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Anonymous No.18133725 [Report] >>18133879 >>18133888
Why are there 1000s of denominations of Christianity compared to other religions which dont have as many sects/divisions? Is it because Christianity is an incoherent babble which sparks 1000s of interpretations?
Anonymous No.18133731 [Report]
Lies multiply, the truth is one.

Notice how all the eastern religions are very similar and almost interchangeable leading to the same state of final enlightenment.
Anonymous No.18133742 [Report] >>18133771 >>18133841
Jesus really said nothing profound, didn't understand reality and thus couldn't come up with a coherent theology. That's why most of what you know as christianty today, heaven, hell, revelation, was created centuries after his death.
Anonymous No.18133771 [Report]
>>18133742
Paul’s followers founded Christianity
Anonymous No.18133775 [Report] >>18133798
Real Christianity had never been tried before until the founder of my Independent Baptist church was the first person to figure the Bible out in 1958.
Anonymous No.18133795 [Report]
How does a Baptist/Evangelical/ Nondenominational reconcile with the fact their sacred text was organized by the early church fathers who they deem as pagans
Anonymous No.18133798 [Report]
>>18133775
Thanks I needed a good laugh to start my day
Anonymous No.18133841 [Report] >>18133843 >>18133853
>>18133742
>Don't be a hypocrite, be true, and love one another is just so useless
And you wonder why suicide rates are higher than ever today.
Anonymous No.18133843 [Report] >>18133848
>>18133841
Christianty is the the most full of shit, hypocritical, kill your fellow white man religion ever created.
Anonymous No.18133848 [Report] >>18133854
>>18133843
It isn't, you're just an ignorant crybaby.
Anonymous No.18133853 [Report] >>18133859
>>18133841
>>Don't be a hypocrite, be true, and love one another is just so useless
>And you wonder why suicide rates are higher than ever today.

if that is the case why do you need 10,000 different denominations? No other religion islam, buddhism or any other religion has a new church denomination propping up every year across the street.
Anonymous No.18133854 [Report] >>18133859
>>18133848
Nobody has ever cried like Jesus when the Romans stomped his face in.
Anonymous No.18133859 [Report] >>18133865
>>18133853
Nobody cares about your false religions, and none of the denominations are true. To muddy the waters is the point of the denominations.
>>18133854
>My reddit tier quip
You offer no solutions, just capeshit quips with a smirk on your face. Keep playing good little bureaucrat to the institution that continues to choke the life out of everybody in the world today. You're doing great.
Anonymous No.18133865 [Report] >>18133870
>>18133859
>Le Reddit
Anonymous No.18133870 [Report]
>>18133865
Fools love a fool, you'd fit right in over there
Anonymous No.18133879 [Report] >>18133883
>>18133725 (OP)
>ready to harvest

Am I really the only person on this board who think Christians referring to themselves as a crop ready to be harvested is weird and creepy?
Anonymous No.18133883 [Report] >>18133903 >>18133906
>>18133879
>Am I really the only person on this board who think Christians referring to themselves as a crop ready to be harvested is weird and creepy?

they also refer to themselves as a "flock" or "sheep", which shows they have no independent thinking or beliefs. They just go with whatever their church denomination down the street says.

Truly a religion for the slaves.
Anonymous No.18133888 [Report] >>18133896 >>18134509
>>18133725 (OP)
This is a myth which is untrue
https://www.aomin.org/aoblog/roman-catholicism/the-33000-woops-now-36000-denominations-lie-exposed-again/
https://www.ncregister.com/blog/we-need-to-stop-saying-that-there-are-33-000-protestant-denominations
TL;DR these huge numbers come from counting organizations, not theologies. If you actually look at differing theological schools there's only a few dozen, most of which are subtypes. Overarching theological schools essentially fall into one of the following categories: Roman Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy, Calvinism, Lutheranism, Anabaptism, Arminianism.
OP is a faggot
Anonymous No.18133896 [Report] >>18133920
>>18133888
>Eastern Orthodoxy, Calvinism, Lutheranism, Anabaptism, Arminianism.

what about other big branches with millions of subscribers like mormomisn, pentecoastal, Methodism, coptic Christianity etc etc
Anonymous No.18133903 [Report]
>>18133883
They also like to refer to themselves as slaves as per Paul
Anonymous No.18133906 [Report]
>>18133883
Independent thinking is Satanic. Literally.
Anonymous No.18133920 [Report]
>>18133896
The list gathers them all into the category of "marginal" which I think means "wacko pseudo-Christian cult". Pentecostals imo are Anabaptists though, they are not historically related but theologically they are very related.
Anonymous No.18134509 [Report]
>>18133888
That’s one too many