rape, impoverish, enslave, debt trap gentiles

oh yeah it tells you to deceive them too like what you are attempting lol

>>17931561
>oh yeah it tells you to deceive them too like what you are attempting lol

He says, in a thread where the trannies have already been caught blatantly lying about organ transplants and changing what it actually says about other topics.

>>17931561
I frankly doubt the Talmud ever actually says that. It's not the Protocols but actually real, man.

Bet you don't even know who the Sacklers are, faggot.

>>17931568
>>17931571
>jewish speech syntax

You're not fooling Amalek this era moishe

>>17931579
I'm not trying to thoughie. I eat Goy Babies for breakfast.
P.S: Amalek has been un-fooled for two thousand years and we're still here.

>>17931586
>admits being a jew trying to run interference

lol there it is. shoo rat.

>>17931594
>doesnt deny being a tranny

>>17931187
"thou shall not murder"
You jews are guilty of breaking the Law of Moses and you are all deserving of death according to the criteria established by God. Destroying the jews is righteous and those who destroy jews are blessed.

>>17931606
>doesn't say where the Talmud talks about organ transplants
Hmm....

>>17931607
Jew, nobody cares about your cope. The talmud is instructions to murder your blood rivals for the throne of heaven and you all deserve to die. Your devil pact will not save you from being put in the fire by the righteous who have the name of God for their justifications.

>>17931609
Yes, yes, I'm sure it is. The fact you've been caught lying about what it says, multiple times, has nothing to do with anything...

>>17931021 (OP)
pilpul

>>17931634
>you've been caught lying
Not I, you false accuser. You pile up yet more violations to justify your righteous execution.

>>17931663
>still no examples of the Talmud talking about organ transplants
Hmm....

>>17931609
Yuuuup, the Throne of heaven is definitely in contest. Jews definitely believe this. They definitely super duper care about Yoshke, just as much as you do. The entire world orbits around your Holy Homelessman. The entirety of Jewish religion? Actually a parody of your ritual cannibalism thing.
Abraham, Moses, Saul, David, Elijah, Isiaah, the entire history of Israel? All about Josh the dead carpenter.
He just gave all those laws for fun, then the almighty sent himself as a God-man to fulfill them, but only the ones I don't like. How does a sacrifice of oneself to oneself fulfill a covenant based on more than just sacrifice? No one knows. How is the New Covenant even a covenant? No one knows, but our Wise Rab- Church Fathers read the Good News about JoshTM veeeery hard and closely so this is what we think is going on.

>>17931021 (OP)
Thousands of pages of rabbis having debates about shit like whether you should start observing Shabbat at sunset or an hour before sunset, and goes into tangents upon tangents with rabbis making silly wordplays and recalling random bits of folklore. Some of it is objectionable, like interpreting the Old Testament slavery laws, but then so is a lot of stuff from late antiquity (and Christians also believe those slavery laws came from God).

To demonstrate, I opened a random of it on Sefaria.org and it's some autistic debate about whether two words meaning 'vessel' legally refer to the same thing:

Bava Kamma 72a
>Rav Pappa said: These examples show that a kad [vessel] is the same as a ḥavit [vessel], and the two words are used interchangeably. With regard to what does this make a difference? This makes a difference for buying and selling. If a customer asks for a ḥavit, intending a large vessel, and the seller gives him a kad, which is a smaller vessel, the buyer cannot claim that he did not receive the item he asked for.
>The Gemara asks: What are the circumstances where this is relevant? If we say that it is with regard to a locale where people do not refer to a kad as a ḥavit, nor do they refer to a ḥavit as a kad, and a ḥavit is understood to be referring to a larger vessel, clearly one who asks for a ḥavit does not wish to buy a kad, as people do not call it that.
>The Gemara answers: No, it is necessary to teach that they are equivalent terms with regard to a locale where most people call a kad a kad and a ḥavit a ḥavit, i.e., most people use the term kad for the smaller vessel and the term ḥavit for the larger one, and there are also those who call a ḥavit a kad and a kad a ḥavit, not distinguishing between the two terms. Lest you say that the halakha follows the majority and the seller and the buyer must accept this distinction,

It just goes on and on like that. Most of the Talmud is similarly ridiculous stuff.

>>17931112
>show results with jidf
Lol.

>>17931676
Sorry not sorry jew boy, but that wasn't me who said organ harvesting is in the Talmud. >>17931133 you jew freaks do harvest organs from your murder victims though >>17931112

>>17931695
>Jews definitely believe this
Sure do. That's why they're trying like hrll to kill all white people. >>17931044

>>17931735
>hell*
Pun intended

>>17931735
So you agree, organ transplants are not mentioned in the Talmud and the anon who said it was is a liar?

>>17931747
Never said it was, false accuser. But you sickos do it, murder kids and steal their organs.

>>17931749
You agree the anon is a liar? Cool, that's all I wanted.

>>17931753
The rest of the things in the Talmud are no less fucked up, jew sicko >>17931484

>>17931042
Are you retarded? Jews obey rabbis, especially old ones with a great reputation. If great rabbis dictate that X is correct, that's how it is in Judaism until other rabbis contradict it.

>>17931759
>until other rabbis contradict it.

>>17931764
You know what you must do >>17931075

>>17931044
I find this odd because every photo here is of a white person. Stealing an Arab’s land does not make you Arab, it makes you white with a tan.

>>17931792
>jews
>white

You guys fell for a huge b8 on anon's part. The organ harvesting thing is not in the Talmud, it was a quote from notorious rabbi Yitzak Ginzberg who was the head of an extremist Haredi sect that has been implicated in numerous clashes with Arabs in the West Bank.

>>17931051
>>17931072
>>17931792
subhumans

>>17931609
You know more about the Talmud than the Bible, Jew-obsessed faggot. How would your Jewish god feel?

>>17931890
>seethes

>>17931804
>I was only pretending to lie about what is in the Talmud

>>17931915
>is brown
i win

>>17931804
Haredis are despised by everyone in Israel who is not a Haredi anyway.

>>17931965
>Haredi
Turbo jew autists, the worst

>>17931965
>live on welfare
>do not have to serve in the army
>spit at and start fights with visiting religious pilgrims, secular Jews, Arabs etc
>have 20 kids each
>do nothing but read old books all day
yeah fuck those guys

>>17931939
>more seethe

>>17931055
>Intercourse with a child younger than 10 years of age shall not count as rape
That's not what this meant. It meant a child cannot consent to sex so molested children are still considered virgins ie. you cannot lose your virginity until you're old enough to desire and seek sex of your own volition.