Thread 18071869

>be me
>aristotle
>world's first philosopher
>before socrates
>before presocratc philosophers
>literally the first person to think about shit so there are no rules

>go to market
>pick up apple
>"this is made of 75% air and 20% earth and 5% air and 0% fire"
>people are impressed
>everyone claps

>say a bunch of other retarded bullshit
>it's the first time anyone has ever tried philosophizing about anything so my shit-tier effforts still get an a+
>"understanding the world comes from studying real, observable things, not abstract ideas. so numbers don't matter. seriously you can't do a fucking thing with numbers"
>people are impressed
>everyone claps

>>18071869 (OP)
this is the case for all pre-cartesian philosophy
you could say the wildest, most retarded horseshit and it become a historical achevement simply because you belonged to 0.001% of humanity who could read, have a somewhat functional IQ, and came from rich households and didnt need to slave away in the field all day.

>>18072010
>somewhat functional IQ,
Unlike OP

>>18072042
im smarter than u faggot

>>18071869 (OP)
>aristotle
>world's first philosopher
The fucking state of this shithole of a board.

>>18071869 (OP)
this
no offense to aristotle but i could be like him too if i was like the 5th person to ever live lmao

>>18071869 (OP)
Aristotle was a student of Plato who was a student of Socrates.

>>18072222
Checked, mate. Nice quads.

>>18072222
I want to be your student. How do I get quads?

>>18072010
>this is the case for all pre-cartesian philosophy
Descartes deliberately and consciously set out to write a philosophy for brainlets so it's really telling that the entirety of modern philosophy took him as a basis and that dumb posters like you now write shit like this.