>>211642482 (OP)The reason why I'm cut is because I was never taught to clean my dick. What should have remained cottage cheese became a huge layer of parmesan that prevented me from cleaning my dick any further. That's called a phymosis. It could just be a genetic malformation but I believe, even though it's gross, that it's because my dick got stuck from all the gunk...
Anyway. Yeah no we don't get cheese buildup under a foreskin, it just accumulates in the pants. Boxers still smell like dick if you don't change every couple of days. We have microscopic cheese particles in the pants.
Did you know girls have smegma too?