Thread 18154133

>Jesus' real plan was to have the Bible written incorrectly for 1600 years before King James randomly got it correct (on his second attempt)
>Then his real plan was for the world to completely suck and do everything wrong for 1776 years until a group of slave owners declared a secular state
>And then religion dies off slowly anyway
>This was plan of God (the guy from the Jew book 3000 years ago) the whole time

Not significantly sillier than an all-powerful entity spending 1,000 years herding an otherwise-irrelevant iron age hill state before getting frustrated and deciding to asexually impregnate a women to give birth to his son (that was also himself)

>>18154133 (OP)
Enjoy Hell.

>>18154147
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