Any depiction of him

Santa gets all the Hos

>>5006372 (OP)
You’re about two months late, buddy.

>>5006394
fuck.

>>5006394
>You’re about two months late, buddy.
Nah, he's more like 10 months early. Santa is always watching all year long, so its important that we be on our best behavior even when Christmas is a long way off. You don't want to end up on the naughty list, now do you, anon?

>>5007208
I laughed at your post but this is still the most obvious slide thread of all time.

>>5006372 (OP)
honestly can't see it the same after hearing the origin story that comes from this>>5007911

Any real pics?

>>5011537
what do you mean by that?

>>5006372 (OP)

>>5007441
>I laughed at your post but this is still the most obvious slide thread of all time.
Anon, the only thing that's going to be sliding is Kris Kringle down your chimney on Christmas Eve. But with that kind of attitude, all you're probably going to get is a lump of coal in your stocking. You have some time to change your ways before the time comes, and I strongly suggest that you do.

>>5015389
good post

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>>5017458
>Naughty *and* nice list
>Entries obviously don't even include the classifier
Who are you kidding here, "Santa Claus".

>>5017462
Santa really lost his way after the recession. He's just going through the motions

>>5017462
>>Naughty *and* nice list
>>Entries obviously don't even include the classifier
>Who are you kidding here, "Santa Claus".
Santa has three disparate lists: 1) A Naughty list; 2) A Nice list; 3) A Naughty & Nice list

What you're seeing in that photo is the third one. These are people that aren't just either naughty or nice, but are BOTH. They're the people that, I dunno, like Rob a bank or something, but then give some of that money to the poor or something.

>5019648
You have the spirit of Christmas in your heart

>>5020128
MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME

no depictions, no drawings, no images, and certainly not statues

>>5020387
i'm a white female

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It's my understanding that Santa was originally blue.

>>5023919
>It's my understanding that Santa was originally blue.
555-COME-ON-NOW

>>5023919
Fake news. Old St. Nick was red from the start, per his namesake, even if he lost the bishop getup. He's also based on Father Christmas, who has a little more variation in color and can be found in blue, but even he is traditionally red.

That's not to say there's anything wrong with a blue Santa, of course. Some of my best friends are blue.

>>5024629
>Old St. Nick was red
Blue Santa Claus figurines were made locally in Akron, Ohio in the 1800s by German immigrants who brought Santa Claus figurines to Ohio. The blue color was traditional for the German version of St. Nicholas. According to folklorist Margaret Baker, the appearance of Santa Claus owes much to Odin, the old blue-hooded, cloaked, white-bearded Giftbringer of the north, who rode the midwinter sky on his eight-footed steed Sleipnir, visiting his people with gifts.

>>5024809
Actually, he was most likely green.

Fuck Coca-Cola, ruin Christmas.

Real talk, who is propping this thread up when it's almost April? Saint Nick himself?

>>5027329
The spirit of Christmas, of course.

Ivanka Santa is best Santa.

>>5031837
>Ivanka Santa is best Santa.
Melania Santa might just give her a run for her money, though.

>>5034226
Those are some funky glasses. What's up with that green tint? Chromatic aberration of some kind?

>>5034276
Usually it's a coating, like anti-glare or UV coating. You're seeing thin-film interference
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thin-film_interference

>>5034488
Thanks, interesting. Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder!

no santa themed porn am shocked?

Chinese Santa

Audio version over on /gif/:
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>>5036269
Hmm, something's not quite right about him, but I can't put my finger on it. Oh well, I'm sure the kids won't mind.

>>5016513
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>>5037619
holy moly

I just wanna say, as the anon that posted >>5006394 I think it's really fucking funny this thread survived the purge. Maybe you guys are alright after all.

>>5039446
May the spirit of Christmas comfort you.

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>>5006394
>You’re about two months late, buddy.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>5056944
Damn, what a classic copy-pasta, start to feeling nostalgic

>>5056944
>bumping this dead thread with stale pasta
No cookies and milk for you.

>>5057303
>dead thread
You must be new here. We're riding this thread to Christmas.

>>5057956
Right… ;)

How many days

>>5063687
Lmao based.

>>5083827
pensive santa

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>>5086294
>158 DAYS TO GO
god, life's relentless

>>5086294
>>5086584
sure

>>5031837
>>5033385
based