Thread 18150248

>Cerberus is a tiny yapping dog
Wow Cerberus is significantly less cool now

Not every greek statue was authoritative anon. His smaller size also probably represents his servile nature to hades

>>18150248 (OP)
>dogs belong in hell

as based as it gets

>Jesus is a manlet jew rat
Wow, Christianity is significantly less cool and based now..

>>18150353
dog guards hell actually because zuttmutts instinctively try to find their way back to their spawn pit in tartarus.

>>18150353
Theres dogs in elysium too; the hounds of zeus for example

Alot of greek depictions aren't necessarily up to scale, I'm pretty sure we're suppose to image Polyphemus being alot bigger than this

Why are you retarded ?

>>18150387
The greeks sure loved to add an excessive amount of random snakes on to all their monsters

>>18150392
Not just greeks
Norse myth has giant wolves ridden by giantesses with snake-reins. Tibetans depict alot of wrathful deities with snakes wrapped around their wrists like bracelets. Aztecs had some goddess that wear snakes as a skirt. Dont ask me what it means. If i had to guess, snek scary. Therefore thing with snek all over it=more scary

>>18150353
He didn't guard Tartarus but the entrace to the whole Hades, faggot.

I fucking hate these evil little shits. Is it so hard to just buy a yellow lab? Pic rel is the real Cerberus

>>18150357
I've come to the conclusion that the non-stop atheist posters on this board are actually significantly worse than even the enjoy hell guy. You guys are approaching Simon levels of insanity.

>>18150248 (OP)
Gods are at least 200ft. tall, faggot. Can you even to scale?

>>18150614
>Is it so hard to just buy a yellow lab?
well, considering labs are like 70-80 pounds and chihuahuas are under 10, you should suggest something like a toy poodle instead

>>18150387
Hol up! Who dat nigga on duh leff wit dem corn rows on his hed? Dhey had gherri kurl too den?

>>18150248 (OP)
How do you know in this statue Pluto and Proserpina weren't meant to be 50 feet tall?

>>18150387
>oh my science that is not le hecking good doggo
>in democratic greece sneks tread on you lol
>aack!

>>18151414
Dey dont be callin it BLACK pottery fo no reason niggukuh

>>18150353
>>18150614
Why do incels hate dogs but then seethe about imaginary third worlders doing the same?

>>18150353
>t. Muhammad Abdullah

>>18152774
Where the fuck did you get that from you projecting dumbass? I love dogs, I just take issue with chihuahuas. My parents always get them and their aggressive little shitheads.

>>18152832
Chihuahuas are darlings you monster

Cerberus is only small compared to the gods. The gods are just that huge.

>>18150392
Unsurprising, the snake is not only a unique animal for being venomous and having an odd way of locomotion, but has a lot of potent mythic symbolism. The snake emerges with the sun from hibernation, becoming a symbol of solar rebirth. It swallows its prey whole, being seen as an all-consuming or devouring foce, or as cosmogenesis, as with the orphic myths. Its deadliness is not only evil but as a punishment for the wicked, like the binding of Loki under the dripping venom of vipers, and Nastrond, where oathbreakers suffer. They can be cthonic or aquatic, and caves/the underworld can be associated with enlightenment ie the katabatic journey, and the sea as pure chaos like leviathan. The snake is perhaps one of the most symbolically charged animals on the planet, too bad it’s been reduced to just bad or evil today

they killed him ;__;