Thread 18063401

Reminder the Talmud's version of hell has boiling semen and boiling feces as punishments

>>18063401 (OP)
>le spooky blasphemy world domination manual

>>18063404
https://www.chabad.org/torah-texts/5453289/The-Talmud/Gittin/Chapter-5/57a

>>18063401 (OP)
aside from the semen not that different from other depictions of hell

>>18063412
Wow! The Romans went to war with the Jews because some legionnaires stole a chicken from a wedding and got beat up?

>>18063419
The Talmud literally says that Jesus is being punished by being dropped in a boiling pool of shit, but keep the pilpul.

>>18063421
The Talmud litterally days that the Romans went to war with the Jews over some soldiers getting beaten up after stealing a chicken.

>>18063426
Are you denying the Talmud's importance in Rabbinic Judaism?

>>18063428
Are you denying the Talmud says that Jews and Romans went to war over a stolen chicken?

>>18063431
What's the implication there? I'm not the one assigning historical credibility to the Talmud, Rabbinic Judaism does.

>>18063447
Ok? But the Talmud says that the Romans and Jews had a war over a stolen chicken. Then the leader of the Jews went to the toilet and a snake bit him and the Emperor stopped the war.

>>18063401 (OP)
The talmuds (more than one) say a lot of things. Rabbinic Judaism is about acknowledging the revealed word of god then doing everything in your power to explain why you don't need to follow it.

>>18063450
Again, what's the implication? The Talmud also deals with very grave topics like treatment of gentiles and Jesus being punished in a pool of boiling shit. And it's held to an importance second only to the jewish bible.

>>18063456
The Babylonian Talmud is by far the most followed and cited one.

>>18063457
Why are you obsessed with shit?

>>18063463
It's the equivalent of a church's official doctrine, so provides an insight into how jews are instructed to view and treat gentiles.

where can I read the talmud

>>18063470
>the equivalent of a churches official doctrine is thousands of guys arguing about everything from which is he best vinegar for you to dip your bread into, to a war with the Romans over a chicken.

>>18063475
https://www.chabad.org/torah-texts/5299425/The-Talmud

>>18063480
>to the age of consent being 3 to gentiles being seen as animals to Jesus being punished in a poiling pool of excrement

>>18063470
It is the equivalent to everything the Church Fathers and other various religious intellectuals have written over the millennia.

>>18063487
And the Roman-Jew chicken war!

>>18063529
It wasn't over a chicken you kapparot-brained tard
a drunk legionary mooned the yids when they were celebrating Passover
I take Flavius Josephus' word over the talmud, because he lived in the time period
The talmud was written much later and in a different part of the world

>>18063542
So the Talmud isn't a real account of Jewish history, traditions and beliefs?

>>18063544
ask the chabadites and other zionists what it is
I'm not one of (them) thank the Lord

>>18063548
Why are you screeching about it if you don't know what it is?

>>18063544
>>18063550
Do you think if you ask practicing jews what the Talmud is they won't say it's a moral guide?

>>18063556
The Roman-Jew chicken war is a moral guide?

>>18063556
They'd say its a repository of wisdom, but not necessarily all true. Just like how Catholics aren't going to be stupefied if you find that an old Pope said something retarded. It isn't infallible.

>>18063550
>screeching
that's your tradition hooknose, not mine
I was simply giving you a history lesson regarding the first Roman pacification of the troublesome province of Ivdaea
Are you not entertained? Is this not what you're here for?

>>18063573
>everyone who mildly disagrees with me is a Jew
Meds now.

The talmud says a bird tried to fuck noah iirc.

>>18063559
jews don't have a morality anymore since the time the Romans confiscated all their chickens and menorahs

>>18063577
>how he recoils, how injured he is
Oy Gevalt!

>>18063587
>still pretending all his opponents are imaginary Jews

>>18063589
not all my opponents
(you) in particular

>>18063593
Ok. Remember to take your meds!

>>18063596
>trying to shill 'meds' here
go away kike

>>18063401 (OP)
they also boil bar Kamtza in semen.

Jews ALWAYS have copious amounts, literal vats, of shit and semen around, the stories are simply used to justify the scat fetish.

>>18063570
The authentic Magisterium is morally binding and it forbids the death penalty btw

>>18063456
Yes, the Babylonian and PALESTINIAN talmuds......interesting titles, eh? LOL!

Mask slip!

>>18063767
Yes, the Jerusalem Talmud was written after Judaea was already renamed to Palestine, so it's also called the Palestinian Talmud. What significance does that have?

>>18063401 (OP)
Nasty. They need mental help.

>>18063767
Are you suggesting that a post calling rabbic judaism a religion of avoiding actually following gods laws is jewish?

>>18063542
Jews are natural fags and even moshe looked a yoohoo's butthole in the Torah. Clearly, the RoMEN were simply recreating this sacred, holy (or is it holey?) event from the scriptures. Of course, the Jews were too dumb to pick up on this, so they went into full-on Chimp Mode and got BTFO once and for all.

"Never go full Retard." -a Jew

>>18063426
"The Talmud says....."

"My talking Pet Rock says...."


There weren't even "chickens" in Roman Palestine at this time, ffs. What we call "chickens" descend from Indonesian Jungle Fowl, which were not known to the camel-fuckers at this time.

It may have been a meat bird of some kind, likely a dove/pigeon which the Romans loved to keep and the Jews used to price-gouge as sacrificial offerings at the Temple(tm).


Learn zoology you dumb, inbred camel-fuckers.

>>18063853
"Jerusalem Talmud".........Oh Sweeite, you're not even trying anymore. LOL!

BTFO!!!!

>>18063853
Palestine is real. Judea is not and was not.

Notice how your fellow Jew called it the "Jerusalem Talmud"..........LOL!

Get your schtick straight Schlomos. LOL!

Even one of their most powerful Jew books has "Palestine" in the title..........can't make this stuff up, Volks.

>>18063573
"Come ere nigga...."

>Say and do whatever to get others to do what you want!
Great lesson taught to humanity by any and all sides, but they hide that lesson with superfluous symbolism and metaphor. All the warnings and punishments but never full and total restorations or healings of those depraved or deprived. Always force. Always torments. Either out of spite or justice depending on whatever side you ask. All equate the same. And the cultures all have failings. And the gods. And the institutions. Even the "aliens" in some theories, are still incomplete in the concept of a peerless philosophy or methodology. I say this for those who worry endlessly with whatever thought process and ideology they cling to. All are conveniently conditioned to never improve the ideology for fear of ramifications of miscalculation, but everything already was gravely miscalculated in the first place, wasn't it? So what is left? Everything. You don't have to be a nihilist or succumb to cynicism to arrive at this observation. You just had to look. It is right there in front of your faces. Everyone talks and acts like this is it even when they say it isnt. It really isnt. Doesnt require it to be subversive and miserable bullshit though. That's just everyone's various pains and plights talking. Some can't help it at this point and everyone dropped the ball when it came to being there to address the problems. I have plenty myself. As for these afterlife scenarios, you ever ask yourselves what use or purpose there would be in doing such, even on those scales, and the fact they could use all that power to just instafix it rather than fill a nebulous void with fire, or anything else for that matter, to throw individuals into? What does that say of those you champion? Should we look for gods perhaps that do not have a bullshit catch? Is such a thing imaginable? Unconditional love, or peace? The words make many sick because of how much they are used as disguises for much less pleasant ideas and outcomes.

Red pill me good Talmud/Torah sources, I’m paranoid that a people known for trickery are giving me this shit straight up. Is the OP one good? Or do I literally have to learn shekel speak to get the real shit?

Also bonus points if you know a good Quran/Hadith because I don’t trust them fuckers either.