Why the fuck is there no Lillis thread?

>>5075213 (OP)
Because she hasn't taken her shirt off yet.

The things I would do to this tomboy...

>>5075228
She's our tomboy, brother.

>>5075213 (OP)
Because no one here cares enough about her to make one? What a retarded question.

>>5075254
You must be new.

>>5075256
Such a cute neck

>>5075213 (OP)
A question I ask myself every day based Doric appreciator. Looking forward to her newly announced A2 film

>>5075259
*A24

>>5075257
Not at all. Care to explain why there hasn't been a thread recently?

>>5075261
Because there has been a faggotry epidemic and generic threads of archive photos spawned instead
>>5075257
>Soph's desperate piss
Classic

>>5075213 (OP)
Because they rapidly devolve into people posting pics of her when she was ua and degenerate freaks talking about smelly feet / drinking her piss.

>>5075399
Sounds like the threads became too heterosexual for you, uh?

>>5075405
I've fucked the same number of men so far in my life as Sophia will.

Enjoy your thread.

>>5075410
>I've fucked the same number of men so far in my life as Sophia will
>aka several jewish producers
Confirmed faggot with a fetish for mutilated foreskin

>>5075454
>This homo cuck fantasy happens inside your head
>"This is what YOU'RE thinking!"
Seek help.

Morning piss is the best piss.

>>5075454
She doesn't need to fuck producers. She fuckers her step dad and he takes care of it for her.

>>5075213 (OP)
>>5075228
>>5075254
>>5075257

What a lazy OP. No surprise thread is to such a rough start

>>5075636
Am OP, retardfren. The only ones that are mine are
>>5075213 (OP)
>>5075257
>>5075349
>>5075250

I'm here. This thread is about to improve.
>>5075639 NTA but you're being called lazy bc you didn't start the thread off with at least three decent pics, "retardfren".

Glad to see she's dating.

Such a gorgeous girl. I even like the fuzzy little hairs on her top lip.

>>5075642
I used to carry Lillis threads on /hr/ c. 2021 or thereabouts. I've been away for a while so I forgot that's how it works.

>>5075620
Does she water the plants with it?

There's not much more that's new with her. Eventually some projects will come out and she'll be back in the limelight.

>>5075655
Mellevold hasn't been uploading her to his blog or some shit?

>>5075657
ye not that much

>>5075642
Correct. He started a thread with one pic and left, then came back and uploaded two pics in span of like five hours

>>5075213 (OP)
>Why the fuck is there no Lillis thread?
4chan threads are based on whatever is the current thing. most people here forget people exist unless they're in a marvel movie or hbo show thats currently coming out or out.

>>5075742
But Lillis is special, anon.

>>5075742
>4chan threads are based on whatever is the current thing.

incorrect. on /tv/ and /v/ people often discuss older tv series, movies and games.

>>5075922
Pits and belly

>>5075213 (OP)
>>5075410
Genuine question, is it confirmed that she is lesbian tho?

>>5075926
I wish she was in more Sia videos. This was such a Godtier Lillis era

>>5075742
Threads on /hr/ about literally dead people prove you wrong. The current MCU schlock threads are shills threads. Learn the difference. Lurk moar. Eventually, go back to plebbit. Bye newfag

>>5075213 (OP)
/hr/ is not a celebrity board.

>>5075994
>moar
Bro is over 30..

>>5076111
lol

>>5076141
Respect the oldfags you little bitch. If you want to talk your brainrot ebonic language go to tiktok. We speak like that on this mongolian basket weaving forum

>>5075994
>>5076111
>>5076141
>>5076145
>>5076231

Everyone shut up and post pictures of Sophia or I will shoot you all like dogs

>>5076262
I will when she takes her shirt off.

>>5076231
LEL

>>5076141
>>5076231
unc crashout any%

>>5076262
>I will shoot you all like dogs
kristi noem, what are you doing here?

>>5076520
She looks like a skinny Russian boy in this one.

>>5076536
Huh. I can kind of see it not gonna lie.

>>5076468
Stop with your bussing nonsense bruh fr fr

>>5076536
Just keep her far away from Russian army

>>5076536
>>5076628
Russian boys look like THAT? I can't blame the soldiers if they go full faggot desu

>>5076632
As opposed to going mildly faggot?

>>5076639
Any range of faggot is understandable if you have Soph sleeping in the bunk bed over your head in the barracks or showering naked with you after the obstacle race... of course, the premise is fake and gay, since russian boys don't look like Soph at all. Therefore, the russian army is just a bunch of faggots with no excuses

>>5076651
>since russian boys don't look like Soph at all
You haven't seen what I've seen, fren.

>>5076653
go back to hideout

gross pedophiles seem to love her

>>5076921
Why do you call people who likes Soph pedos? Maybe you're just gay and trying to cope

>>5076923
I'm just pointing out an observation

>>5076923
bro she litetally looks like a lil boy lol

>>5076921
she's a 23 year old woman, you fucking freak. go jerk off to demi moore assuming she's not too jailbait for you, you fucking nigger.

ugly pedos are so touchy and defensive

retards say the stupidest shit without hesitation

>>5076925
>when he looks at girls he sees young boys
Sounds like a you problem desu

>>5076930
I am both a pedophile and bisexual and I can confirm Sophia does not look like a child.

She does look like a boy, however.

>>5076936
How does she feel about small penises and phimosis?

>>5076936
why don't pedophiles just hang themselves? like I know tons do but what's with the ones that don't?

Guys... guys... can we stop with this nonsense and focus on the real questions? Like: how much does Soph farts when you plug your rock hard boner into her juicy pink cute delicate little butthole, stretching all the gas out of her guts?

>>5077022
She's a girl, she doesn't fart. Unless you're counting sperm

Lmao this thread

>>5075649
>sophia is orangutan monke gf
>gets a gorillamaxxing bf
match made in the jungle

>>5077083
Girls fart a lot. Especially if you probe their anuses when they're gassy. I bet that Soph makes some great sphincter symphonies in that regard
>>5077108
I want her to chimp out on muh dick, if you catch my primate ethology

>>5077022
don't say such vulgar gross things about my cuddly little fuck monkey.

>>5077201
>vulgar gross things
But the fact she farts a storm when you drill her tight turdcutter is cute, not gross

>>5076937
She probably thinks it's cute.

>>5076938
>why don't pedophiles just hang themselves?
I don't want to. And then I wouldn't be able to see cute little girls, anon.
>like I know tons do but what's with the ones that don't?
This is a lie. Cute, adorable girls gives us motivation to stay alive.

>>5077108
a CUTE ape

They better let me take my Herman Miller office throne into the theater with me later. I won't watch Jurassic World Rebirth in a peasant chair.

>>5077512
I don't think Ms. Lillis is in that movie, sir.

>>5077576
Soph was advertised as being in Asteroid City and you miss her if you blink.

>>5077577
Asteroid City isn't Jurassic Park Rebirth, though. I'm confused.

>>5077583
I had a look through the archives. It's some namefag shit from over on /b/ You can expect more of it

>>5077592
had no idea that pic was so badly upscaled and filtered. will delete it.

>>5077583
I had a look through the archives. It's some namefag shit from over on /b/ You can expect more of it

>>5077610
That's better. My upload was shit quality.

>>5077593
Hate that faggot.

>>5077610
She cut the toe of the boots to air out her feet. They were getting too sweaty and smelly trapped inside that tight leather with no socks

>>5075926
>>5077493
she needs dick up her nose

>>5077775
I bet she loves to sniff dicks while she worships them. She has a strong fetish for it. Just imagine Soph going crazy over your cock and whiffing all over it like a dog. Feeling the breeze of her breath all over it as her nostrils widens to inhale every inch of your shaft and balls

>>5077802
Yeh definitely, she loves it when a guy's foreskin tastes like piss.

>>5077802
>>5077825
Mmmmm I won't be able to resist without casting a massive load all over her face, accidentally filling her nostrils... imagine her snarfling the cum with a nasty *SNNNNOOORRRRRTTTT* and swallowing it from the back of her throat

How does Soph smell?

>>5077986
Like sweat and pussy.

>>5077986
She uses her nose.

>>5077995
Definitely this. I'd kill to bask in her strong pheromones. The faggots saying she looks like a boy don't know that no twink could ever procuce such girl stench.

She's cute but holy fuck what a terrible thread.

>>5078151
Why do you feel so uncomfortable anon? Come on, tell us, we won't judge you too harshly...

>>5077986
her nose.

119 replies and only 42 pics. Yep, it's a Sophia Lillis thread.

*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

i will break and crush every single italian rat monkey moorish rapebaby monster hybrid, every single fredo, guido, linguini, zaffaronili nigger will be turned into fucking dust of the earth because that's what these wop faggots are built for, stupid, greasy, lazy, scammy, acrid garlic smelling, crooked nosed, crooked teeth, receding hairline, goblin rat faced, mozzarella gobbling pasta shitting hairy-assed meatball bastard sons of a thousand whore bitches

I will kill every single one of them like the greasy manlet cryptosemite garbage they are

I would shove her immaculate Irish feet in my mouth and never let her pull them out again. She'd have to crawl everywhere and drag me along behind her, permanently suctioned to her delectable little piggies.

This is not hyperbole. This is literally what I want for my life and nothing else.

>Soph invited you to her place
>as soon as you enter she pushes you down on the sofa and starts making out like she was deprived
>starts to undress, still kissing you in a frenzy
>"anon! I want you inside me!"
>"ehm... Soph, I heard some rumors about... a-are you still a virgin?"
>"of course I am, what do you think? That I'm some hollywood slut?"
>"oh wow, well... I'm glad you choose me to be the first one..."
1/3

>>5079022
>"no way perv! I'm going to stay a pure innocent virgin after we're done."
>"sorry, I'm a bit confused now"
>"you weren't thinking that I was going to lose my virginity with a random like you right? There are systems to save my purity..."
>Soph, lying on her stomach, arched her back and presented her plump ass
>you are baffled and your hearth is running so fast that you can't say a word... did she just... no, no way
>"so anon? You don't understand yet? If you use my backdoor, or any other secondary access actually, I'll still be the innocent pure girl I was since forever. Come on now, don't you like it?"
>*spreads her asscheeks revealing her pink delicate button clenching in anticipation*
>"If you say so Soph... geez I can't believe this is happening!"
>*as soon as the tip of your boner hits her skin, Soph takes the situation in her hand and directs it at the shut entrance*
>"listen! No jokes, if you even try to go the wrong hole, I'll cut your dick out. Capisc?"
>she didn't even wait for an answer and pushed the tip hard enough to loosen up the tight sphincter
>a pent up fart erupted like a geyser on your dick, tingling the glans
>"ooops, sorry. I hope you don't mind, but you know, drilling a mine always causes some gas leaks, if you know what I mean ha-ha"
>pushing further, several little farts escaped the hole, pushed out by the new mass slowly descending in the warm tunnel
>when she engulfed half of the shaft she let go of the grip and started to stuff her ass mechanically with rythmic thrusts
>*plap plap plap farrrrt plap plap pffffff plap plap brap plap plap*
>after every gas leak you could feel the tight anus sucking your dick deeper and deeper, while Soph moaned
>Soph suddenly stopped and ejected your member like a huge turd disturbing her bowels
2/3

>>5079026
>"you'll cum too fast from this"
>so she started sniffing the hard rod and lapped on it like an ice cream
>she alternated that with any body part used as a flashlight
>handjobs, footjobs, pitsjobs, even hairjobs!
>she definitely knew stuff. No way she did that just one time... not even 10 times... this was the work of a pro
>after each body part visit (the smelliest ones) she had her way with a deep sniff session of your cock and balls. She loved to smell her own stinks blended with your musky genital aroma
>this cock worship thing was hotter than the bubbly anal massage or feeling her sweaty moist body... this felt like adoration
>Soph was kneeling in fron of you, her cute face transfixed and buried under your balls after she worshipped the shaft...
>suddenly, she made a bold move: satiated by the stench, she wanted to give a taste aswell, and engulfed your whole ballsack into her mouth, twirling her tongue under it, savouring the muskier parts
>she felt your balls twitching, ready to explode, so she gave a last violent vacuum suck to them before letting go with a noisy *pop*
>she fastly directed the leaking firehose at her nostrils and started whiffing again in anticipation
>the first spurt was so strong that went beyond her nose and landed over her eye and splattered her hair too
>the other ropes went directly inside her nostrils or melted down her lips
>as soon as the load was drained, Soph ran her tongue across her mouth to clean the mess on her lips
>then, still catching her breath... *SNNNOOOOOORTTTT" she snarfled the cumshot way up her nose, letting it dribble behind her throat *GULP!*
>"Wow! Can I ask you why you don't want to use your ehm pussy? Afterall it's natural tha- "
>"are you implying I should act like a whore? Virginity is a treasure for a honest woman. If you want a slut you should go somewhere else. I'm a decent girl you know!"
>said Soph, with a cumshot still hanging across her face and all her forbidden holes agape and soaked...
3/3

Oh, don't mind me. This is just a picture of me and my wife, Sophia Lillis.

>>5079491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVli-tstM5E

>>5079491
Wtf? She's bigamous?

>>5079491
How did her feet smell when she took off those yellow sneakers that same evening? If you can't answer you're just a fat liar

>>5080694
>>5080695
>>5080696
>Listen, mister, it's your time. 15 minutes ain't long. When that cigarette burns out, your time is up.

>>5080696
This is proof Sophia Lillis is a GIRL

>>5081075
The real proof would be to see her pregnant. Too bad that no one could resist filling the pinky tight back hole instead. Like a magnet. Every. Time. *braaappp*

>>5081126
based. Sophia begs for breeding but can't stop squirting from the feeling of fat cock slowly pumping her asshole all night long

>>5081131
>fat cock slowly pumping her asshole all night long
Imagine the uncontrollable farts orchestration...

>>5081131
>>5081135
I mean, if you experimented Soph's dick-sucking rectum it's almost impossible to even get hard for anything else afterwards, even her virginal pussy would look lame after that mindblowing experience made of plapping cheeks, brappy leaks and strong anal grips... and you can be sure that everyone started with the intention of snatching her untouched flower, but when she positions herself on her stomach, arching her back in prone bone, spreading her asscheeks and showing off the tight gassy sphincter... well, no one ever escaped the sweet dark abyss to this day (except the gas and the thick cumshots when she farts them out, but that's another story and you got the idea)

>>5081138
most sane Sophfag

Sophia wants to brainwash you into loving her forever

>>5081182
It worked <3

>>5075213 (OP)
I LOVE monke-looking white woman, damn..

>>5081186
We all do.

I don't even want to lewd her or anything. I just want to hug her or hold her hand.

I wish that I Am Not OK With This never ended.

>>5082176
Me too anon, me too. I want to feel her hand squeezing hard mine as her twitching anus engulfs my throbbing boner

>>5082184
She doesn't like sex. She's too autistic and probably has sensory issues.

>>5082176
ngl i literally never do this, i see her face and soft pale body and all i think about is plapping her ass and seeing her soft pussy leak with her love for it

>>5082186
autistic people with sensory issues enjoy sex anon, many of them are fucking harder than normies

>>5082186
>She's too autistic
She's literally like me! Btw, she's autistic about being a virgin >>5079022
>>5079026
>>5079035, but she loves taking it up in the fartbox and stretch her sphincter
>sensory issues
Oh yeah, she definitely has a sensory issue when you stimulate her G spot from behind the wall... the weird issue is that while you drill her asshole she loses control over her bladder aswell and starts to fart a storm and pisses everywhere. I find it hot but she blushes thinking it's shameful

>>5082205
>she blushes thinking it's shameful
Oh, and you should know that when it happens I reassure her by gently kissing her sweaty forehead and cheeks and murmuring to her ear:
>don't worry Soph, it's the way your body shows how much you're enjoying yourself, it's all natural! And for the mess, don't think about it once, it's just a hotel room and the jannies will clean it. I heard they do it for free!
At that point she chuckles and we lovingly exchange some slimy french kisses, just to prepare ourselves for the next pitholing session. No harm intended, just pure love for Soph. She likes it up her ass, don't judge her!

>>5078577

>>5082258
We all think of Soph as an innocent cutie pie, but what if she actually is... one of us? Maybe she posts here the greatest abominations you have ever read, or the edgiest shitposts. Gosh I'd love her (anally, of course) even more if that was true

>>5082490
She hates us, anon. She doesn't use the internet much.

>>5082522
That's what she wants you to believe. Maybe she's the first anon who started the anal obsession about her. Maybe she's wanking to this day at the thought. Maybe she's reading exactly this post right now, with her forearm completely buried inside her damp pussy.

>>5082559
You are coping, non.

Soph here. I'm lurking in this thread but just slightly schlicking. Not a fan of shoving my whole forearm in my pussy

>>5083159
Lies. Soph would never frequent this cess pit. Soph is pure.

>>5083677
A pure 4chan degenerate. She's a fren

>>5083782
>A pure 4chan degenerate.
If that were true she'd have "leaked" decent nudes by now.

>>5083806
Nah. 4channers are shut in robots. They appear weird and asexual irl. Then the pent up degeneracy explodes on the chans

>>5083677
God she's beautiful.

>>5083837
Whatever. The main point to take away from this is that legitimate and tasteful nudes of soph should be a reality in 2025.

>>5083984
>wallet
>keys
>charging cable
>38spl snubnose revolver
>weed gummies
>scotch
>hand sanitizer

>>5083993
>no vibrating anal plug
>no pussy tape to make sure there's no access to her pale pink puffy shaved snatch
false!

>>5083884
>implying she isn't one of those timestamp femanons posting nudes without showing their faces...

>>5083993
>>38spl snubnose revolver
>>weed gummies
>>scotch
Was this meant to trigger the Hays Code censorship?

Ellen Page 2.0
just waiting for the inevitable

>>5084172
How did you fuck up your post so badly?

>>5084189
4chin thought that 38 wasn't a caliber but a wrong post number...

>>5084202
4chan be dumb

falling in love with her was the easiest thing i've ever done

>>5084206
>>5084473
I want to kiss this beautiful girl on the forehead.

>>5085049
I'd love to kiss her cute lil nose

>>5085053
Imagine how her nose would wrinkle if you kissed it and she did a little squint as she smiles back at you. Imagine the sun shining through her bangs as you lay next to her in bed, just admiring her beauty up close.

>>5085259
I imagine her wrinkling up her nose as she sniffs her own stinky flats, making a little squint as she moans. I imagine also the sun shining on her pink backdoor hole, as I pound it hard enough to make all the gas escape her rectum in a brappy concert. Then, I'd admire the droplets sparkling in the sunshine when she farts out the massive cumshot, hitting her own soles with the gooey globs. It's all sooo romantic!

>>5085725
no

>>5086432
Oh, yes... YES!

>>5087516
Your cropping method leaves a lot to be desired.

>>5087716
>come on sir, just a quickie behind the corner! Only 20 bucks. I know you want it... Ok, all right. 15? Oh please! 10, last offer. Of course sir, I swallow. Deal?

>>5087716
Monke

>>5087746
Also, lol

>>5087716
>>5087725
>tfw he's is so jewish he wanted a discount on 20$
>>5087751
What I'm looking at?

>>5087774
Buddy, this is a dupe
>>5087516

>>5088113

>>5087311
I want to make that makeup run, she'd look so incredible after weeping with joy after numerous anal orgasms

>>5075213 (OP)

good question; had to reduce the shit out of file size so quality is compromised...

>>5075257

gimmie those pixels.... again, reduced quality due to size...

>>5075618

i'm intrigued

>>5075640

just because; sorry big reduction in quality for size under 8mb...

>>5075646

now i recognize her... sorry, only mid quality for upload size

>>5076520

i dare say she might look too boyish here...

>>5077022

I was going to supersize this until I read the level of you dementia....

>>5077515

holy 50mb jpg, sorry for reduction...

>>5087751
Bros, why is 4chin throwing hints at me when I want to post in this thread?

>>5088312
>>5088316
>>5088318
>>5088339
Could you upload the original sized images somewhere please? Id love to have them in UHD

>>5088333
>he doesn't enjoy feeling Soph's bubbling farts on his dick
Gay af

>>5088638
Can I be honest? I can tell just from looking at someone if their poots smell bad, and Soph's are 110% the most vile farts you will ever smell in your life. And yes, that makes me hard as a diamond

>>5088643
Are you a fart fortune teller clairvoyant? Tell me more

>>5088670
It's basically a superpower I've had my whole life

>>5088672
Describe Soph farts in every detail then. How powerful are they? Do they make your cock twitch when she blasts them on your glans? What sound they make?

>>5088675
Rotten tea eggs that have been kept in a plastic bag full of milk and raw chicken in the hot sun for a month, but worse

>>5088680
Of course, that's how you smell normally. I asked about Soph's farts tho

>>5088683
Huh? I don't get it.. just told you

>>5088354

you realize i pulled all of those from this thread, right?

Why can't you fags just shut up and post soph pics?

Can we get back to talking about how her freckles look like poopy pebble dash after an Indian man wet farted in her face?

>>5088813
can we get back to the part where you commit suicide in an incredibly graphic and painful way you stupid nigger

>>5088823
We cannot

Stop replying to the samefag troll who keeps spamming the thread with his retarded scat fantasies.

Post moar Lillis, you retards

>>5089377
>samefag troll
Is it your job to go into every thread and look for the "samefag troll"? Do you see him now anon? Tell us more about this mystery man that appears to be behind 90% of /hr/ posts and even beyond please