>plane falling down
>open the emergency door
>jump
VHGGGG, THE FAUSTIAN BRITISH INDO-ARYAN SPIRIT.

>>211689495 (OP)
He doesn't look British

>>211689567
... in 1975. It's 2025 now, chud.

>>211689495 (OP)
just jump out of the plane just before it hits the ground
i knew it would work but retards always claim you'd die anyway. Where is your stupid science now huh?

This story feels fake for some reason, that fireball was massive, even if he jumped out he'd still fall in the same direction and be burned

>miracle brit

>>211689682
he's blessed by Hindu god of fire

>>211689682
Yeah, I still remember the 9/11 "survivor" that got really famous and it was eventually revealed years later that she wasn't even in America when 9/11 happened.

>>211689495 (OP)
>241 die as jeet to UK crashes in flames

>>211689495 (OP)
Amazing what the British can do.

>>211689495 (OP)
I don't think he jumped out before the crash

>>211689495 (OP)
>Vishwash the Miracle Brit
kek

>>211689495 (OP)
>jump from a balcony
>die
>jump from an exploding plane
>live

>>211689495 (OP)
Lord vishnu preserved him so he can impregnate 1008 virgin british aryan snow bunnies and leave behind a massive y chromosomal footprint upon the british genepool

>>211689875
he landed on cow poo and it softened its fall plus he had a lovely dinner right after

It says right on the paper that he limped from the crashsite surrounded by bodies, he wouldn't have been on the crashsite if he jumped before the crash

>>211689887
Erm thats ngubu’s job lil chuddy