What would it look like if /his/ made a religion?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:43:47 PM
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>>18148284
> Hitlerotheism
It venerates Adolf Hitler as a supreme, wrathful deity. His will, interpreted from historical actions and Mein Kampf, demands racial purity and absolute obedience. Followers seek to enact a global order through militant devotion, viewing his defeat as a necessary martyrdom that fuels his mythos.
The revelation is here...
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:31:12 AM
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I think thematically we have to start with a giant fat kid, like so big he can blot out the sun, and in fact he does that when the day breaks and it's time for all the fat kids to go to school or get a job or something, and mighty Brantley pulls out his holy diagnosis and blocks the evil invigorating sunshine and fresh air
And the little lard bags all dance with the empty space where their father should be, and all of them ate an entire case of uncrustables brand snack sandwiches
and then they posted shitty /his/ threads, two at a time, and nobody would care if they died. Except Brantley.
>>18148197
>Hitler is a lurking, wrathful supernatural entity that affects every moment of our lives and the world around us
Sir, that's what the libs believe.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:03:46 AM
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King Charles III
Whites Only
KJV
REVTVRN
Hell
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:06:08 AM
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>>18148284
The libs considered communism a greater threat than German NiggerSocialist ever was. Are you from the 1930s of something?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:17:22 AM
No.18148379
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>>18148194 (OP)
Ritual cannibalism but only if you have the right haplogroup.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:28:39 AM
No.18148405
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>>18148272
>This often involves watching colorized footage of WWI trenches set to Synthwave
Ah fuck just remembered a thing I did in middle school where I used to watch WWI combat footage with dubstep on in the background
Pretty great image though, I'd just change Roosevelt (too normal and orthodox) and replace with him someone far less hinged, maybe Pinochet
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:39:51 AM
No.18148436
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>>18148284
A lib was demanding I "denounce Hitler" recently on normie social media. I find that rather wild, since he's been off the map for 80% of a century.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:45:33 AM
No.18148447
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>>18148472
>>18148272
>Pepe
>Chad
>wojak
>the fucking femboy
Old /his/ is thoroughly dead
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:51:55 AM
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>>18148194 (OP)
If /his/ made a religion it would be some weird mix of Catholic & Orthodox Christianity aesthetics, Pagan Norse mythology, and some modern far-right rhetoric. Basically just your internet Christians you see on X or Discord.
>>18148272
Absolute triple combo of zased, keyed, and W.
>>18148447
>Old /his/ is thoroughly dead
Humorless old faggot
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:56:55 AM
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>>18148472
You're 40 years old. Grow up.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:57:33 AM
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>>18148405
In school c.2010, I managed to persuade the teacher to let us put the Passchendale Battle scene on in history lesson. Me and an Amry Cadet rage kid absolutely basedjacked. We also watch 'The Somme: Defeat to Victory' this army cadet kid being 'quaternary German' yelled at the screen when the British overwhelmee the Germans
