Thread 18101086

>Jesus' tomb teleports behind you
>heh... nothin personnel

>>18101086 (OP)
ascended to the Father
there are none

>>18101095
So when he flew up to the sky like a bird what happened?

Is he just dodging airplanes right now? Did he escape the earth's atmosphere and shooting around the galaxy like a jesus shaped comet?

>>18101095
>>18101096
I think you're both glossing over the fact Catholick dogma requires you to believe his tomb teleported to Italy in its entirety a thousand years after the fact

>>18101096
ascended to the Father is a way of saying he took the role of the Father. many, and I mean many, are the misreadings of that book.

>>18101099
I think you're confusing Peter's alleged grave in Rome and Jesus's alleged temporary grave in Jerusalem

>>18101118
I guess. I have been defeated. I wonder what the hell I even read. In passing I still blame Catholicks for their cavalcade of "miracles."

>>18101096
According to Charlist tradition, he accelerated much faster when he left the atmosphere to avoid causing the atmosphere to burst and entered a wormhole.

>>18101100
>i-it's a metaphor

The verse literally he says he went to the clouds bro

>>18101133
Am I not speaking to you now as if from the clouds?

>>18101096
He's with his father on Kolob.

>>18101086 (OP)
>Who truly is the God
Damn it looks like an outback restroom compared to prophet Muhammad Green Dome where they even have holes you can smell his never spoiled corpse.

>>18101145
No

>>18101172
>based glory hole enjoyers

>>18101172
>>18101203
Are they big enough for BZC?

>>18101232
Very much the big swollen one is the prophet

>>18101157
Kek

>>18102138
Enjoy spirit prison.