Thread 18142472

Why Jesus was a pedophile:
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A Jewish man in his 30s, called a rav (master), would never have been single in the 1st century.
The only adult disciple was Peter. He was the only one explicitly married (Jewish men married between the ages of 16 and 20), and he paid the Temple tax only for himself and Jesus, since only adults paid that tax.
In John 13, Jesus removes his garments (in the plural) and stands naked to wash the feet of teenagers. He then rests the head of one of the young men on his chest (John).
When Jesus is about to be arrested, a young man who was with Jesus runs away naked, wrapped only in a sheet.

>>18142472 (OP)
cool story bro, too bad all these stories from 2k years ago cant be checked>

>teenagers
>young man
Where pedo?

The only one that's running around with children and babies is Mary.

>>18142472 (OP)
>Peter. He was the only one explicitly married

1 Corinthians 9:5 5 Don’t we have the right to take a believing wife along with us, as do the other apostles and the Lord’s brothers and Cephas?

>>18142472 (OP)
Thank you for increasing your punishment in Hell. Keep going.

>>18142472 (OP)
That's nothing new. That's all Abrahamic faiths.
Jews suck on newborn penises and practice pedophilia.
Muslims fuck little boys, little girls and animals.
Catholics and Protestants are literal pedos with sex scandals on every corner.

Jesus was a Jewish rabbi despite the christshit cope. He was w grown ass man, with underage boys as his "disciples". He liked to wash their feet naked and his favourite apostles was literally a fucking beardless boy.
>>18142960
Don't shit yourself, dumb golem.

>>18142472 (OP)
>rabbi celibacy
Zero evidence all 1st century rabbis were married. This is a myth. Paul even talks about the benefits of being single for ministry.
>tax story fail
The temple tax story (Matthew 17) only mentions Peter and Jesus because Peter is the one talking. It doesn't list every single disciple and their tax status. This is a massive assumption.
>naked LARP
"Garments" (plural?) in Greek just means his outer robe. He kept his tunic (basic clothing). He wasn't naked. Washing feet was a job for the lowest servant, he was teaching humility.
>random naked dude
The guy in the sheet (Mark 14) is a random follower, not one of the twelve. It's a narrative detail showing the chaos and everyone fleeing.

You're taking snippets, ignoring all context, and spinning a schizo fanfic.

>>18142971
>Zero evidence all 1st century rabbis were married
We have some sort of evidence to the contract in fact, the Dead Sea sect were all celibate as part of their apocalyptic theology. Very reasonable to think Jesus and even Paul too were part of the trend of apocalyptic celibacy in 2nd temple judaism. Jesus even has his teaching about becoming a eunuch for the kingdom of heaven.
OPs argument is retarded but it does touch an actual interesting topic of attitudes towards sex in the new testament

>>18142967
Explain to me why the church underage sex scandals are exclusively scandals in Christian-influenced cultures, but the pagan cultures all from ancient Greece all the way through medieval Asia and Victorian India didn't think molesting kids was scandalous.

>>18142472 (OP)
Where is the verse? The attitude of the claim must match the tone of how the Bible says it.

>>18142472 (OP)
It was pretty common for Rabis to have groups of young assistants they'd regularly teach to iirc.

Even in the plurar, "taking off garments" doesn't mean one is naked.

The naked kid is fucking wierd, though. I'll give you that.

>>18143325
>but the pagan cultures all from ancient Greece all the way through medieval Asia and Victorian India didn't think molesting kids was scandalous.
your lgbtq site isnt a source. fags and pedos werent considered human in greece

>>18143679
Sad cope. The average marrying age for men was 30 and the average for girls 13. Solon wrote poems about lusting for boys thighs. The Greeks were degens

>>18142472 (OP)
go fuck the goats achmed

>>18143679

I don't use lg sites. I just read a lot of history and folklore.

It's a blackpill but the reason religion declining in western cultures is bringing stuff like "Desmond is Amazing" is because Christians (and people they've culturally influenced) are the only people who care about this stuff.

Victorian missionaries even to civilized nations like India encountered widespread child abuse and the Raj documented underage marriages. It was accepted in old Japan, and classic literature mentions monks and nobles having little slaves as a matter of course.

It's just depressing.

I can't even say "Judeo-Christian culture" because I've read the uncensored talmud.

It's JUST Christianity that tried to protect children and a major factor in why I'm worried about the decline is the Boomer-tier "think of the children.". I've known people irl who were abused and they never seem to get over it.

>>18142472 (OP)
Someone is Ammon posting again, but he is technically correct. The idea that a "rabbit" would be unmarried, past or present, was inconthieveable, especially a Savior King descended from David himself.

Of course, this then begs the question as to why Jesus was unmarried and childless to begin with. Thankfully, the answer are right there in the Bible.

Being from "Gali-lee", Jesus was himself a "Galli"/Attic "priest" that practices self-castration and encouraged his own follower that were able to "receive it", to do so.

Without testicles, it's rather difficult to reproduce, which is precisely why eunuchs were kept all over the Semitic and Eastern worlds.

Without the ability to "spread his seed", there would've been no need, or legal justification, for an officially recognized jewish marriage, so he ends up "marrying His Church", which is itself a metaphor referencing the pedophilia taking place within his cult/"Church", as noted above.

All Semitic religions and cultures revolve around genital mutilation, pedophilia and infanticide. The Jesus movement was no different. He was just a "nice Jewish boy" doing "nice Jewish" things to his fellow "nice Jews". Many such cases. (see: stained mattresses, et. al.)

>>18142951
"Sister-wife" is a more accurate translation and is in keeping with the long standing Jewish and more broadly Semitic traditions of relentless incest in the name of "purity" and "divinity".

>>18142971
Whew LAWD, das a lotta COPE! Yess-suh, shole is.

Rabbit need to breed, or there will be no more rabbits. "Be fruitful and multiply"

If then mentioned the """tax status""" of one, they would've done so for the others as a sign of their own maturity and the insatiable avarice of the Temple itself, an issue Christ Jesus addressed directly.

"Feet" are and were deeply erotic and taboo in the ancient dune coon world. The Chinese bound the feet of their women, foot fags post here all day and even Dubya had a shoe thrown at him during a press conference, which was a deeply insulting gesture among camel jockeys. For a priest to go around "washing the feet" of others was the equivalent of giving blow jobs in a public bathroom, which Jesus did too.

The "Naked Youth" was a typical "Catamite"/"Cup Bearer" used by all elites, of which Jesus certainly was himself. He was certainly no "poor pauper carpenter", or any of that nonsense.

Ultimately, Jesus was just another eunuch, pedo perv Jew cult leader, like countless others of his time, and ours. That's why "Nu-Christianty" is attracting all the Troons....because it was founded by one. Just look at how priests dress, you can't get more "Drag" than that. Oh, and very, very, very pedo too, of course.

>>18143006
It wasn't even just rabbits, the idea that any young man would not be married was absurd in virtually all cultures at this time.

Tacitus remarks how old the Germans are when they get married(early-mid 20s) compared to folks back in the Med, which were getting sold off nearly a decade sooner.

Hell, even the Hippies all had kids and got marries. Sure, they all got divorced too, but even they never really considered not having kids, or getting married at all, like the Cat Ladies today.

>>18145086
Same thing if you read Dr. Livingston's journals in Africa. Those fuckers are truly sub-human and are just constantly raping kids, selling each other into slavery at the drop of a hat, dismembering and cannibalism were completely unremarkable, etc....etc.....he constantly writes about how helpless he feels, but that the locals were completely bewildered by his concern and would get very mad if he tried to stop them in any way. It was their "culture" and selling each other to Arabs is/was their biggest source of income.

Ultimately, all of this concern for children is unironically Germanic in nature. No other people value Freedom so fundamentally, or dote over their children more. They even invented Kindergarten and education for all. Even "slavery" in the Germanic world was only a legal status and the "thralls" would often live, eat and sleep right along the main family. Tacitus mentions how chaste they were, how much they cared for their children and how late they waited to get married.

Everything we think of as "Modern" and "Progressive", the Germans were doing over 2000 years ago, which is why the Anglo-Germanic world is where every Woman and Child wants to live today.

>>18142971
>1st century rabbis
Rabbis emerged after 70 AD with Yachonan Ben Zakkai And Paul never existed.

>>18142971
>"Garments" (plural?)


Hamatia is plural

>>18142472 (OP)
schizoid thread

>>18142971
ἱμάτια is plural

ἱμάτιον is singular

Yes, it was the clothes. He was left naked.

>>18145348
Correct. From a strictly literary and symbolic perspective, it also makes no sense to take off "some" clothes, but not the rest. The entire point of these sorts of rituals is to "shed your skin" and "bare you soul" and "to be vulnerable, naked and ashamed", etc......

Greeks certainly had no problem being nude, while it was virtually unheard of and abohorent to the jew(e.g. gymnasium built next to the Temple), who despises Nature in all her forms and even forbid portraying it in any way. Talk about insecure.

>>18145343
Takes one to know one. As you well know, you Jews are genetically predisposed to Paranoia and Schizophrenia, so it's only natural that you believe you see it in others. Of course, it's just one of your many fever dreams and hallucinations. However, if you can point to even one syllable that is factually incorrect in anyway, you may continue to comment. Otherwise, you may not.

I win. <----- (This will force """them""" to reply so as to get "the last word". It's quite predictable, and therefore very pathetic. Lets watch.....3.....2.....1)

>>18145189

The Israelite Essenes basically invented the concept of celibate monasticism. Yeshua's entire family had ties to them, including His cousin John the Baptist. The even used the Essene calendar date to estimate the time for Passover.

Entire books have been written on the Essenes. I've read several over the years.

>>18142472 (OP)
How could someone who didn't exist be a pedo?

>>18142967
>practice pedophilia
>literal pedos
what's the difference?

>>18146300
He posted this 5 and a half hours ago btw

>>18146400
Essenes are fake and ghey.

>>18142967
>Jews suck on newborn penises
This is a fringe practice that most jews despise.