what happens here?

sexo

>>211637541 (OP)
literally nothing, stop fucking asking this question

latinx jeets
french colonialism destroying amazon forest
petroleum companies owned by ((brits)))

>>211637541 (OP)
mass cult suicide

the weird kids in the classroom

>>211637541 (OP)
George Surname lives there

>>211637541 (OP)
it's like Africa but on the wrong continent

>>211637928
france moment

>>211637541 (OP)
You could always ask

>>211638714
Do you speak Dutch?

>>211638719
Ja (yes in dutch)

>>211638765
What happens there? It's weird to see a Dutch-speaking country in South America.

>>211638782
It's boring as fuck here. Nothing happens.

>>211638833
are you hindu or afro?

>>211638857
I'm Javanese. The hindoe and african country is right next door (Guyana, fuck them)

>>211638883
what's your beef with guyana?

>>211638889
I had a few Guyanese neighbours growing up and they would always blare their music all day. A really annoying bunch. There's also the disputed tigri area that just doesn't sit right with me. I don't like how it makes my country's outline look.

>>211638972
Have you ever met a macacozilian or do you live too far away from the border?

>>211638972
Why does every country in the area have a territorial dispute they feel super passionately about?

>>211638990
In elementary school there was a blue-eyed blond Brazilian kid I sat with. I've never seen any Brazilian who looked like him ever again. But yeah I do live very far from the border but then again everyone here just lives in Paramaribo
>>211638999
That's just how it is

>>211639091
>but then again everyone here just lives in Paramaribo
Damn, you weren't joking. So the lower 2/3 of the country is basically uninhabited jungle?

>>211639200
Yeah there are a few tribes and such who live deep in the jungle but other than them everyone lives near the coast

>>211639091
Do they watch or know of 'zellig and other Dutch internet stuff down there, or is your internet culture entirely seperate from the Netherlands?

>>211639238
Aren't there some grasslands there too

>>211638765
Kind of strange but interesting y’all speak Dutch

>>211637541 (OP)
Venezuelan chauvinism

After the nuclear annihilation of the Indians and Pakistanis, these innocent people will be the last vestiges of those ancient cultures.
South America is Noah's Ark.

>>211639200
The cities even have Dutch names lol

>>211639550
>Nieuw Nickerie,
>Lelydorp
>Zanderij
Dutch names

>>211639449
I've seen every episode of Ongezellig but that's the extent of Dutch stuff I've really seen. I'm planning on watching more dutch movies but that's for later. The internet culture is isolated for me personally because I don't use any social media but the average Surinamer communicates quite frequently with the Dutch since there's such a large diaspora in the Netherlands so pretty much everyone has family there (which includes me)
>>211639450
Considering my country is 90+ % forested there's bound to be some sure

>>211639583
Do you think there are unknown animals living in your country or long forgotten creatures from the ice age?

>>211637573
>latinx jeets
How are the jeets there

>>211639614
There are certainly a ton of undiscovered animals in here waiting to be found. I don't think creatures from the ice age are roaming around but then again who's to say.

>>211639583
Could you heem Stinky?

>>211639672
Who's Stinky?

my little brothers

>>211637541 (OP)
the finest latinas with a bunch of negroes

>>211637541 (OP)
They should I get annexed. They're nothing but a stain of former colonial powers that try to hold on to influence in the amazon region. Their landmasses are disproportional to their number of habitants too. Annexation would secure our security and hegemony on the amazon from foreign powers.
That being said I actually like suriname, support their territorial claims and think they should exist as quirky part of the continent. Now fr*nch guiana and guyana are pure cancer.

>>211639685
a Guiana anon that often posts here. I miss him

>>211639748
i'm glad we're too poor to have a military

>>211639685
Do people in Suriname mostly consume media from the Netherlands?

>>211639748
Forgot to add that Brazil with the guianas would kinda take the shape of the southern cross which is cool and the main reason I think we should do it.

>>211639685
Someone from Guyana who likes to namefag and get attention

>>211639748
>fr*nch guiana
You're not going to get their gold Pedro.
Also you guys join the FFL more than anyone other than Nepalese lol
>>211639583
>The internet culture is isolated for me personally because I don't use any social media but the average Surinamer communicates quite frequently with the Dutch since there's such a large diaspora in the Netherlands so pretty much everyone has family there (which includes me)
Interesting. What is local Surinamese stuff like? Do people like Indian and Indonesian stuff there or do they default to Anglosphere stuff?

>>211639669
I mean if there's that much unexplored jungle I can see it. Ground ground sloths and Gompetheres (elephant cousins) only seem to have died off 6000 years ago in Columbia

>>211639748
this

I know all three and Suriname is the only one that isn't a colony and seems to have some culture of its own.
French Guiana is the worst.
But they are very different from the rest of South America, even Suriname.

>>211639798
No, everyone consumes American media. I'm talking american movies, music, tv shows. Literally every TV station shows pirated media. The few dutch stuff they do show is mostly about Suriname-Netherlands relations.

>>211637573
>colonialism
>destroying the amazon forest
The brazilians are doing that though, destroying the forest, colonizing the amazon and genociding tribes

>>211639900
Oh look, the genocidal wafflefaggot trying to high horse other people. At least we're not invading other countries and torturing them.

>>211639930
yet >>211639748

>daily monkeyzilian seethe thread at France
Crazy how we absolutely live rent free in their mind while noone here cares about their shithole.
Guiana is ours keep coping.

>>211639833
What kind of stuff? As I've said I don't know much about what's going on in the internet culture. When it comes to other stuff there's nothing going on. There aren't a lot of movies being produced here and the ones that are don't appeal to me. The music is even more dire. It's trap beats with braggadocious rappers that have absolutely nothing of value to say.
People do like Indian and Indonesian stuff but the Anglosphere really does dominate. One thing I can say about Suriname is
that the food's good.

>>211639963
You have literally done what the Brazilian army has wanted for years. You opened the border to us.
It's over for that sewer. Colonialism is disgusting and in this case it threatens Brazilian sovereignty in the region.

>>211639900
Heard that on DW French (or dutch)?

>>211639952
I never said anything about invading and genociding. Annexation can be relatively peaceful. There are regions of Peru than have been wanting to join us for decades.
>>211639963
You live in south america rent free to begin with. The people have been asking for a new hospital since macron's first term and you just announced a new giant prison. Keep not caring and acting like it's the 1800. You'll lose it. Over 1/3 of the population is already brazilian it will reach over 1/2 before the end of the decade.

>>211640061
>>211640178
holy butthurt thirdies lmao

>>211640051
You don’t find it weird that y’all speak Dutch but there are barely any dutch people in Suriname?

>>211640272
you don't need to look outside of your borders to find butthurt thirdies lol

>>211640437
No not really.

>>211640531
Probably because you are used to it, I can’t blame you

>>211640448
You realize seething about the present-day "imperialism" of the FRENCH of all people puts you on the same tier as such distinguished nations as Burkina Faso and Benin, right?
>>211640051
>What kind of stuff
Movies, tv shows, popular culture there.
>The music is even more dire. It's trap beats with braggadocious rappers that have absolutely nothing of value to say.
Really? I thought Suriname would be more into Afrobeats like the Caribbean islands or Africa/African diaspora are; maybe even some SEA stuff like Rich Brian. Weird to hear it's more American-influenced.
>People do like Indian and Indonesian stuff but the Anglosphere really does dominate.
Makes sense.
>One thing I can say about Suriname is
that the food's good.
Yeah I think the food is what you guys are most known for given the Dutch love your shit as much or more than even Indo stuff.
Also, are Jeets there similar to Anglosphere Jeet diasporas, or are they their own chill thing like Mauritian/Seychellois/Reunion/Sri Lanka Jeets?

>>211640698
The Indians here are chill I'd say. I don't know much about what they're doing in the Anglosphere

>>211639200
That is how all 3 guyanas work

Crazy to think some Brazilians still seethe at French Guyana. Imagine if argies still posted about the falklands or Canadians about Saint Pierre and Miquelon

>>211640780
>I don't know much about what they're doing in the Anglosphere
You lucky, lucky bastard. I don't think you're capable of comprehending how much you lucked out.
Also give me the lore on your civil war from the 80s, I've heard it was really weird.

>>211641273
They just want another place to poach gold, smuggle drugs, and traffic children, nothing new under the sun.
Also again, funny enough more Brazilians join the FFL than anyone other than Nepalese, so these guys are clearly a minority.

>>211641273
Inferiority complex and projection seince theyre the ones colonizing, curring down the amazon ane killing natives but theyll always blame someone else (usually france and norway for some reason) instead of looking in the mirror. For having lived in guiana brazilians are the one killing natives in suriname and stealing their gold too
>>211640780
Do you guy still have many dutch people around? I used to live in st laurent and crossed to albina a lot

>>211641404
They unironically do, look up what garimpeiros do, they go to other countries and poison entire rivers, kill tribes and steal shit for profit.

>>211641448
Believe me, I know all about it given I actually attempted to join the FFL and I was shocked by how many Brazilians there were relative to the other LatAm cunts. Hearing the banter between the White Brazilians from the South who come from Legion families vs. the Favela mutts from Rio and the North who joined to get a new name and citizenship was unforgettable and I have a ton of stories about these guys.
I guess all the Colombians and Peruvians that usually join went to Ukraine instead (though I actually knew a Brazilian guy in my group that also failed to get in who was a Ukraine vet, I gifted him my novelty Cold War shirt I had with me, picrel).

>>211641369
I honestly can't tell you much about what happened in the 80s as I wasn't alive then and I haven't really looked much into it. You'd be better off asking my parents what happened in those times (they mostly just say it was bad)
>>211641423
There aren't many but they are still around. Most dutch people I see nowadays are tourists

>>211641448
cry me a river.
We'll poison the entire country if we have to.

>>211641836
>We'll poison the entire country if we have t-AACCK

>>211639900
>The brazilians are doing that though, destroying the forest, colonizing the amazon and genociding tribes
Based
Hope Brazilbros get every filthy barbarian out of their shit hole hut

>>211640061
>Colonialism is disgusting
how the fuck do you think your monkey-eating favela nation came into existence in the first place?

>>211641423
The Amazon is essentially Brazilian.
There's no way we can colonize our own.
There are 20 million inhabitants in the legal Amazon and not even 1% are indigenous without human contact.
It's not an ultra-marine territory that looks like an open-air sewer sweated out to extract gold and take it to the tycoons in Paris.
Also, it was the natives of the coast who conquered the Amazon for Brazil in an expedition of more than 80 boats.

And yes, butthurt is real, but we're going to kick you off our continent sooner or later.

>>211641868
those niggers are clearly french tho
you have better chances of finding one of them in Paris than in Rio

>>211641972
This way here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zerajwbk-8k

And it's precisely because we were once a colony that we know how shitty it is to be one.

>>211642052
buddy your country is a massive fucking shithole

>>211641448
And yes, now that you don't need a visa to enter this shithole, they're coming in droves. And they'll be encouraged to go more and more.

>>211642092
Yes, it's our shithole, and the continent doesn't belong to foreign powers. It's as simple as that. 1/3 of the population is already Brazilian and now that they don't need visas it'll be 3/4 in less than a decade. Just wait and see.
The only thing Lula manages to do right is to outdo the mongoloid Macron at every opportunity because he's up against the ropes on the European and local scene.

>>211637541 (OP)
There is a space port in French Guiana

>>211642164
>GIVE US THE REST OF THE AMAZON SO WE CAN BULLDOZE IT FOR AGRICULTURE!!!!!!!
But if you do that, where will the monkeys for your soup live?

>>211642042
>those niggers are clearly french
Doubt, North Brazil is literally Africa and I actually thought one of the North Brazilians I met in the Legion was an Angolan or Mozambican because he was so dark and carried such an African warlord energy.

>>211642194
You can't even read a graph. Northern Brazil has a native population.
Picrel are the Brazilian prospectors who invade Guyana and French Guiana to dig for gold using illegal methods.

>>211642192
It's funny, we just wanted their independence and to remove France from the continent. But we'll end up annexing them over time.
The issue is the presence of a global power outside the region on our continent.

>>211642294
Brazil will never be a 'global power' lmao

>>211642328
Brazil superpower 2040 saar
https://youtu.be/1iqhqHE-scw

>>211642294
>Picrel are the Brazilian prospectors who invade Guyana and French Guiana to dig for gold using illegal methods.
>pic
1. These are obviously Macacos lol, also
2. It's Amapa and Para that border FG and those are Estados dos Macacos, not Kuruminhas.
>the issue is the presence of a global power outside the region on our continent.
Are there actual PTankies that still think this is the 00s or early 2010s lmao

>>211642194
>>211642194
>>211642328
Shut the fuck up you three. The combined IQ of you all doesn't even reach room temperature. One more retarded than the other in different ways.

>>211642328
Yes, but no Allien Country is going to sit on our outside edge forever either. It's as simple as that.

>>211642417
>Amapa
>Para
Literally Indio territory.

>>211642417
It's not the Left who think this, it's the Brazilian army in general.
No one is more obsessed with French Guiana than the Brazilian army.

>>211642419
Your birthrate is below us despite your cunt having an HDI below Mexico.
Your economy is basically the pre-war Russia of Latin America in that you're a geographically large raw material exporter with nothing else going on who is entirely at the mercy of a handful commodity prices.
Your military is a non-entity as you are 100% the biggest bitch of the U.S in the region and always will be no matter how much brown tankies like you that want Brazil to be the B in BRICS scream.
You're one of the only countries with deadlier major cities than the U.S and are only behind Mexico in that regard.
You're destroying the one massive ecotourist destination and universally recognized national icon in your cunt to attempt a tropical farming model that has never worked in any country ever even before the industrial era.
I love your country but you're acting even more delusional than the average Jeet with this superpower nonsense. Know your place nigga.

>>211642645
I'd usually think he's some sort of delusional ultranationalist/neocon like you're saying, but he's using explictly leftist/BRICS language talking about gay retard shit like "Imperialism" or "Colonialism" when referring to Guiana.
Frankly, to get a more clear answer we should ask him what he thinks of Venezuela to see where he really stands.

>>211642670
>let me tell you about your country the post
nothing cringier than an american zoomer trying to give a lesson on geography

>>211642670
>You're destroying the one massive ecotourist destination and universally recognized national icon in your cunt to attempt a tropical farming model that has never worked in any country ever even before the industrial era.

KEK

https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/bumper-brazilian-corn-crop-could-spoil-us-exporters-fun-braun-2025-06-05

https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/light-chinese-soy-imports-should-raise-eyebrows-braun-2025-05-15/

>>211642796
>MUST... DESTROY... NATURE... FOR PROFIT...

>>211642851
Yes, that's literally how the world has worked for at least 1000 years.
And it will continue forever.
Or do you think the oil the West uses comes from Mars? That every resource used in the West's civil and military infrastructure comes from Mars?
The world, my dear friend, is man transforming nature and leaving a trail of death in his wake.

>>211642782
Sometimes you need a foreigner to bitch slap you into reality and out of the "le x-an exceptionalism" meme that every country's masses fall into either in good times out of delusion or bad times as a cope.
I say this as a somewhat self-hating American.
>>211642796
Fine then, enjoy being the next 1990s Mexico when your economy collapses because all that thin tropical topsoil has been completely destroyed and depleted, so now you have no rainforest and a shit ton of angry, radical, unemployed farmers to deal with in your shitty thirdie cunt.
FFS you retards have the Cerrado which is perfect for that type of agriculture, and yet you're paving over the fucking amazon instead of just carrying on over there.

>>211642851
IF YOU DON'T STOP PUPING OIL GLOBAL WARMING WILL BURN DOWN THE AMAZON EVEN IF WE DON'T CUT A SINGLE TREE ANON
DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THE AMAZON YOU MONSTER??? THEN STOP ALL OIL EXTRACTION, RIGHT NOW. THIS IS A HECKING CLIMATE EMERGENCY

>>211642945
No one is going there for agriculture, you media-eating retard.
Everyone wants what's right under the ground, dumbass.
Amazonian soil is potentially one of the richest in rare minerals on the planet. It also has a gigantic amount of gold.

>>211642889
>>211642954
How did fucking Brazil of all places fall for American oil industry talking points from 30 years ago?

>>211642989
You think you know more than you really do about Brazil.
Literally of all the "let me teach you about your country" you are the one who managed to get everything wrong on absolutely every point.
congratulations

>>211642989
How did an american zoomer of all people fall for an ironic 4chan post in all caps?

>>211642983
>No one is going there for agriculture
You're actually mentally ill I swear, 70% of your beef production comes from that area and geographically the soil and landscape is comparable to Zimbabwe or the American Great Plains. You could put in 10% of the effort you're putting into annihilating the Amazon to get a similarly vast area terraformed for agriculture.
>Amazonian soil is potentially one of the richest in rare minerals
That's not what we were talking about, we were discussing agriculture which is what most of the land in the Amazon is being destroyed for.

>>211643041
Your post was an actual /pol/-tier frogpost shitting on foreigners for rightfully criticizing Brazil's retarded and hilariously short-sighted agricultural policies by making them look like a negative WEF stereotype, when in reality most of us in the thread are criticizing you for far more constructive reasons that are not purely environmental, which of course resulted in you and the other macacos in the thread losing their shit and flinging it at us.
>>211643028
>NO U
An American guy named Norman Borlaug who singlehandedly ended famine and world hunger is one of the reasons I'm talking abou tthe Cerrado's agricultural potential btw, look him up

>>211643062
Look, my friend. Let me explain.
First you expand the agricultural frontier, occupy it with agricultural activity and wait for the political process of legalizing the land to take place, then your land is legalized and you use it as long as you can. After that, with the land already legalized, you move on to what really matters. You hire a qualified geologist and have him prospect the mineral potential of your land, which in this case when we talk about the Amazonian agricultural frontier is thousands of hectares. Then the guy goes there and does all the geological tests and finds a bunch of minerals, he's going to find what everyone already knows there is.
From there you take it and offer it to a mining company or sell the land for millions of dollars to whoever wants to buy it.
Then the mineral will be extracted and sold, making everyone a lot of money. Much more than exporting meat.
Have you learned, boy? Well, now you can talk properly about the Amazonian agricultural frontier.

>>211643133

It was never about soy.

The Amazon region holds one of the most vast and underexplored mineral reserves on Earth. Beneath its dense forests lie significant deposits of gold, bauxite (aluminum ore), iron ore, manganese, copper, tin, niobium, rare earth elements, and even oil and natural gas. Brazil’s northern states — particularly Pará, Amazonas, Roraima, and Amapá — are rich in geological formations that remain largely untouched due to environmental restrictions, lack of infrastructure, and concerns over indigenous land rights.
In recent years, both legal and illegal mining activities have expanded dramatically, especially for gold, often leading to deforestation, river contamination, and social conflict. Yet, from a purely geological and economic perspective, the Amazon is considered a frontier of strategic resources — with global importance for sectors like electronics, aerospace, construction, and green energy technologies (e.g., lithium, rare earths).
If responsibly managed, the Amazon could play a crucial role in Brazil’s future as a global supplier of critical minerals. However, this potential raises serious ethical and environmental questions, as it must be balanced against biodiversity preservation, indigenous rights, and the fight against climate change.

>>211643229
>my economy is entirely dependent on commodities and is uniquely prone to shocks that have kept my country impoverished and developmentally stunted
>I know, I'll literally destroy everything of value as fast as possible and get it on the market instead of diversifying the economy while taking out those resources slowly and profiting from them more over time so my country can actually develop
My perception of Brazilians has gone down considerably since I got involved in this thread.

>>211643340
So you actively want to be the next Congo?

>>211637541 (OP)
>what happens here?
here, 15000hrs on paint

>>211643510
Look here boy, the Amazon is potentially the largest deposit of strategically valuable minerals on the planet.
It's not about becoming the next Congo, it's about not losing the territory to another country.
Do you, in your innocence, believe that all the money flowing to environmental NGOs is to preserve the forest and the natives?
NOBODY learns as a child, NOBODY puts fat money the way they do out of benevolence and altruism for a better world.
Do you, in your youthful Zoomer innocence, believe that the internationalization of the Amazon is about saving the planet?
It's not. I'm sorry to tell you that the Amazon is going to be depleted either by Brazil or by whoever needs more of what's underneath if they manage to maneuver Brazil strategically.

>>211643687
>It's not about becoming the next Congo
>it's about not losing the territory to another country
You realize that if this happens your country will become glownigger mercenary central for every major country and corpo on the planet, right? This is basically no different than the Latin America of the Cold War or mercantile colonial period, which is ironic given you think it'll work for you THIS TIME.
>believe that all the money flowing to environmental NGOs is to preserve the forest and the natives?
Obviously not, but you can't be so ridiculously naive as to think doing the exact thing every LatAm country has done since Columbus landed will bring a different outcome this time around.
>Do you, in your youthful Zoomer innocence, believe that the internationalization of the Amazon is about saving the planet?
No, I believe it's an opportunity to
1. diversify Brazil's economy that desperately needs something other than export of raw materials to properly stabilize and develop it long-term (manufacturing holds promise as the West tries to move away from China, the arms industry has a serious opportunity as well with the U.S being overwhelmed by orders and SK moving to the left, while banking is quietly booming with NuBank being an example) and
2. Preserving a defining national symbol of Brazil that also generates a ton of positive soft power and money via ecotourism and image.
I don't even disagree with the idea of mineral exploration in the Amazon, but you're going about it in the most reckless, short-term way possible.

>>211643687
>it's about not losing the territory to another country
Who the fuck is gonna take it from you? France?
Also, let's be completely clear here: If any major world power wanted to take the Amazon from Brazil, they could. Easily. Like all latinx american nations, your military is a joke.

>>211643951
One does not cancel out the other.
Brazil's industrial center is in the south-southeast.
And yes, Brazil needs to reindustrialize, but as I said, one thing doesn't cancel out the other.
The Amazon is not going to be coveted, the Amazon is already widely coveted by many more people than you think. You have extensive books in Portuguese on this, well explained, where the flows of money for political pressure come from and where they go and so on.
The only thing you need to know is that no matter who wins this geopolitical war, the Amazon will be exploited. So the dream of the Amazon and the natives happily ever after doesn't exist.
Resources are finite, and when they start to run out, the billionaire who owns an island and a technology company is going to cut everything down, whether you, the pope or anyone else likes it or not.

>>211644061
Search. Vote for the internationalization of the Amazon at the UN. Find out who vetoed it too.

>>211637541 (OP)
>what happens here?
i lose geo guessr rounds here

>>211644133
>Resources are finite, and when they start to run out
Humanity is on the brink of total demographic collapse due to aging the likes of which have not been seen since the 17th century and potentially since the black death. There will be less demand for resources as a result and so mercantile economies like Brazil will suffer the most as commodity prices will enter a deflation spiral.
I don't give a shit about natives or any of that, I give a shit about Brazil becoming the next Venezuela and having to deal with millions of Brazilians flooding two whole continents.

>>211643062
>70% of your beef production comes from that area
Dumbass