Happens iyc?

HELLO AMERICA AND WELCOME TO STATE THEORY

>>211694111 (OP)
Race Theory

>But hey, that's just a theory
>A political theory

>>211694111 (OP)
is he gonna give trump a copy of deltarune

>>211694111 (OP)
lmao no fucking way

>>211694184
>but that's just a theory, race theory
kek'd

>>211694111 (OP)
He's doing it for the bbc.

>>211694111 (OP)
He will run for office by 2030, he will be president by the 2050s. Mark my words, you heard it here first.
I think I speak for all zvvmers when I say that we would vote for him in a landslide.

>>211694111 (OP)
And I wondered why he looks so Ashkenazi

>>211694111 (OP)
Is he republican or democrat?

>>211694342
I see nothing Jewish in him

>>211694288
Yeah if I were American, I might too.

>2040 American election
>Independent: Matpat
>Republican: Asmongold
>Democrat: Markiplier

>>211694207
>>211694358
>Bipartisan
Probably independent

>>211694428
>>211694466
He leans Democrat on most issues, it'll be Matpat vs. MrBeast (the emblem of wicked American hype capitalist slop)

Believe it or not our president made his name as a reality TV star. Its just an advantage of democracy in terms of getting name recognition and a certain "image" out there

>>211694530
Has he ever commented on politics in any way or form? I know Markiplier is kind of libby, and Jackscepticye hates Trump, don't know much about Matpat's politics.

>MrBeast
He's pretty much the textbook capitalist so I'd say republican, but his friend's a tranny pedo so...

>>211694577
Yeah I bet Trump becoming president must have felt like the Boomer version of MatPat becoming president of the USA with how unexpected it must have been.

>>211694577
President Reagan was an actor, President Trump was a relativty show host, and President Pat will be a youtuber.

>>211694649
Republicans and democrats are all capitalist.

>HEALTHCARE is COMMUNISM!!
1) Disagree
2) If social services are communism than both parties would be """"communist"""", the only difference is whether its """"communism""" for everyone or boomers alone

>>211694577
The first American woman president will have started as an onlyfans model. We're all fucked.

>>211694897
the problem is that public healthcare is almost completely meaningless
doesn't improve life expectancy hardly at all, just makes it so that the healthy have to finance the chronic disease inducing lifestyles of the obese

>>211694961
And also a conservative republican. Kinda hot when you think about it.

>>211694741
>relativty show host

>>211695058
Kek, had a stroke.

>>211695003
>the healthy have to finance the chronic disease inducing lifestyles of the obese
1) This is already true of private insurance, you fucking dumbass bitch. Please take a few moments to think next time you post
2) Obese people are more expensive in a single year but end up costing the state less overall since they die earlier

https://www.cbc.ca/news/science/smokers-the-obese-cheaper-to-treat-than-healthy-long-living-people-study-1.764092

>>211694961
Our First Lady already did (soft core) pornography. In the future giving a shit will be completely alien

>>211695247
>you fucking dumbass bitch
a little techy today, are we, honey

literally who?
>>211695058
>tf
why are they like this?

>>211695500
When were you born?

>>211695753
late millenial. why should I care about literally who eceleb?

>>211694111 (OP)
confirms he is a pedophile

>>211694577
He was a real estate mogul before reality tv

Always thought of him as a stuck up annoying faggot.

>>211696632
I lost the game

I liked him more when he was edgy

Not my problem

>>211695247
>>211694961
I can't wait for Mia Khalifa to become our first woman, Arab-American and (biggest of all) anti-Israel president.

>>211694288
>>211694428
Political Kino ahead. Thank you Trump for this new era

>>211694207
>creators
>including a meme slop braindead buzzword in your super-serious political lobby
do americans really

>>211696494
This is the real reason, he needs actual power to hide it