I regret to inform the good people of /int/ that when you travel to Rome, you do not actually experience the Roman Empire because, as locals told me, it appears to have disappeared a couple of centuries ago. Apparently, these days Rome refers to a city located in a country called "Italy" and Caesar no longer seems to live there.

I am sorry you had to learn it this way.

What you Rome'ing around for in the first place feller?

That's not true.
That's impossible!