>d-did you just grab your no-no place and moved your hand up and down while taking a shower?
>that's it! prepare yourself for eternal suffering in hell

>>211665127 (OP)
Based. I don't want no mushrooms growing on my feet

>mfw just learning that music is haram
But that Angela Winbush song I'm listening to is so good though..

>>211665127 (OP)
>yahweh tells you not to fap
>you fap
>yahweh is mad
>but he can't do a shit about it because he doesn't exist

You people have such a distorted and memesque view of Christianity it's unreal. I blame Catholicism and albeit I'm Protestant, American Evangelicals.

>>211665127 (OP)
>GUYS WW3 TWO HOURS I SWEAR THIS TIME ITS TRUUEEEEEEE