Thread for discussion about wizardry in the world. You can post ITT only if you're a wizard. Apprentices may be allowed as long as they don't intend to lose their wizzie status

Lvl. 35 wiz reporting in

Does it count if I lost virginity after reaching the wizard mark?

>>211641167
South American...

>>211641167
Your kind is not welcome here

>>211641167
unvirgins out. if you lose your virginity you are retroactively a fakecel poser
>>211641157 (OP)
lvl 29 the wait will soon pay off

>>211641185
I lost mine at 17 but have still manifested magical powers beyond your comprehension, skill issue

>>211641347
you have no powers. you are cattle.

I'm 29, turning 30 next year.

>>211641442
surely you've adapted by now?

if you can make 29 years without pussy you can make any number of years without pussy. unless you're roiding the worst should've passed since your hormones are no longer at puberty levels

>>211641347
This >>211641372

Fakecels are not allowed

Lvl. 31 reporting in.

Lvl 37

few more months to go, just hoping I can learn a displacement spell

>>211641157 (OP)
26 yo this year. KHHV apprentice.

2 more years until i can control magic spells properly

what causes your wizardly status? height, face, race, mentalcel

give me the dets negros

>>211642754
Mostly mental. I am 6’5, white, multiple degrees, funny, high iq, muscular, heroic proportions, and have a well paying job. I don’t go out much but I’ve been told by multiple people, men and women, that I look like Jason Momoa bc of long hair, beard, and face.

Mentally I have always been a very shy person. I remember even the first day of kindergarten I didn’t even want to leave the car I didn’t want to talk to anyone. I was always one of the biggest kids in class and in football so I was popular in a sense but I never socialized much and had no friends outside school hours.

I had crushes on some girls but never brave enough to talk to any. I never went to prom or any school dance. I think one is still single but she is very Christian so I don’t think she ever uses a dating app, and she doesn’t know of me I just knew her through mutual friends.

I can work from home so most of my day I am in my apartment alone. Maybe I go to the gym or go to grocery shop but that is all I do. Last week I didn’t even leave my apartment Monday through Friday I didn’t feel like it.

I am overweight now and I fluctuate, at least I have good bone structure and a base of muscle that makes me look better but it is hard to not be depressed and eat everything and let myself go.

I don’t think I’ll ever have a girlfriend or wife and it is all I ever dreamed of as a kid. It would be nice to have a best friend to spend time with all the time. I am not interested in sex/casual stuff so I might just die KHHV.

>>211643191
i really want to tell you your a humble bragging fakecel but ill give you the benifit of the doubt maybe your the most autistic man ever

>>211641185
I know blood magic

>>211643248
I was in a talking stage once in my life and she hated me because I cared too much and came on too strong, not even anything about sex just wanted a legit relationship. I wish I was lying about it all but I will likely die a khhv

>>211642754
In my case a mix of religious brainwashing, untreated mental illness since childhood, negligence (including a mala praxis), etc

Physically I always looked normal, I used to do sports so I was even athletic at some point, etc. I've been told I'm a solid 8/10, and that's precisely what makes things worse. People assume I'm a normal person and when I react in weird ways (looking away, giving weird looks, etc) they assume I do it with bad intentions or something like that. If I were ugly I'd probably be left alone and assumed to be a lunatic and nothing more. I've had a lot of women approaching me in my life, some even wanting to date or fuck and I simply was unable to understand their intentions or to answer properly and it always ended with hoatility from their side. And with age it becomes worse because people assume I must be a successful professional at my age and stuff like that

I gave up at 27 years old and embraced wizardry as a way to protect myself and not be submitted to more pain and humiliation. Now I embrace it as a medal of what I am

I'm reporting all you niggers to the holy see

>>211643531
brutal
>>211643727
that's no good :( I come from a pretty different perspective i was never popular and i think people assume im a loser just by looking at me but i can still sympathise we're both lonely rejects.

>>211641157 (OP)
21 yo grandmaster wizard here
my life is literally over
i'm an old ass man who will never find love
my parents take care of and feed me because i'm in retirement
and i have parkinsons because my handwriting looks bad or somethi idk

>>211641759
Yeah I have, still sucks though

>>211642754
face and frame proportions (not even height, being a gay alien lanklet is worse than being a manlet)

if you don't clear the minimum spec for these two parameters you don't get to play.

>>211643847
the traitor gets the bullet before the enemy. or, in this case, the fireball.

>>211643304
time is a flat circle. magic never gets awarded to those who are unvirgins at any point on any of the canonical timeline branches. only the pure have the power to alter reality.

>>211643847
>he lacks critical information

>>211645183
>21 yo
>grandmaster wizard
You're a retard.

>>211645563
(it's bait)

>>211645563
you missed the entire joke

>>211642754
Mentalcel.
I had my confidence knocked when I was a teenager and asked a girl out.

>>211648546
>been downhill since highschool
thats fucking nothing
i peaked in kindergarten and had a girlfriend, then moved away in 1st grade and have lost all confidence since

36 and meeting e-gf next month and we've been talking about sex recently
posting here so i jynx it

>>211648995
get out of here normalfag
you literally cannot suffer in romania