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Anonymous No.18084687 [Report] >>18084695 >>18084699 >>18084832 >>18084839 >>18085035 >>18085037 >>18085135
If Jesus wanted to create a religion for everyone, why didn't he fly to the Senate and say "I am God! Follow my religion!!" Then all he had to do was perform some magic, cast some hadoukens, and that was it!
Then it was just a matter of flying to the Han Emperor, the Persian Emperor and the Kushan empire and doing the same thing.
Anonymous No.18084694 [Report] >>18084709 >>18084811 >>18084823 >>18084871
Christchads believe the whole point was to fulfill prophecy and die for muh sins, not LARP as Goku. If he just showed up and started blasting, it would have violated free will and made faith completely meaningless. The entire Christian framework falls apart if you remove the suffering servant arc. It is not an anime power-level contest.
Anonymous No.18084695 [Report]
>>18084687 (OP)
being ruled by superman is a shit idea

the solution was to have the in-group collectively identify themselves as the incarnated body of God
Anonymous No.18084699 [Report]
>>18084687 (OP)
Because the god in the gospels cannot see the future and wanted to see if the jews would accept him or not. Calvinists BTFO. The future doesn't exist until it happens and even an omnipotent god doesn't see it.
Anonymous No.18084709 [Report]
>>18084694
>If he just showed up and started blasting, it would have violated free will and made faith completely meaningless.
Christians simultaneously believe there's good evidence for their religion and that god can't provide good evidence for their religion because it would violate free will.
Anonymous No.18084811 [Report]
>>18084694
What did God need hemoglobin for? Thousands of people were crucified by Rome. What was so special about the flying Jew?
Anonymous No.18084823 [Report]
>>18084694
>If he just showed up and started blasting, it would have violated free will and made faith completely meaningless
Doing what the OP said wouldn't violate free will more than what christcucks claim jewsus did. You're a liar.
Anonymous No.18084832 [Report]
>>18084687 (OP)
Because how else would we get hilarious larp religions like Sedevacantism and the Anglican version of that people were posting about yesterday? God loves us and gives us the best comedy possible.
Anonymous No.18084839 [Report]
>>18084687 (OP)
>If Jesus wanted to create a religion for everyone
Any honest Christian will have to admit that he didn't.
I suppose you could posit universalism or something, but let's be real here...
Anonymous No.18084871 [Report] >>18085135 >>18085153
>>18084694
>violated free will
kek free will fags are the worst
the bible is explicitly predeterministic
Solitaire No.18085035 [Report] >>18085138 >>18085227
>>18084687 (OP)
>why didn't he... fly to the emperor... and say "I am God! Follow my"-
>ACK
Anonymous No.18085037 [Report] >>18085085
>>18084687 (OP)
Mormomism is the real Christianity.
Anonymous No.18085085 [Report]
>>18085037
Wrong. The Anglican Bishop of Rwanda is the only real Apostle left.
Anonymous No.18085135 [Report]
>>18084687 (OP)
>Why Jesus not like one my my Avengers movies?


>>18084871
Anonymous No.18085138 [Report]
>>18085035
The chi-ro is not the crucifix though, and predates christianity by centuries.
Anonymous No.18085153 [Report] >>18085653
>>18084871
enjoy hell, heretic
Anonymous No.18085227 [Report]
>>18085035
>Flavius Constantinus

Yes. From the same family as Flavius Vespasianus, the creator of the gospels of Mark and Matthew.

>Flavius Theodosius
Anonymous No.18085653 [Report]
>>18085153